If you're gonna meme it meme it right for god's sake
I notice all too often people just throwing random W's in there for no reason. That ain't how it's done when people do it unironically you fucking cabbages.
Here's an example of an incorrect attempt at uwu-speak: "he pwounds his fwist against the post awnd stiww inswists dat he sees ghwosts~ owo"
This is not correct, as there actually is a rhyme and reason to the W's.
So here's a full tutorial on how to correctly meme uwu-speak
W's are only used in place of L's and R's. For some words this rule can be bent because of confusion with other words. "Girl" becomes "Giwl" because "Giww" Could be "Girl" or it could be "Gill".
F's can be optionally used in place of TH's, "Think" becomes "Fink". Sometimes T's can be used as well, in case of the word "thank". It becomes "Tank".
D's can very rarely replace T's. Making "that" into "dat" (yes I know that's a TH but I've never seen "fat" be used as a replacement for "that"). This is optional.
Sometimes unnecessary letters in a word can be dropped entirely. Think of it like you're spelling phonetically. "Friend" becomes "Fwend". Sometimes consonants at the end of a word can be dropped as well, making it "Fwen". USE ALL OF THIS SPARINGLY!!!
Occasionally some words can have an s added at the end. Making "Okay" into "Okays"
Sometimes words can be completely reworked to be "cuter". This turns our "Okays" into "Okies". Or "you" into "Chu". Again, use this sparingly.
Adding a "~" to the end of a sentence helps make it seem more uwu-y. Punctuation usually goes after the ~, however, periods are omitted. Sometimes the punctuation can go before the ~ though. Personal preference. Examples: "~!" "~?" "~!?"
Use simple language most of the time. Chemical names are super funny though and I wholeheartedly encourage uwuifying them.
Here are some more correct examples of uwu-speak.
"Chu can say anyfing chu feew wike tbh, jus as wong as it showcases at weast most of the wules úwù"
"Pwease don put chu hands outside of the wide, mistew! ómò"
"Tank chu fow chu sewvice, ma'am!"
"Okies! Wiww dat be fow hewe ow to go? Wouwd chu wike any extwa sauces fow onwy ¢99?"
This has been my breakdown. I hope this hewps chu meme cowwectwy fwom now on (*´ω｀*)
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