[copperbadge]

I’m not gonna say I was looking for something else entirely because I was in fact trying to find a gif of Chris Evans when I came across this, but this is not what I was looking for. And yet it is possibly the best thing I’ve ever found. 

What the hell even is Chris Evans. What the hell. 

[deannafanafofana]

Pumpkin Spice Evans

[copperbadge]

Reblog Pumpkin Spice Evans for a bountiful harvest and a large glass of ginger ale

[copperbadge]

It is time. Time for Pumpkin Spice Evans.

Let us renew the traditional debate over whether he’s drinking apple juice or ginger ale even though JUST BECAUSE HE’S POSSIBLY DRINKING APPLE JUICE DOESN’T MEAN YOU CAN’T REBLOG FOR A LARGE GLASS OF DELICIOUS FUCKING GINGER ALE

Let us gently refrain, this year, from plaguing @ginger-ale-official with tags, for lo, they have suffered enough

Let us all reblog for a bountiful harvest and a large glass of ginger ale. 

[copperbadge]

Once more let us reblog Pumpkin Spice Chris Evans for a bountiful harvest and holy shit

Bet y’all didn’t think Chris Evans could glow up any further from where he was but he sure as fuck did

[copperbadge]

THE TIME OF PUMPKIN SPICE EVANS APPROACHES

[fohatic]

thought this post could use some cozy sweaters…

[copperbadge]

This is simultaneously the best and the absolutely most unhinged of all the responses I’ve ever had to this post.

Also many happy returns to Chris Evans, who got married like two weeks ago!

[ID: A single image composed of a collage of nine separate images of Chris Evans photoshopped into hideous fall sweaters; some have cats or pumpkins or bats or ghosts around the collar, some are covered in halloween or autumn-themed imagery.]

[thoughtportal]

[charlataninred]

Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

[meraarts]

Might I add:

The defeat of the wizard who made people choose how they’d be to be executed

The woman who raised the changeling alongside her biological child

The human who died of radiation poisoning after repairing the spaceship

[eater-of-hopes-and-dreams]

The adventures of a space roomba

Cinderella finding Araura (and falling in love)

I don’t know a snappy description but the my nemesis cynthia story certainly lives in my head

[blitzlowin]

hilariously, these are almost all in my fic tag. so, a compiled list from the notes (and some extras):

The God of Arepo (graphic novel 1 / 2 / 3) (ebook)

The Monster of Sentan

The Witch’s Cat

Raise Both Children

Stabby the Roomba (honorable mention)

Cinderella Marries the Prince (comic)

My Arch Nemesis Cynthia

Pirates and Mermaid

Eindred and the Witch

The Demon King

The Cornerwitch

Grandmother Beetroot

Apocalypse Daycare Worker

Grandmother Accidentally Summons a Demon

New Year Saga

A Story About Changelings

Ranger in the King’s Forest

The Difference Between a Hare and a Rabbit

Goblin Men (Canines)

[charlataninred]

I am in love with you /p

[inkvoices]

Adding Faceblind Prince Charming and Cinderella

[inkvoices]

21. The human who died of radiation poisoning after repairing the spaceship

22. The defeat of the wizard who made people choose how they’d be to be executed

[lightningladybug]

adding the Doctors Without Borders one

[inkvoices]

I LOVE tumblr storytime, so here’s a bunch more your weekend reading. Enjoy!

24. The Queen with Three Cursed Children

25. Tiny Dragon with one coin hoard

26. Haunted house

27. Shark hero was about to go rogue

28. Grandma lives in the woods comic

29. A Different Aftermath comic

30. Battery (microstory but I love it so much)

31. It’s A Date comic

32. Supervillian kidnaps rival’s kid and they want to stay

33. Narrative Town

34. I have been hired to clean the wizard tower comic

35. Robot Apocalypse

36. The Statues That Do Not Weather

37. Kushiel

38. Tooth Fairy

39. Alien abduction

40. Felonious wish-granting

41. When humans met actual space orcs

42. Space cousins

[dannnnnnnnnnnnex]

WAIT REBLOG THIS VERSION INSTEAD

[respectissexy]

It feels taboo as a childfree person to admit this but I actually do have concerns about who is going to take care of me when I'm old. The elder care system in our nation relies A LOT on the unpaid care labor of adult children. I just don't think that's a good reason to have kids.

"But you'll have more money!" does not completely put this to rest for me. Neither does "Buy care insurance!" Even if I can afford direct personal care, who is going to advocate for me to get it? Who is going to navigate bureaucracy for me when I'm 80?

"If you do have kids, there's no GUARANTEE that they'll take care of you when your old!" That's true, but doesn't solve my problem.

I think childfree people get very defensive about this question because its used as a kind of "gotcha!" against us, but I actually do not feel we can afford to be in denial about this reality. Based on current trends of more people in their 30s stating they intend to be permanently childfree, we are going to see a huge wave of childfree adults hitting the eldercare system at once in a few decades. Childfree people in their 30s should be advocating around eldercare NOW.

