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absolute shitposter | artist | (mediocre) writer | 🐀🌕

[lexisrants]

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ship accounts: @sawyerxaftonlover @mikeaftonxleonkennedyfrotting OC account: @alesweirdwhims PLEASE follow me there i need fans

!! please do NOT text me about commissions !! I do my own art and I'm broke

hello there!! I'm Alexis, this blog will contain my takes on politics, suggestive or even straight up sexual posts, my art, vents, and everything else, I'd suggest you do not interact if it's not your thing, or block the tags that make you uncomfy as I will make sure to tag every triggering topic properly. I'm aromantic, deergender, queer and agenderfluid, I'm currently in a relationship but IDM flirting ^^. My main interests are Will Wood, The Freak Circus, Penelope Scott, Monster High, Marble Hornets and Psychocuties. I really like anon questions so do ask if you want to, IDRC and don't have any established boundaries besides, idk, don't send me death or rape threats..? I'm, like, always online, I promise it won't take much for me to answer.

anyway, have a nice day!!

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drew a new oc!!!! heres him and masky because i ship them and then him in his own

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coincidences are CRAZY causw this was me two years ago and how did i know i would change my name and mind and leave that city AND my mom's family behind

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i made aa marble hornets oc!!!

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every few years i look back and cringe and i think ill just never stop

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MY FATHER GOT ME TIRAMISU!!! YIPPEE HUZZAHH JAJSHS WE ALL CHEER!!!!

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

reblog if you’re a sick fuck

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HIHIHIHIJH HEYYY IM BACK I HAV A NEW DEVICE I CAN POST AGAIN 😝😝😝😝😝

OMG HIIII!!!! WE ALL MISSED YOU ME-IGGG !!!!!! HAIII HIHAI!!!!!!!!

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goth really old vampire that everyone assumes was turned in the 1800's because of their style . "I was not born in victorian england I'm just goth." he has to say that to everyone he meets.

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this week my brother asked me why transformers have buttholes if they're robots, i said I didn't know (cause I dont) but my mind immediately went to places. im not in the fandom however, i hope he will find his answers and fanart that answers his question.

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whenever i see an obviously fan serviced scene and am about to say 'no one does that that way' I stop and think. there's seriously so many weird things ive done that i look back at one second later like why was i doing it like that

[tsp-k]

I drew a commission with Masky and Habit 🐇

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theyre gay your honor

[ri5k]

i’m giving up personhood to become a full-time abstract concept

[fishymari]

yo can we turn this into a tag game? Like image urself and the concept you would become ^_^

Id be like escapism or smth 🤔🤔🥹🥹

@bu0yants @spr1nklzzzz @nyx-is-very-tired @woahlookatthatcoolbird + open tags ^_^

[pinkgoatgirl]

i’d totally be laughter 💪💪(waoww pinkie pie core)

@holidaygirl12251 @simonsjohnny @rabbiidrabbiits @theworldrevolvving @sharxxybaitxdd @fawnii-222 @nicoissucks616 + open tags!!! ^^

[fawnii-222]

I think i would be like the word sparkle or ethereal or smth :3

@hummingkittiz @yuuuna-is-iconic @ccinamonlipsies @mysacredsanctuary + open tags!!

[mysacredsanctuary]

i was thinking i’d maybbb be soggy cereal 🤔

@cherrydovvie @cupidl0v3rr @vincian4 @m6lancholiaa @overusedtropelover + open tags !!

[overusedtropelover]

the first taste of a mango or book pages 🕯️

@coconutglaze @lumineintheabyss @girlhood-is-peak @persephonewiththepomegranates @documentia @rachybear1234 + anyone who wants to join!

[documentia]

the aftertaste of a blueberry + kiwi galaxy drink in a starbucks cup by the beach @whimsyinwarfare @estoniandeer + anybody who sees this

[whimsyinwarfare]

I love this concept and I am totally in the same boat and would rather be perceived as an abstract concept than a person at this moment in my life lol.

I think I’d be a colorful newly built two story house with a bright red roof, with old musty clocks covering all of the walls, the only light comes from the open windows

@lexisrants @k4enobi @goldendaysforever @angiesbed @angelsblogs @ramonasinacoma and anybody else that sees :D

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i think as a concept I'd be analog horror, speficially Doctor Nowhere's, or those pastel artworks with swirly lines and unblended lineart

@frogsoncocaine @me-iggg @blackboxwarrior-guy @buck3ttt @ri0t0nlin3 @thetendolla

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what's up with ivans and their yearning and their light bluish gray hair x black hair dynamics

[lucinderist]

when im in a yearning competition and my opponent is sir ivan yaoi the third 💔

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can someone pretty please give me free links to the spelldon x valentine official comics....... i will give yjh like my left kidney

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i managed to take a full shower after four days basically bed ridden ssso to celebrate im eating watermelom from my fave cup while watching EverymanHYBRID C: