Make Tea Not War

Katie🔹she/her🔹23

[dark-romantics]

Mr Darcy, probably

[roguemonsterfucker]

Current mood: Sad that I don’t have a rich vampire taking care of me financially in exchange for blood.

[romancefairy]

no YOU live in a society i live in this frame of pride and prejudice

[asysto-le]

I'm 27 years old. I've no money and no prospects. I'm already a burden to my parents. And I'm frightened.

Me (but really, Miss Charlotte Lucas).

[faustandfurious]

Darcy, wearing a new hat: How do I look, sweetheart?

Elizabeth: Tolerable …

Darcy: Please don’t

Elizabeth: … but not handsome enough to tempt me

[tragicallyunaesthetic]

deleting my dating apps because i wanna meet someone the old fashioned way (he insults me at a ball and i overhear)

[anthoniejcrowley]

hey what is buzzfeed unsolved about?

[lanadelreyquasa]

WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT

[kaibas-paragraphical-mind]

YOU COULD BE A FUCKING BADASS DRAGON THAT’S THE POINT

[who-the-f-ck]

“I AM A CREATURE OF DARKNESS” “oh hey sabrina.”

[shitsuren-chama]

I guess the point is that you could shapeshift into the body you always thought you’d grow into when you were a kid

taller, shorter, slimmer, more muscular, purple hair, tattoos everywhere, tattoos nowhere, 

every single shoe would fit you every single time you tried it on, every single article of clothing would fit your perfectly, all you have to do is transform slightly, you’d never run out of ‘your size’ again

and you wouldn’t have to work for it at all, and you’d never be limitted by your bone structure or something. You could just transform at will.

[elvenrainbow]

[bogleech]

I don’t see how this is much of a downside

When you turn into a sixty story tentacle demon and terrorize a city you want to get the credit you deserve

[revereche-deactivated20140508]

Oh man that would be so sweet. I could be an annoying fuck as an insect or something but you couldn’t kill me because everyone would know

[perpetualcombustioninstruct-blog]

That’s great but have you considered

~cosplay

~Halloween costumes

~acting

~cosplay

~stretching to reach stuff and shrinking to fit through spaces

~cosplay

~cosplay

~COSPLAY

[solsolecito]

imagine being at work minding your business and then suddenly you look out the window and see like a 50ft tall flamingo and then someone just says “oh, yeah, that’s just pete, he does this sometimes, don’t worry”

[brightlotusmoon]

“BRB, gonna be a cat-sized dragon for a few hours. Might come home a foot taller with mood tattoos.”

“Don’t antagonize the fae.”

“I AM the fae, Susan.”

[aqueerkettleofish]

Also, consider— people will know it’s you, but it doesn’t say they’ll know what you are. “So is Pete a 50 foot flamingo who changes into a man, or the other way around?” “We.. we don’t know. Barbara asked him once, but he just grinned. She said they weren’t the teeth of a human OR flamingo and she didn’t want to talk about it.”

[frolicking-cat]

Iconic post

[themoss-deactivated20210919]

LEMME BE A DRAGON I DONT CARE IF YOU KNOW ITS ME

I’ve seriously only seen screenshots of this post before though

[godspeedyoublackemperor]

This is legendary

[ghalind]

“I AM HERE FOR YOUR SOULS”

“George, did you forget your coffee?”

[this-account-is-a-mistake]

ok but like the only difference here is if you dont press it you cant shapeshift. theres no loss in pressing it

[tueselle]

i am too soft for this world but I’m only saying that because it hurts my hand to open water bottles

[cantfightfatetoo]

I’m a simple girl, is it too much to ask for a broody handsome suitor to stroll across a field, in the morning fog at dawn, to tell me that I’ve bewitched them body and soul, and that they love me and never wish to be parted from me from that day on.

[honigimohr]

trust your mother’s opinion on people

[cloudbeam]

um. she married my dad

[miggylol]

[darkalleysunflower]

no joke, I’ve watched this about 30 times for sanity

[estradoll]

When I first heard the quote I thought “this is the best pro-biden ad I’ve seen” and it cracks me up that someone in his campaign was like “let’s just use that as an ad”

[tomhiddletson]

Pride & Prejudice (2005), dir. Joe Wright

[crimsonclad]

We don’t talk enough about how part of Jane falling for Bingley is that he thinks Elizabeth is DOPE AS SHIT and openly loves hanging out with her. Cute nice boy has taken Netherfield at last? Great! Cute nice boy who would legitimately be super stoked if Elizabeth ended up being a spinster aunt who lived with them and taught their children to embroider their cushions very ill indeed as long as she kept laying down sick burns? MARRIAGE MATERIAL.

Post-book Mr. Bingley is ALWAYS excited before parties where Elizabeth will be in attendance, because he knows she is going to make some very unexpected jokes and he will be in STITCHES and also in AWE and yay for loving and supporting at least one of your in-laws.

[geekybibliophile]

@zombeesknees

[ferociousqueak]

#i mean Bingley genuinely LIKES Darcy#they’re a classic combo of golden retriever and aloof dignified cat#so of course golden retriever Bingley is going to meet Elizabeth and go YES GOOD A NEW CAT FRIEND#DARCY COME MEET MY NEW CAT FRIEND#Darcy: HISSS#Elizabeth: HISSS#Bingley: SEE WE’RE FRIENDS

via @pagerunner

[sos-fandoms]

I LAUGHED SO HARD I SAW STARS

[weirdly-friendly]

Me after commiting a minor mistake

[everythingfox]

(via)

[notkatniss]

unfortunately exactly what you think its going to be :/

[ddiesirae]

Mr Darcy: *makes a remark about being turned on by accomplished ladies improving their minds by extensive reading*

Lizzie: suddenly I'm Jared, 19