Mr Darcy, probably
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Mr Darcy, probably
Current mood: Sad that I donāt have a rich vampire taking care of me financially in exchange for blood.
no YOU live in a society i live in this frame of pride and prejudice
I'm 27 years old. I've no money and no prospects. I'm already a burden to my parents. And I'm frightened.
Me (but really, Miss Charlotte Lucas).
Darcy, wearing a new hat: How do I look, sweetheart?
Elizabeth: Tolerable ā¦
Darcy: Please donāt
Elizabeth: ⦠but not handsome enough to tempt me
deleting my dating apps because i wanna meet someone the old fashioned way (he insults me at a ball and i overhear)
hey what is buzzfeed unsolved about?
WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT
YOU COULD BE A FUCKING BADASS DRAGON THATāS THE POINT
āI AM A CREATURE OF DARKNESSā āoh hey sabrina.ā
I guess the point is that you could shapeshift into the body you always thought youād grow into when you were a kid
taller, shorter, slimmer, more muscular, purple hair, tattoos everywhere, tattoos nowhere,Ā
every single shoe would fit you every single time you tried it on, every single article of clothing would fit your perfectly, all you have to do is transform slightly, youād never run out of āyour sizeā again
and you wouldnāt have to work for it at all, and youād never be limitted by your bone structure or something. You could just transform at will.
I donāt see how this is much of a downside
When you turn into a sixty story tentacle demon and terrorize a city you want to get the credit you deserve
Oh man that would be so sweet. I could be an annoying fuck as an insect or something but you couldnāt kill me becauseĀ everyone would know
Thatās great but have you considered
~cosplay
~Halloween costumes
~acting
~cosplay
~stretching to reach stuff and shrinking to fit through spaces
~cosplay
~cosplay
~COSPLAY
imagine being at work minding your business and then suddenly you look out the window and see like a 50ft tall flamingo and then someone just says āoh, yeah, thatās just pete, he does this sometimes, donāt worryā
āBRB, gonna be a cat-sized dragon for a few hours. Might come home a foot taller with mood tattoos.ā
āDonāt antagonize the fae.ā
āI AM the fae, Susan.ā
Also, considerā people will know itās you, but it doesnāt say theyāll know what you are. āSo is Pete a 50 foot flamingo who changes into a man, or the other way around?ā āWe.. we donāt know. Barbara asked him once, but he just grinned. She said they werenāt the teeth of a human OR flamingo and she didnāt want to talk about it.ā
Iconic post
LEMME BE A DRAGON I DONT CARE IF YOU KNOW ITS ME
Iāve seriously only seen screenshots of this post before though
This is legendary
āI AM HERE FOR YOUR SOULSā
āGeorge, did you forget your coffee?ā
ok but like the only difference here is if you dont press it you cant shapeshift. theres no loss in pressing it
i am too soft for this world but Iām only saying that because it hurts my hand to open water bottles
Iām a simple girl, is it too much to ask for a broody handsome suitor to stroll across a field, in the morning fog at dawn, to tell me that Iāve bewitched them body and soul, and that they love me and never wish to be parted from me from that day on.
trust your motherās opinion on people
um. she married my dad
no joke, Iāve watched this about 30 times for sanity
When I first heard the quote I thought āthis is the best pro-biden ad Iāve seenā and it cracks me up that someone in his campaign was like āletās just use that as an adā
Pride & Prejudice (2005), dir. Joe Wright
We donāt talk enough about how part of Jane falling for Bingley is that he thinks Elizabeth is DOPE AS SHIT and openly loves hanging out with her. Cute nice boy has taken Netherfield at last? Great! Cute nice boy who would legitimately be super stoked if Elizabeth ended up being a spinster aunt who lived with them and taught their children to embroider their cushions very ill indeed as long as she kept laying down sick burns? MARRIAGE MATERIAL.
Post-book Mr. Bingley is ALWAYS excited before parties where Elizabeth will be in attendance, because he knows she is going to make some very unexpected jokes and he will be in STITCHES and also in AWE and yay for loving and supporting at least one of your in-laws.
@zombeesknees
#i mean Bingley genuinely LIKES Darcy#theyāre a classic combo of golden retriever and aloof dignified cat#so of course golden retriever Bingley is going to meet Elizabeth and go YES GOOD A NEW CAT FRIEND#DARCY COME MEET MY NEW CAT FRIEND#Darcy: HISSS#Elizabeth: HISSS#Bingley: SEE WEāRE FRIENDS
via @pagerunner
I LAUGHED SO HARD I SAW STARS
Me after commiting a minor mistake
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unfortunately exactly what you think its going to be :/
Mr Darcy: *makes a remark about being turned on by accomplished ladies improving their minds by extensive reading*
Lizzie: suddenly I'm Jared, 19