Monica Was Here...

So... this is my Tumblr. ☯She/her☯Pansexual☯ ☯Princess☯ ☯Scorpio, Libra☯ 🍁Canada🍁 💋🙈💋

[melonn-bunn]

“All my fellas call me Barbie,

Coochie bald like Steve Harvey.”

- Nicki Minaj, circa 1572, Rome.

[stability]

[fuks]

[rexuality]

a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows 

[moonfalora]

[huffylemon]

I WILL START GOING TO BED AT A DECENT TIME WHEN LEONARDO DICAPRIO GETS AN OSCAR

[huffylemon]

fuck

[rockhardgeologist]

[shittyidea]

Avoid your period by getting pregnant

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

me: doc i’m sick doctor *handing me skateboard*: prove it 

[wenchyfloozymoo]

[kendrajk]

Informative Ancient Egypt Comics: BROS

Our 1st place contest winner requested a Niankhkhnum and Khnumhotep comic as their prize.

[samandriel]

I took a class about Ancient Egypt last semester and we had a whole lecture dedicated to talking about how gay Niankhkhnum and Khnumhotep were. Their tomb walls were decorated with scenes of them ignoring their wives in favor of embracing each other. In one scene, the couple is seated at a banquet table that is usually reserved for a husband and wife. There’s an entire motif of Khnumhotep holding lotus flowers which in ancient Egyptian tradition symbolizes femininity. Khnumhotep offers the lotus flower to Niankhkhnum, something that only wives were ever depicted as doing for their husbands. In fact, Khnumhotep is repeatedly depicted as uniquely feminine, being shown smaller and shorter than his partner Niankhkhnum and being placed in the role of a woman. Size is a big deal in Egyptian art, husbands are almost always shown as being larger and taller than their wives. So for two men of equal status to be shown in once again, a marital fashion, is pretty telling. Not to mention they were literally buried together which is the strongest bond two people could share in ancient Egypt, as it would mean sharing the journey to the afterlife together. And yet 90% of the academic text about these two talks about these clues in vague terms and analyze the great “brotherhood” they shared, and the enigma of Khnumhotep being depicted as feminine. Apparently it’s too hard for archaeologists to accept homosexuality in the ancient world, as well as the possibility of trans individuals.

[jeangrey]

[tastefullyoffensive]

(photos via EverythingFerns)

[officialfrenchtoast]

its this guy lmao

[cozza-frenzy]

I love it when the internet manages to track someone across multiple shitposts.

[kid4nothing]

Oh yeah, I like bongs too 😘💨

[khanos-deactivated20170219]

im my own first love

[ta-archive]

some of u are like “i’ve been on tumblr for a year! i can’t believe it’s been so long!” i’ve been on thsi goddamn website for 5 years and i can’t escape hell…..i remember tumblr prom……the fucjkign mishapocalypse…….

[dank-diary-blog]

[positivedoodles]

[drawing of a green alligator saying “It’s okay to admit that you’re having a rough time. You don’t have to pretend everything is okay if it’s not.” in a purple speech bubble.]