Monkeys Wearing Little Pants

Snippets of Nerdiness and Other Things that Interest me, as well as some Personal Observations and Epiphanies. It should also be Noted that I am occasionally Pretentious, particularly with matters pertaining to Grammar and Syntax, and that I have been known to Capitalize Words in my Sentences for Emphasis and Dramatic Effect.

[nellucnhoj]

[nellucnhoj]

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[wellthatsjustgreat]

[blackout501st]

@thegoddamnwordsmith @himeno24 HE LITERALLY WOULD GIVE A SERIOUS ANSWER

[uncannyvalleyforge-deactivated2]

“Let me say this, Anderson–let me say this. We should never have pulled out of Wakanda. Obama, who is very low-energy, pulled out of Wakanda and ISIS got all of the Vibranium, and now all of the jobs, and all of the cyber, they’re going to…look, we’re gonna go in there and get a better deal with Wakanda, we’re going to get a better deal on Canada’s Weapon X program, we’re gonna knock the hell out of them.”

[moonblossom]

PLEASE MAKE THIS HAPPEN

[disgruntledturtle]

Why do witches like always wanna fatten kids up before they eat them?? fat is like the grossest part of meat

[equalistmako]

“Why hello there, little children~. Please follow me to my magical… FITNESS ROOM. NO P A N S I E S ALLOWED BEYOND THIS POINT. LEAVE YOUR WHINING AT THE DOOR BECAUSE IT’S LEG DAY AND WE’RE ABOUT TO GET R-R-R-RIPPE D.”

[seasonoftowers]

Because they’re always cooking said kids in cauldrons and ovens - aka long cooking times at lowish heat. If you do that to fatty meat, the fat melts completely and the meat gets tear-it-apart-with-a-fork soft. If you do it to lean meat, you get tiny little sad meat bits that bring no joy to anyone.

[people-are-garbage]

well you did ask

[defilerwyrm]

Also there’s wisdom in fattening them up on sweets and other carbs. A meatless, carb-rich diet makes for more tender and flavourful meat.

[mrtacomam]

you are arguing over the semantics of EATING CHILDREN

[kariachi]

Well yeah, you gotta get this shit right or it’s a waste of 40-80 lbs of meat.

[pulltheotheroneithasbellson]

plus if you feed them a high fat, low nutrition diet, they’re easier to subdue and less likely to run away, which would be a concern for an elderly crone.

[blueandbluer]

Thank you, Old Witch With Candy House side of tumblr.

[bbcwhereareyou]

[crosses-to-bear]

There’s a little bit of Angel in all of us 

[magdaliny-deactivated20191030]

bless whoever is running the star wars twitter account rn  [x]

[areweperfectlywhelmedyet]

[monkeyswearingpants]

Dancing With Myself by Billy Idol

Daily Musical Interlude Part 29

A song to describe what I’ve been doing so far this evening. It’s the first evening in a while that I’ve been home alone (my roommate is out and about), and so I’m making the most of it by making a fool of myself. Dancing, singing; basically, I’m doing the stuff that I wouldn’t do with most other people around.

[monkeyswearingpants]

I Believe (Get Over Yourself) by Nico Vega

[llamaal]

[biwitchofthewest]

Also marvel wants comic book shops to decorate with hydra symbols and the staff to wear hydra uniforms

I.shit.you.not.

[comingupforblair]

Just…how….?

I don’t even know what to say.

[ursie]

@jewneto

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

My local comic shop is staffed by a black man and a gay woman so no, they won’t be dressing up as Hydra vermin to try and promote the garbage that the disgusting sub-human dog-fuckers who run Marvel Comics are trying to promote

Also, because they don’t give a shit about promoting Marvel’s piece of shit comics, especially their utterly worthless “Event” trash

[brookietf]

Oh my god WHAT

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Marvel apparently looked at the disgusting marketing campaign that piece of garbage “Man in the High Castle” show did and thought “Yeah that looks like a good idea” and just kind of

Didn’t notice the part where all normal people were disgusted and appalled by it

[brookietf]

How fucking tone deaf do you have to be to run a promotional campaign encouraging people to dress up as fictional nazis in today’s political climate where white supremacists and real life nazis are in a resurgence and the country is divided.

Related? Yes. A good idea? FUCK NO..

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Like

Actual real life Nazis are now making “Fan art” using Nazi Cap as a propaganda image

Marvel has a presence on social media, there is no way they are ignorant of this at this point

Their response?

“Hey everyone!

Dress up as nazis to promote our shitty event comic!”

Like

Sorry but there is no excuse for this bullshit…Marvel KNOWS how this is making actual real world people who had their families or people like them be victims of the horrors of Nazi germany feel…we’ve literally sent letters, tweets and messages TO MARVEL about this making it clear how horrible, offensive and disgusting this is

This isn’t just a mistake…this is Marvel NOT CARING

[brookietf]

I’m beginning to wonder if there aren’t a few nazis inside Marvel itself…

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

One of their executives donated a million dollars to Trump’s campaign

So the answer to that question is yes

[stokerbramwell]

You know perhaps instead of aiming complaints at Marvel, we should be aiming them at Disney.

Something tells me they might care a bit more about their reputation being tarnished by this pro-Nazi bullshit, and they DO hold Marvel’s leash now…

[zetsubonna]

There really needs to be an organized letter writing campaign to their parent company.

Voting with your dollars is good, but ineffective if they don’t understand why, explicitly, they’re losing money.

