*frolicks cutely* @monkytesticle - Tumblr Blog

op turned off reblogs but also i respect that they turned them off for a reason but i still want the post here so i removed their name

filmphotofranz

billymayslesbian

imagining a universe where porn is a marketable genre so you have to deal with raycon ads while trying to jerk your shit

torchichate

You’re an easy slut, aren’t you kitten? Almost as easy as dinner with Hellofresh

dogpuppy

brucebocchi

c3po

hey don’t check ur mailbox today i put anthrax in it sorry i regret it now i’m learning to not act on my impulses

swordoftheberserkgutsrage

Uptown fuck you up

My favorite song gotta be Happy by Farell

evilvillain123456789

step one: replace entire personality with open, festering wound

step two: contort absolutely all stimuli in my environment to relate to the my wound in some manner, ideally one which justifies random acts of unbridled aggression and vengeance

step three: marry a girl with generational wealth

babushkaat

garbonzo

pjackk

We all got that feeble & extremely unpleasant loser friend that wont let u touch their shit just because yo hands sticky as fuck

themysteriousmurasamecastle

horsefriend

putnamspuppeteer

For those who don't know: Ikumi Nakamura is the woman who was senior artist on Bayonetta, and designed the titular character along with Hideki Kamiya. Their greatest moment of bonding was over their insistence that Bayonetta keep her glasses on at all times. Nakamura cannot go to horny jail. She is the warden.