Things that DC characters undoubtedly said

Anyone is welcome to submit my main is @haroldfuckboyjordan...

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Time Line?? Time is not made out of lines. It is made out of circles; that is why clocks are round."

-Booster Gold, probably

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So, who wants their ass beat first? And before you decide, keep in mind that I’m gradually gonna get more tired, but also gradually more berserker.

-Black Canary, Probably

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Is it assault if they were my own clones? Because I’m seriously asking.

-Supergirl probably

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Alfred: What’s your blood type?

Duke Thomas: How would I know?

Alfred: How would you not??

Duke: Who am I? Karl Landsteiner? Discoverer of blood groups?!

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Who the FUCK doesn't like green bean casserole

Every single person from Central City

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I don’t ONLY care about myself. I care about like 4 other people. And animals.

-Damian Wayne, Probably

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I am literally only here to be sexy and insane. Do not expect me to make any sense.

-Harley Quinn, Probably

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Aquaman: You know, there’s only one person who can tell you what you are.

Kaldur: Me.

Aquaman: No. Me. Aquaman

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Batman: You know, I blame Lex Luthor for this. And Hal, I blame him too.

Hal Jordan: What did I do!?

Batman: I’m sure you did something.

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Jaime Reyes: hey Ted, your boyfriend just showed up.

Ted Kord: Booster's not my boyfriend.

Jaime: I never said Booster.

Ted:

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Booster Gold: I think you and I are a little more similar than you might think.

The villain he's fighting against: That's a terrible thing to say.

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Duke Thomas: We should appreciate the small things in life.

Duke: *picks up Damian*

Duke: You are appreciated.

Damian: Put me down or I will kill you

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When I rule the world, I'll have...SNAKES!

Copperhead,probably

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Harley Quinn: Oh, my God. Are these all lilies?

Poison Ivy: They’re the lesbian of flowers

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I wanna apologize to all of you for what I did it was very wrong and I am very sorry.  I just would like to move on and lead a normal life. You know get a job and a wife and change my ways. And I hope this apology  impresses you even though Alfred made me do it and I don’t really mean it.

Damian Wayne, probably

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Judge: Your sentence is 68 years in prison

Trickster: *whispers something to his lawyer*

Lawyer: Your Honor, my client respectfully asks that you add another year to his sentence

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Barry Allen: We promised Superman we would prep for the meeting.

Hal Jordan: No, *you* promised Supes. See, I never promise Clark anything. That way, I never disappoint him. I try to be considerate.