Remember: free speech means this shit can’t be suppressed by the government. Disney coming down on Marvel like a fucking hammer would be capitalism functioning as intended.

If Spencer et al want to publish their ugly garbage on AO3 instead, that would be just fine by me. I support trash fiction. I don’t support enabling white supremacy financially. They have a right publish, not to be compensated for it. Nobody owes them a nickel.

Give these fuckers what Milkfed Yakofuckerface got: the door hitting their asses on the way out with a terminated contract.

[ellidfics]

Yes, this!  Complaining to Marvel when their head is Ike Perlmutter, a vile old man who supports Trump, is worthless.  Write to DISNEY, include examples of the alt right, Nazis, KKK, etc., photoshopping Captain America into a Nazi, and tell them that this is not suitable to children and it needs to stop.

Also?  Boycott ANYTHING with Hydra Cap in it, on it, or whatever.  Boycotting Marvel as a whole hurts Squirrel Girl and Ms. Marvel and other books that are not part of this.  Tell Marvel that this is EXPLICITLY about Hydra Cap, and that the boycott will end when Tom Brevoort and Nick Spencer are fired.

[weesta]

This is a great idea - I’m looking up how to contact Disney right now!

Edited to add:

[grey853-deactivated20230117]

Boost the hell out of this.  Nazi propaganda has no place in a decent society.

[zetsubonna]

Reblogging this for the following, to make it more accessible to those who can’t use the image:

Disney Corporate Office Address

Walt Disney Company 500 S. Buena Vista St. Burbank, CA 91521

Phone numbers: [phone] Fax [phone]

Website: www.disney.com

Executives: CEO: Robert A. Iger CFO: James A. Rasulo COO: Alan N. Braverman

Also: A clarification on my own above comment-

The transposition of Moldbread Yankeedoodle with Milkfed was a sneering pejorative likening him to a pampered veal calf prepared for conspicuous consumption, not to in any way link his unworthy and vile ass with the upstanding indie comic brand founded by DeConnick, Fraction, and Zdarsky.

(I forgot that was the name of their label, tbh. That’s on me.)

[disneyforprincesses]

Not exactly having to do with princesses here, but it does have to do with holding Disney accountable for more than just money. Since I figured the followers of this blog are interested in conscious consumption and better representation, I think that no few of you would be deeply offended by the idea of Nazi Cap. Especially considering how Marvel keeps doubling down.

[lustyloveylady]

Spread this. As someone who had to deal with the weird ads Man in the High Castle did (they plastered the subway with the America-Nazi flag, it was confusing for everyone - especially since the show was stupid as shit), I wish we’d been able to complain before they did that shit.

[superheroesincolor]

Timeless (2016) S1E012 - The Murder of Jesse James 

Bass Reeves, protrayed by Colman Domingo. Rufus Carlin, protrayed by Malcolm Barrett.

Watch it  here , get Bass Reeves: Tales of the Talented Tenth  here

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[mckitterick]

It’s true!

Source: X

[tendie-defender]

Bass Reeves was so dedicated to the law, he even arrested his own son Bennie for the murder of his wife. Bennie was sentenced to life in prison. With over 3000 arrests, 14 kills, went his entire 32 year career in law enforcement without being shot once.

He was assigned to bring in the notorious female outlaw Belle Starr. Once she got wind who was after her she turned herself into the federal court.

Reeves was one of a few Marshalls who would venture into Indian territory *oklahoma*. After the age of 67 he retired in 1907. He enjoyed his short lived retirement as a police officer in Muskogee Oklahoma, his assigned beat had 0 crime reported until he died at the age of 71 of Bright’s disease.

He was one of the true gun slingers of the west.

[veggiezombiex]

Holy smokes! I had no idea the Lone Ranger was black!

[astralika-deactivated20181218]

How badass do you have to be that an outlaw so effective as to be described as ‘notorious’

HEARS YOUR NAME

and is immediately like “fuck, nope, nope, I’mma turn myself in now, done, DONE,”

[bacon-dragon]

This is the shit they should teach in history class.

I only learned about it last year on Drunk History.

[digg]

[tenaflyviper]

If you can’t find a place on your blog for Patrick Stewart in a bathtub dressed like a lobster, then your blog probably doesn’t deserve such majesty anyway.

[revdrfrog]

It has returned to my dash and I cannot fight the compulsion to reblog…

[dreaming-jaybird]

the patrick lobster appears only once in a thousand years, reblog for good luck

[graysea]

The Solar System!

bonus Pluto!

[selfloveandsuch-blog]

THIS IS THE PUREST THING EVER

[kissmebluesexyvioletsme]

Uranus rotation has me laughing for like 2 mins now…

[exploregif-blog]

[gin-and-disappointment]

Someday I will not reblog this. Today is not that day.

[hello-reylux-deactivated2019051]

Episode VIII Space Bear looks great

[kremlindusk]

I’ve added this post to my queue 40 times. Enjoy it daily.

[kremlindusk]

And y'all probably thought I was kidding.

[toughlovemuse]

Nobody who knows you thought you were kidding.

[forlackofabettercomic-deactivat]

[tastefullyoffensive]

by For Lack of a Better Comic (bonus panel).

[southernsideofme-deactivated201]

[youreabitweird]

I’m not crying you’re crying

[red-faced-wolf-deactivated20251]

Why did you do this to me so early

[pastaxcx]