if i were Will Smith i would post a story on ig on june 13 with the location Vancouver canada and “birthday sex” playing in the background and then turn my phone off
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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if i were Will Smith i would post a story on ig on june 13 with the location Vancouver canada and “birthday sex” playing in the background and then turn my phone off
A terrible fact of fandom is that sometimes people who absolutely suck and have stupid takes are going to enjoy the exact same things you do and the only thing you can do about it is sit there with your mutuals who don’t suck like:
"the block button, my liege?" will enter my vocabulary now
"If you died," he said, "a part of me would die too. So remember, Magnus. It's not just your life. It's my life too." -Alec Lightwood, The Lost Book of The White.
These two istg😭😭😭😭
Mutuals are a lot like cats in that you kinda have to harmlessly pester and annoy them sometimes
*brushes all your fur the wrong way so you look like a feather duster*
reblog to pet your mutuals the wrong way
if you're on my dash or vice versa then u are get pet fluffy style~
if you’re on my dash
or vice versa then u are
get pet fluffy style~
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
It's been ten years since Tall Dark and Handsome kissed Mike from glee
I just think its funny how they went years being "enemies" and "hating" each other, they spend the entirety of their rookie year starting from training camp attached at the hip, spend one (1) summer apart before returning to camp and doing the same thing again, Mack beats a dude up for him and Will is on injury, they spend the Olympics on FaceTime, and finish out a record breaking season with plans to hangout immediately before another international competition with more plans clearly on the books because they spent one singular summer apart after knowing each other that well and decided *never again*. I feel like neither of them need to clarify that they're definitely hanging out this summer because at this point it's a given
They move in together full time and Ilya notices that Anya acts differently with Shane than she does with him, more quiet and less playful, and he worries that means she doesn’t like Shane or is jealous, so he hires a dog trainer to come over and see if there’s anything they need to do to help
After a while of talking about how Anya acts the trainer says there’s nothing to worry about, Anya likes Shane just fine, it’s just that she sees him as the boss and is acting accordingly
And Ilya is like. But. I’m the one who adopted her? And raised her before Shane got here?? And the trainer is just like yeah well she sees you more like an equal. And Ilya is like WAIT she thinks Shane is in charge of both of us?? And the trainer is just like well do you interact in a way that would make her think that?
Ilya’s life flashes before his eyes as he thinks of all the times Shane has come over with a snack for Ilya and a treat for Anya, or all the times Shane has announced they’re all going for an after dinner walk, or pets Ilya’s hair and tells him he did a good job at practice, or the fact that he uses the same warning tone with Anya when she misbehaves as he does with Ilya when he’s causing problems on purpose
Shane comes home to Ilya with his face in his hands going oh god I’m not Anya’s dad I’m her brother and she thinks we’re both your pets. And Shane just goes. What.
everyone rewatch
sounds like a solid plan
he specifically says Mack “might come out to Boston” like they were still figuring it out
but then after that he says “I’ll go out to Vancouver and train with him for a week” like the plan is set
there’s no divorce we’re all just impatient and bored
what do you mean there’s only 20 fics under the jealous macklin celebrini tag on ao3 but 39 for jealous will smith hockey…. we gotta change that
“No not really no” - Mack when asked by the media if he did anything to celebrate wills birthday. As if. They’re just secretive people, will might be in Vancouver for all we know LOL yall are funny
Had the first part of my exams today (I think it went ok?) and got a new WM idea because of two girls in the hallway.
It was an oral expression exam, so we were all waiting for our turn and this girl was having a bad panic attack, so I go to her and her friend because I have a panic disorder so I know what could help her and I wanted to help.
Her friend turns to me, smiles and goes "oh thanks, but I have my own way to calm her down" and then she kisses her????
After the longest 20 seconds of my life, the other girl was practically calm, and I tell them that they're a cute couple. They look at me kinda weird (not mean, just confused) and tell me that they're just friends...
After that I talked to another girl who explained that they've just been making out everytime the anxious one has a panic attack
I can 100% see willmack doing this and going "no toff we're not GAY, Mack is just ANXIOUS OK? He's stressed and I'm HELPING him, like the great best FRIEND I am."
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"Its not gay for me to put my tongue in Mack's mouth, he has ANXIETY TOFF"
Will's fully offended (don't blow his fucking cover tyler)
I don't understand husbands who dgaf abt their wife's interests. you should be getting hard every time she nerds out, no exceptions
Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 2 Part 7
Papyrus (Undertale)
Bucky Barnes (Marvel)
Westley (The Princess Bride)
mack spending the whole of his north van training camp telling misa1, misa2, dickie and "lardis" that they need to watch will, be more like will, will's edges are looking so sick rn, wow could you guys go a little faster and try to keep up with will? good job will :]
if the caps can get on all four and bark for each other in front of god and their locker room on the daily then what’s will and mack being the same room with macklin celewienie while will repeatedly say “good girl mackie” and “who’s my good girl”
I am so utterly fascinated by “Saki”, the 18-year-running mahjong manga in which you, the reader, become gradually, frog-boilingly aware (over the course of nearly two decades’ worth of mahjong tournaments) that none of these girls are wearing underwear and most of their boobs are slowly expanding.
I need you to understand that I have, like, an anthropological level fascination with this comic. From the perspective of someone who is also a comic artist and writer, two things delight me about it:
the fact that I understand completely how an artist gets from “the fans can have a little hint of skirted asscheek” to “the pussy is completely out on center page” over the course of 18 years; and
the way in which the pussy being out is treated by the characters and diegesis as being utterly unremarkable.
I have so many questions... How does one SUSPECT a manga character isn't wearing underwear? Like, sure, boobs are front and center amd you can see them get bigger panel by panel but how does this work for panties? Are there just that many upskirt shots?
Also how do you keep a manga about Mahjong going for 18 years, what??
Like this, mostly.
The boobs thing is arguably even funnier
I have an important update to this saga:
In chapter 299, the main character unleashes a special attack (???), and immediately after, her boobs DEFLATE BACK DOWN TO A REASONABLE SIZE
And then later in the match, she has to use another special move
And now she's completely flat-chested
In Saki, magical mahjongg power is literally stored in the boobs, which in my opinion is the best possible explanation for all this.