m 🫶🏽

👽💗🧚🏽‍♀️🦕 it is our moral duty to love and care for each other

[monetbonet]

Anyway had to fire off those last thoughts before I go do hoodrat shit w my hoodrat friends for a while.

I will be having an iwtv/tvl and wnba summer so lots to discuss once i get back however i don’t interact with willmack or hudcon on anything other than this app so send the bat signal if anything fun happens and i will clock back in immediately

Ok love u, drink water, bye !

[monetbonet]

Everytime I brave that hudcon tag… the absolute state of it

[monetbonet]

Oh and when I said Azzi would go #1, Olivia would be a top 5 pick, and Janiah would get drafted, the people called me crazy

monetbonet will never go wrong w this sports shit !!!!

[monetbonet]

Took one scroll down my feed and saw Will in lalaland holding hands with butterflies and skipping through fields of daisies right next to Mack sounding stupid as hell and probably drunk off his ass with people petting him, I just bust out laughing

[monetbonet]

Shai winning mvp just fucked my morning up so I have to ruin someone’s life in return

[barbie-verse]

heated rivalry twitter (67/?) you're never safe.

[monetbonet]

And what the hell is chipper ??

[ahmedalresh]

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[shanebug]

"chill out man i know you pollinate some lily"

"i dont!"

[myshangel]

myshane is a terminal boyfriend I fear . he's giving Ilya his hoodie when it's cold . hes kissing his knuckles while he drives. he's calling him baby. he's carrying ilyas bag. he's fixing the wonky table when Ilya offhandedly complains about it. he's getting possessive over ilyas Calvin Klein ad and posting a single black and white picture of his hand on ilyas thigh to his Instagram story . he's falling for every social media trend that Ilya tries on him bc he's not online like that. he's intermittently trying to blow luca haas up w his mind every time ilya compliments him. that's MyShane

[nettlepixie]

i just know at some point they’re having dinner at the pikes’ and ilya is doing his smug just-skirting-the-borderline-of-becoming-public-foreplay bit of being like “my boyfriend is shane fucking hollander best in the league actually he has three stanley cups” and hayden’s like yeah i have three stanley cups too 🙂

and ilya’s like……. what

and hayden’s like i was there i also won i am literally a three-time stanley cup winner too

and oooooh you know things are going to get so ugly plates might actually be thrown like idk if this makes sense but the vision is brought to you by me thinking about how the playful hollanov sex banter of shane having more cups than ilya is all fun and games until you realise HAYDEN PIKE has more than ilya too

[wingsseni]

irina and ilyusha 🤍

[myshangel]

instances of shane, the worlds most jock, calling ilya baby:

“Baby, what time is it?”

“Huh? Hold on, baby, I can’t hear you. Fuck, it’s loud in here.”

“Fuck, Ilya, yes, like that, baby, just like that, fuck—“

“Ilya, what’s— Are you crying? What’s wrong, baby, it’s okay, it’s— What’s wrong? Please, tell me, what’s wrong?”

“Fuckin’ A, Rozanov! Yes, baby! Fuck, that was a good one. C’mere.”

“Mm, baby, your feet are cold. Ah! Ilya, get your cold fucking feet off me. Put some socks on. Jesus.”

“Hold on, I’ll ask him— Baby, my mom wants to know if steak is good for dinner?”

“Your hair is so fluffy today. No, no, come back, let me— Yes. Thank you, baby.”

“Ilyusha. My baby. Ilyusha. You’re so pretty. Don’t laugh! I’m being serious!”

“You’re gonna have to skate better than that to beat me in the scoring race, baby, I’m locked in this season.”

“Fuck, baby, you’re burning up. No, asshole, I mean you’re sick. You can’t go to practice like this, don’t be fucking stupid.”

“Uh, just a beer, please. Thank you, baby, that’s perfect.”

“Ilya, baby, you want a pretzel?”

“Hi, baby. You looked good out there, that goal was fuckin’ insane.”

[monetbonet]

I actually can’t stand willmackville bc why did my eyebrow shoot up when I saw that damn rainbow. This is not who I am, what did y’all do to me

[yuqis-ifty]

I know deep in my soul Shane is such a fucking enabler, especially after he joins the Centaurs.

He's finally getting to be with his husband, the man he's loved for over a decade, and he, by all means, does not care about the bullshit he says cause as long as it's not getting Ilya in any kind of trouble, Ilya's chirps, while incredibly fucking stupid most of the time, are funny, and always only as offensive as the person deserves them to be. He knows Ilya would never mention anything about their private lives, cause really their time together is as sacred to him as it is to Shane. He has literally no reason to worry about anything.

And sure, people come up to him with the "did you HEAR about what your husband said to me" in the beginning, but these complaints all but stop in only a couple months once people realise that Shane does literally nothing about what Ilya said other than honest to god giggle, and smile fondly at his husband antics

[lavenderprose]

Ilya, tipsy in the passenger seat as Shane drives them home: Can I hold your hand. Can I hold your haaaaaand. Can I--

Shane: My love. You are already holding my hand.

Ilya: Yay :)

[monetbonet]

Wake up!

https://www.tumblr.com/virginiaisforvampires/816507027781255168/dear-lordthe-intimacy-the-tenderness-i-just?source=share

It does mean so much to me that y’all wake me from my slumber when important things happen.

Anyway, I’m getting lightheaded atp y’all, like my body wasn’t meant to handle drugs so strong