what's going on

every day I am blessed that my name was included in Mambo No. 5

[faoileog]

[mayakern]

Here’s a little sketch page of Hemlock, my wizard girl. She’s so fun to draw!

[pangur-and-grim]

I hope the neighbours don’t mind him watching

[pangur-and-grim]

my neighbour had a friend over, and the friend started shouting "LOOK! LOOK! THAT CAT IS CLIMBING THE FENCE! OVER THERE!" and my neighbour was just like "yeah....... it does that."

[bleedthebeat]

[bleedthebeat]

[bleedthebeat]

don’t worry about it

[contemptible-scoundrel]

Ccan i hit?

I would parry every blow?

[ewaneneollav]

you’re one of the three survivors after the apocalypse & the other two are visibly passing one of theirs’ phones back & forth having a secret conversation in a notes app

[titsay]

[dickmaster]

Cunty little thing isnt it

[cartoon-fanaticism]

GLaDOS voice: "Would you like to see some artwork I generated? I've heard from other test subjects that AI-generated artwork produces an uncanny valley response in human viewers because they can't perceive it as fully real. They've told me that it looks absolutely hideous to them, that they can't imagine anything more disgusting than AI art. But, well I've been practicing and wanted your honest opinion. Feel free to let me know how ugly you find this by ranking it on a scale from 'vomit-inducing' to 'eye-bleeding'." A robotic arm lowers from the ceiling holding a hand mirror up to Chell's face

[wassuppeas]

[straightboyfriend]

if it’s your birthday: happy birthday

if it’s not your birthday: reflect on why that is. 👆🏽

[nicothespy]

oh tumblr staff definitely noticed the transphobe allegations and put the entire lgbtq+ in it LMAO

[doberbutts]

Featured: the decoy's grab-and-scoop technique which allowed him to also snag a chihuahua to cuddle

[atanertheartist]

fragment of my failed illustration that is acceptable. but it’s still kinda is ugly to me….

[cruelfeast]

nothing is lost. you have your bisexual mutuals.

[i-give-you-a-fish]

No longer allowed to help my dad in the garden because i picked up the shovel and he saw “a gleeful and cruel darkness in my eyes”

[samreich]

mr. garcia it was a pleasure speaking with you on speakerphone on my television show

[kisses-and-doodles]

Was wondering what to post on my b-day and figured it should be my favourite angel.