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🌼{Starbucks Barista☕️}Likes: Kpop, Anime, Steven Universe, Sailor moon, Cats, Crocheting, Bullet Journaling, Food, Manga, and Books. 🌼 |♉| |✨| |🏳️‍🌈|

[monbebe-ash]

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[firelorcl]

me: *pulling petals off flower* he loves me. he loves me not. he loves m-

flower: he’s cheating on you susan

[eelcock-deactivated20170711]

[toguideyouhome]

BABY DONT HURT ME

DONT HURT ME

NO MORE

[illmaticraj]

[sepiaseraph-deactivated20221120]

Me quite a few times. College life is skressful, bruh.

[worm-monger]

[deliriumcrow]

That depends entirely on the bakery, and the customer, in question.

[bunkey]

hey tumblr witches can one of yall teach me to cast fireball so i can kill my boss

[normal-horoscopes]

DISSOLVE SOME STYROFOAM IN GASOLINE IT MAKES NAPALM

[peel-a-potato-with-a-potato]

Now hold on, isn’t that more science than magic? Or is there a lesson you’re trying to teach here about the two?

[normal-horoscopes]

POTION OF EXPLODE YOUR BOSS

[astraldemise]

[saturniidae-served-cold]

[greelin]

is it okay to smell every single candle when you’re in the candle section of a store? i’m asking for a friend. i’m kidding. i’m not asking for a friend. i was asking for me. and i actually don’t care if it’s okay. i’m going to do it anyway

[dimestoretajic]

alex hirsch is literally the greatest writer of our generation

[earthdad]

*something bad happens to me*

me, through gritted teeth: Sasuke…..

[iloveamelia-deactivated20190212]

i deserve unrestricted access to old churches and castles i want to know all the secrets

[southdownswitch]

i work in a castle and have unrestricted access and let me tell you sometimes knowing all the secrets……is worse

[hummingbird-hooligan]

please share with us the secrets

[southdownswitch]

what you guys want then, huh? You want royal family gossip? You wanna hear about the Duchess of York sneaking her lover into her room through a secret door? Or do you want the gross shit, like the skull stuck on the pike on top of the keep which nobody really knows how it got there but maintenance says it’s too high up to get down? Or the fact we tell kids the skeleton in the store room is ‘just a dummy’ but in reality nobody can break the grate without collapsing the wall? 

Ya’ll wanna hear about the G H O S T D O G????? 

[legacy-sweet]

I in fact want to hear all of those like way too much for it to be healthy

[itzbatz-deactivated20240722]

[cassderolo-deactivated20181006]

Why does squidwards face show more emotion than Elsa’s

[nyehcat]

his paycheck

[unclefather]

[no-chill-at-all]

[thecringeandwincefactory-deacti]

I fucked up my knee real bad as a teenager doing something stupid and had to get a couple rounds of surgery to get it sorted out. I can’t do general anesthesia because it’ll send me into a depressive episode, so I get epidurals instead. The last surgery I got was when I was maybe 24.

I did the epidural method for that one. From what I remember the anesthesiologist injected some fentanyl derivative directly into my spinal column, and - I basically just fucking spasmed out of pure joy on the gurney. I blurted aw, FUCK YEAH real loud because fentanyl direct to the brain is like Sex With God, and every person in the OR froze for a second, unsure of how to respond.

My point is, this is completely realistic.

[doodlesonly]

I loved the music and the dancing, but my fingers were itching to do paint overs the whole time

[iamliteraltrash1]

So much better??? Omg

[micaxiii]

this, and also actually put effort in so the faces aren’t just floating around on their skulls during dance numbers

[when-the-blood-comes-home]