For People Who Are Super Freaky And Get Around

The REAL Monica Lewinski DNI if you’re not freaky and don’t get around I’m Fucking LARPing

[throathole]

What if August was spelled Oggest

[monicaunderthatdesk]

I’d fucking kill myself

[throathole]

Notice how no nuclear weapons have been used since he posted this……

[hotvampireadjacent]

[monicaunderthatdesk]

It must be horrible to be ugly

[segamascott]

[sacred-portal]

[uptownthots]

I WANNA HAVE STRAIGHT SEXXXXXXXX AT THE GAY PRIDE PARADE

[yaoiblackmold]

Nothing more embarrassing than accidentally using a big word wrong because now I'm simultaneously both stupid and pretentious, the worst combination of all time

[monicaunderthatdesk]

Microdosing being manipulative by telling people I need to pee but only washing my hands

[monicaunderthatdesk]

Two nonbinary people in a knife fight like

They/Them

[monicaunderthatdesk]

Every now and then I think back to 11th grade when I had to take that one political compass test in history, it was all normal except for one question that was something like

”Have Heidi Klum’s actions in the past year made you think more positively of her?”

What???? I didn’t know then and I still don’t understand, what did she do??? I remember I looked it up after and the only press was one of her Halloween costumes.

Also where would it have pushed me if I said yes?? Authoritarian???

[beardedmrbean]

[monicaunderthatdesk]

Sometimes I like to have bad opinions on niche internet topics irl to piss specific people off just a little bit

[monicaunderthatdesk]

Just said, “eaten out” instead of “chewed out”

[monicaunderthatdesk]

Healing my inner child by acting like a millenial

[monicaunderthatdesk]

I feel like most of the time you can tell what social media someone uses based on what their hot takes are

[armandology]

fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this