lexi is super awesome and cool

absolute shitposter | artist | (mediocre) writer | 🐀🌕

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ship accounts: @sawyerxaftonlover @mikeaftonxleonkennedyfrotting OC account: @alesweirdwhims PLEASE follow me there i need fans

!! please do NOT text me about commissions !! I do my own art and I'm broke

hello there!! I'm Alexis, this blog will contain my takes on politics, suggestive or even straight up sexual posts, my art, vents, and everything else, I'd suggest you do not interact if it's not your thing, or block the tags that make you uncomfy as I will make sure to tag every triggering topic properly. I'm demiromantic, deergender, queer and agenderfluid, I'm currently in a relationship but IDM flirting ^^. My main interests are Will Wood, The Freak Circus, Penelope Scott, FNAF and Psychocuties. I really like anon questions so do ask if you want to, IDRC and don't have any established boundaries besides, idk, don't send me death or rape threats..? I'm, like, always online, I promise it won't take much for me to answer.

anyway, have a nice day!!

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me when i pronounce flaw as floh and not fl-ah-ou

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why does nobody like your posts

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because im super niche and cool

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second dream this year about me beating the shit out ot my mom, never gets old ❤️‍🩹

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i tried to sleep like a big boy my age and i couldnt so i turned on the Snow White lamp, pet my kitty and hugged my alien plushie

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i do stuff and then i keep going back to tumblr like an addict im not even trying to seem cool or anything

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if i ever kill myself blame spotify ads. and my mom. blame her too

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me when i pronounce flaw as floh and not fl-ah-ou

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Tumblr sexyman contest is to me what football is to the average italian boy

[sapphireh3arts]

i know folks are gonna call me a pedo for this one, but i grew up seeing my mom and grandma naked. they had health issues and at times needed care and help showering. and i truly think more kids need to be shown the nonsexual reality of naked women at a young age. there is nothing sexual about my grandmothers breasts, they were simply body parts. more women die of heart attacks because people are too afraid of breasts to do real chest compressions, because they are scared to touch their breasts. the sexualization of our bodies literally kills us. i need people to be more normal about naked bodies and i'm 100% serious.

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I still remember when Sans winning The Tumblr Sexy Man poll killed the queen. I hope another rich asshole dies for this poll again

Hopefully so

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MICHAEL AFTON PROPAGANDA!!!

(was going to do something more elaborate for the image but ibispaint x refuses to open 😔)

• Draws in his free time and quite good at it, too!

• Sarcastic

• So bad at lying it's cute

• Watches cheesy soap operas for fun

• category 5 daddy issues

• probably sleep deprived, but will always find time and energy to love youuu

Accepted

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me when my cat decides to bite me for no apparent reason

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cat going to sleep in my second bed

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fit's gor so much drip

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hes one month clean from drugs and steroids

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im that one unschooled friend always doing some weird shit #idontwannagoback

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"whats this mean" "you dont wanna know" you dont wanna SUCK ON MY DICK