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Oh no!

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oh well, that’s fine.

one time when i was like 6-7 i was hanging out with a friend on one of these

and he told me a joke so funny (god i wish i could remember) that i lost control and pissed myself. but i was on the up side and so my pee stream trickled down and wet his pants and i couldnt stop laughing as i watched it happened. even when he noticed i had peed his pants and got off, sobbing, i couldnt stop cackling. i hit the ground and rolled off, giggling and probably still pissing myself. i peed someone else’s pants…. i never saw that kid again. sorry kid.

terrapincentury-deactivated2018

thank you for sharing your story

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me and my best friend practicing our puppet routine for the school talent show

setheverman

Ideal number of teeth?

as many as i can get my hands on

trombonechurchill

supersonicart

Marcos Navarro, New Work.

Lovely new work by artist Marcos Navarro (Previously on Supersonic Art) as well as a little look at his studio.

Don’t miss Supersonic Art on Instagram!

pdlcomics

Pretty Cool

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This is by far my favorite thing in the blooper reel.

sexedplus

This isn’t what I usually write about, but I think it’s important.

goosewithajob

If anyone tries to tell you that Shakespeare is stuffy or boring or highbrow, just remember that the word “nothing” was used in Elizabethan era slang as a euphemism for “vagina”.

Shakespeare has a play called “Much Ado About Nothing”, which you could basically read in modern slang as “Freaking Out Over Pussy”. And that’s pretty much exactly what happens in the play.

kiralamouse

It’s also a pun with a third meaning. There’s the sex sense of much ado about “nothing”, there’s the obvious sense that people today see, and then there’s the fact that in Shakespeare’s day, “nothing” was pronounced pretty much the same as “noting”, which was a term used for gossip. So, “Flamewar Over Rumors” works as a title interpretation, too.

The reason we call Shakespeare a genius is that he can make a pussy joke in the same exact words he uses to make biting social commentary about letting unverified gossip take over the discourse.

copperbadge

So like.

A truly accurate modern translation would be “I Cunt Believe He Said That”?

strangeselkie

@copperbadge YOU GO AND SIT AMONG THE MUSTARDS AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU’VE DONE

copperbadge

I truly feel the ghost of Shakespeare has never been more proud of me.

caffeinewitchcraft

I feel Shakespeare’s approval in this chili’s tonight

eroscestlavie

it’s like that sometimes

8168708

my art peaked wen i was 4 or so and would just throw whatever shit i could find (juice, rainwater, plants, moss, shells, dirt, sugar, soap, rocks, milk, toys etc.) in2 a bucket n stir it with a wooden spoon 4 hours sitting in th garden n wen som1 would ask me wot th fuck i was doing i would b like “Potion”

hundondestiny

white wlw who try to form their Masc™ identities by mimicking their poorly observed constructions of Black masculinity are and always will be cornball loser ass trash. y'all aren’t subverting femininity when you are taking your identities as White women to caricaturize Black men. that’s par for course for you. at best you’re just Queering™ your racism. stop it.

hundondestiny

i think it’s funny that when wlwoc make posts about white wlw suddenly y'all don’t know how the reblog function works, your tumblr is stuck on Like Mode™. don’t think we don’t notice that shit.