let me write you a way out of the dark

26, australian. barely anything makes sense

[chronicillnesshumor-deactivated]

Doctors are like: ughhhhh. You're confusing. Come back if you die

[moonshynecybin]

have you guys ever seen a crocodile with its fingies out

[moonshynecybin]

[devilishdescent]

[starcures]

new boot goofin

[meangirlnurse]

in real life you will probably not respond to harassment in a sexy, clever, scripted way where you come out with the upper hand and everyone claps. you will freeze up and your moment will pass, or your voice will shake when you tell them to stop and you’ll realize two minutes later that you’re gross and sweaty and sticky from the adrenaline. maybe you’ll be on the ball and answer in a way you actually think is pretty smart and get ignored, or they’ll get more aggressive when you mouth off to them. you almost never will walk away feeling victorious. you walk away feeling uncomfortable and relieved that it’s over. you’ll think about it later and imagine that maybe you could have said something else. maybe you’ll feel ashamed that you weren’t quicker-witted, weren’t able to cut them down to size, weren’t able to avoid that lingering sick feeling in the pit of your stomach, as though there’s some kind of magical words you could have said that would have left you feeling less powerless. there really aren’t. 

[gwynndolynnequincy-deactivated2]

Honestly this is such an important lesson to learn. If someone threatens, belittles, or verbally assaults you, you will likely feel bad, no matter how you respond. Please don’t beat yourself up for feeling emotions that are perfectly healthy and justified. 

[ttrevelyan]

finding an error in someone else's fic: awe. we are all human - this is totally understandable and doesn't bother me whatsoever. it is almost endearing to know that others are not perfect, and in their excitement to share, they made a small mistake.

finding an error in your own fic: a merciful death is too kind for me. i deserve to be burnt on a pyre or publicly executed at dawn

[muffinlance]

Someone commented that they loved a line

They quoted the line

The line had a typo

This is the fastest way to kill an author

[loveridden1999]

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

[there-is-still-some-liquor-left]

future spouse: what’s your favorite work of homoerotic literature?

me, thinking about the “living in a log cabin with thor” reddit comment: hmmm….at the risk of limiting the great gatsby to its subtext-

[there-is-still-some-liquor-left]

if you haven’t read- no- experienced this yet

[jennyholzertruisms1977]

[foreskinnty]

I gently sponge Gay Tom Hardy down

[sunsbleeding]

[guiltfactory]

i like when both people in a relationship are scared of it

[whyenn-reader]

even better when they are not in a relationship but you can't exactly say they are not not in a relationship

[krokonoko]

we return to the eternal wind.

[tzikeh]

More examples of the WORST mansplaining here.

[useyourblinker]

This might be my favorite

[lotsofcatsandcheapwine]

This is mine

[stockyardsyndrome]

[sinistra-orlok]

[we-all-got-scars-again]

IT’S MARCH

[multifand0mtrash]

[magical-awesome-kid]

Uh… It’s still May…

[clowncare]

[normalstuffidk]

It’s august

[storm-driver]

[tomb-mold]

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

[girldraki]

kind of harmonically beautiful

[funky-insanitear]

[ratgirl-deluxe]

you can do this thing called hug me a lot and it'll pay off because of my soft

[papayajuan2019]

but that's beyond the scope of this post

[cottoncandylesbo]

i love "bite me" as a retort. your frustrating me, come put your spit and teeth all over me for it. and maybe lick me a little. because i hate you