[funnytwittertweets]

[yourockthebeatofmyheart]

@meme-streets

[creekfiend]

I saw this on FB today and I wanna try and express something about it. Like, you know the curbcutter effect? Where when curbcuts are put in it benefits everyone (bicyclists, people with baby strollers etc) and not just disabled people?

There is also whatever the opposite of the curbcutter effect is. And this is that.

This isn't just anti-adhd/autism propaganda... this is anti-child propaganda.

Kids have developmentally appropriate ways that they need to move their bodies and express themselves and sitting perfectly still staring straight ahead is not natural or good for ANY CHILD.

Don't get me wrong, I was punished unduly as a kid for being neurodivergent (and other types of kid will ALSO be punished unduly for it... Black kids come to mind) and thus UNABLE to perform this -- but even the kids who ARE able to perform this type of behavior are not SERVED WELL by it. They don't benefit from it.

This is bad for everyone.

The idea that bc some kids may be capable of complying with unfair expectations, those expectations don't hurt them... is a dangerous idea. Compliance isn't thriving. Expectation of compliance isn't fair treatment.

[comicgeekscomicgeek]

Well, that is... hideously neurotypical.

[creekfiend]

It's not! It's not. It's fascist. Neurotypical kids need to move their bodies and use their voices and interact with their environments too!

[unique-ones-enlightened]

[thesylverlining]

I wish more people got this because some ‘low-empathy’ people are the most compassionate and sympathetic in the universe, and I hate it when that’s taken to mean ‘unfeeling and probably hostile’ when nothing could be further from the truth

[quantum-jump]

Or, as my dad put it,

Sympathy: I know how you feel Empathy: I feel how you feel Compassion: is there anything I can do to help?

[paramourblessings]

Sympathy: that sucks bro empathy: I feel that compassion: want me to send you some puppy and kitten pictures to make you feel better?

[autisticcaleb]

Posts like this make me feel so much better. It always seems like society treat responses to others pain as though empathy is the most important kind. I am around 85% compassionate and this post helped me not feel like I am a monster because of that for once.

[two-thirtyy]

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Look buddy, i’m just trying to make it to Friday.

[taykoutmccleod]

reblog if its friday and you made it

[weesta]

Recently “Space Australian” stories have been in my TikTok feed. I’m here for it. I miss that trend here on Tumblr.

[theweirdwideweb]

[astronicht]

Unless you were a tech at NASA back in the day, when one time some hydrogen a) escaped in a particular building, and b) caught on fire. This was extremely difficult because hydrogen does NOT burn on the visible spectrum humans evolved to see (and flee). Rather, it technically does, but it’s so pale that in practice, no one could see it. Additionally, pure hydrogen burns without smoke and with so little ambient heat that you can’t really sense it till you walk into it. So, per the lore, for a few days all the techs in that building just walked around brandishing brooms in front of them like lances. If your broom lit on fire, congrats! You have located more burning hydrogen! Do not proceed!

[mias-back-from-the-dead]

oh my god it's real and it was LITERALLY called "the broom method" holy shit

[writterings]

this is so fucking funny to me. this catholic charity really has this as their 404 page. someone designed and coded this. they call it a 404 prayer.

[tomshiddles]

Chris Evans as Steve Rogers Avengers: Infinity War (2018) dir. Anthony & Joe Russo

[whitepeopletwitter]

[craycraybluejay]

Exactly

[emotion-deluxe]

No offense but where are the male porn bots

[calellon]

..and where are all the gods?

[tokentrans]

where’s the streetwise Hercules to fight the rising odds?

[deepspacedust-deactivated202211]

Current Sexuality: Steve Rogers emerging from the shadows to save his friends

[whatisyourchildhoodtrauma]

[only-tiktoks]

[ms-demeanor]

This is a really, really, really excellent basic primer on changing a flat.

The most important safety tips in this video:

1 - Never trust a jack to support a car (do not work on or get under a car supported only by a jack; that is why he says to put the flat tire under the frame while you put the spare on) 2 - Don't put a donut spare on the front of your car, take the good tire off the back and put it on the front, then put the donut on the back (If you have a full-size spare, it is fine to put the full size spare on the front - a donut spare will be much smaller than your regular tire, so it should be very obvious if it's a donut).

If you've never changed a tire before I strongly recommend getting out your spare, jack, and wrench and practicing taking off your tire and putting it on in a safe, low-stakes, non emergency environment. Take half an hour some time to make sure the parts are all where you need them to be, that you know how to remove the various covers and equipment, etc.

Changing a tire is pretty easy if you've got all the tools and know how to do it, but is almost impossible if you don't have a jack and you didn't know that until you got a flat. You should check your spare, jack, and wrench today, and you should plan a time soon to practice jacking your car up and removing/replacing a tire.