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THE LAST OF US — 1.04 “Please Hold to My Hand”

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Feeling Like Shit - Bo Burnham: Inside

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he put it into words

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Greenlantern: (Setting plate of cookies down in front of Batman) Hey Batsy, do you want any?

Batman: No.

(Batman’s cape opens slightly to reveal a small green gloved hand. The hand pats around the table until it reaches the cookies. It then takes one cookie and disappears back into Batman’s cape. Batman looks on unperturbed.)

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Hal: I'm a moderate, peaceful person

Barry: You threw a chair at Bruce at the last JL meeting

Hal: Which was a moderate, peaceful compromise for the table I wanted to throw at him.

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Kyle: What’s an orgasm?

Hal: When you fold a piece of paper to look like cranes and shit.

Guy: That’s oregano, bitch.

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Hal: Well why don't you teach us what it is then?

Guy: I don't- That- That's not how it works!!

Kyle, scoffs: Just admit it, you don't know what it is either.

Guy: *angry sputter* John help me out!

John: Don't get me into this.

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Unus Annus Day 289: but out of context

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You’ve all heard of “Batman accidentally uses his suave playboy voice instead of his intimidating growly one while interrogating a thug” but now I present you: BATMAN ACCIDENTALLY USES HIS TIRED DAD™ VOICE.

I-been-working-on-this-case-for-76-hours-straight-Batman: *sigh* what did you do

Suddenly-guilty-feeling-Riddler: I can explain

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Batman: I’m not mad, I’m disappointed.

Crestfallen Two Face: I’m disappointed with me too :(

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Ok… but imagine if in an au he used it on Red Hood BEFORE he knew it was Jason Todd.

Batman: *sigh* What happened?

Red Hood: It’s not what you think!

Red Hood: …Oh god, it still works on me!

Batman: ….?

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Batman: Harley, Ivy, I expected so much better from you both. What’s wrong?

A very sheepish Harley and Ivy: *spill their guts out of guilt*

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*inhuman shrieking* love this idea!

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"So... When will you forgive yourself ？”

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Barry Allen: We promised Superman we would prep for the meeting.

Hal Jordan: No, *you* promised Supes. See, I never promise Clark anything. That way, I never disappoint him. I try to be considerate.

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At a Justice League meeting

Green Lantern: I’d like everyone to take a moment to think back to a time when they did something stupid, how they were treated, and how they wish they were treated.

Batman: …What did you do.