Things Don't Have To Be Great

Sometimes, all they need to be is okay.

[selfcare-bot]

times are rough but please take care of urself

please find some time right now and get some fresh air 🎵🎵🎵

[selfcare-bot]

frembly remembly

please hydrate yourself 🌻🌻

[studip]

concept: a bath but like. the water never get cold. 

[kirkpussyindulgence]

sometimes...reddit is ok...

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

archive link to post (link). post text as follows:

This is so fucking stupid. I can't believe I'm doing this. I never use reddit, sorry if I do something wrong.

I (a 19 yr old girl) was watching Star Trek TOS a few weeks ago with 3 other friends (one 18 yr old guy, the other two don't matter)  over a video call. We get to the episode Amok Time, and long story short there's a scene where Captain Kirk's shirt gets ripped right across his pecs (it kinda looks like one of those boob window sweaters?? idk how to describe it I'm sorry)

So when Kirk's shirt gets ripped I say some dumb shit about him having fatty milkers and the two other friends laugh and we just start making tit jokes and making up increasingly stupid words for "boobs".

We watch a few more episodes then call it a day and disconnect the call, and a few minutes after disconnecting the call my guy friend (we'll call him Tom) messages me and brings up the Kirk boob jokes in passing, like he was trying to make it seem casual but I started feeling like he was bothered by it and wasn't telling me, you know? So I asked him if the tit jokes bothered him and he got really defensive and didn't really answer the question.

Later one of the other two people that was there (we'll call him Mark) messages me and tells me that my guy friend was mad at me. Apparently Tom had ranted to Mark about how William Shatner (the guy who played Kirk) was a huge inspiration to him as a kid and he thought I was being extremely disrespectful referring to his character (not even HIM, his CHARACTER) in such a derogatory way (as if William Shatner is gonna give a fuck that some teenage girl in central America said his old character had fat hooters, but I digress)

So Mark said I should apologize, I said it was stupid for Tom to have a temper tantrum over such a meaningless situation, Mark said that was mean, so I caved and apologized (and no it wasn't a backhanded apology, I messaged Tom and said I didn't mean to be disrespectful towards someone he looks up to and that I'd refrain from doing it in the future)

But then Tom continued to give me the silent treatment and fucking brings it up whenever we talk Star Trek and I ended up snapping at him that he was being childish for holding onto this for so long, and that I'd already apologized and I didn't see why this continued to be such an issue.

Tom is now giving an even harsher silent treatment. Mark sides with Tom for some reason, and the other friend just thinks this whole thing is funny. I don't think I'm the asshole, I'll admit it, but some outsider perspective would be nice. AITA?

[thighhighcrocs]

the fact u didnt add some of the comments in the archives is so upsetting bc it means ppl r missing GEMS like these:

[dankxsinatra]

Cap’n on deck

[teathattast]

[gluten-free-pussy]

WHAT

[theshockinglyeloquentdog]

Pusheen is married?!?

[lilkearnsie]

PUSHEEN HAS BABIES?!?!?

[grimauxiliatrixofficial]

Queen Of Keeping Personal And Professional Lives Seperate

[thebootydiaries]

me: puts forth minimal effort in an attempt to solve a problem

me: ive tried EVERYTHING

[romcommunist]

shes only your girl because she hasnt heard my kermit thee frog impression yet

[shittybusdriver]

and she never will. *hits you with my bus*

[extratragic]

i stole this from twitter

[kaitou2417]

To all my TBB/Crosshair people here ❤️

[chismosavirus]

oh butter FUCKS. this is so groovy!!

[mystrothedefender]

I'm going to pretend this isn't about bts and op just ate butter for the first time

[erlkoenige]

fictional characters can kill as many people as they want but it’s illegal for them to be annoying hope this helps

[thesocietalmisfit-deactivated20]

[neontacos]

[mythoflight]

[casey-kat]

[quixoticrobotic]

Ah you’re watching sailor moon? I love that anime. The way they just [clenches fist] sail all those fricking moons

[phantomrose96]

So I love all of FMA’s “it’s clever when it’s not in English” naming. Riza “The Hawk’s Eye” Hawkeye. The Strong Arm Alchemist, Alexander Louis Armstrong. Ruler of the nation, King Bradley–first name King, last name Bradley.

And you know, that “King Bradley” name is a strong contender for most ridiculous in-your-face naming but that’s not actually the worst of Bradley’s name. What’s worse is that he’s “Fuhrer President King Bradley”, because he’s literally got three titles in his name that all mean “Ruler” literally three of them but even that is not the worst part about Fuhrer President King Bradley’s name.

You see the worst part about this name is that he goes by “Fuhrer”. You know, the German word for “Leader”, pronounced “fyur-ur”, same as “Furor”.

You know, Furor

Or,

you know,

in other words

Wrath.

[brawltogethernow]

Who invited Angry Angry King King King?

[forencetarantellaharry]

Himromu Arakawa writing FMA: I’m dropping hints.

[official-cisphobe]

here’s a random word generator–whatever word it gives you is now the thing you are the deity of

bro you’re. you’re Death bro…

[iv0ry-keys]

[poupon]

My character is being impugned. My identity, assaulted.

[audrey-the-foodie]

Me honestly

[ethiopienne]

[zechv]

wow i havent showered since last year! haha!

[quacklemore]

It’s not 2014 yet

[zechv]

what does that have to do with anything

[psilocyboi]

Tfw u hook up with someone n then u can smell them on u for the rest of the day but in a good way

[mewcandy-deactivated20160917]

I literally wore the same shirt today because of this

[psilocyboi]

Me too lmao. I love ur smell

[mattsturbator]

Can y'all use the new message system.