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Happy 24-6-01!
HIIIII now that i have no job for a bit and am ALMOST done with my comm queue, i’ll be opening up a couple slots at a time! MUTUALS ONLY for now, and JUST TWO SLOTS for now…! (quark if ur seeing this u can always ask for one on top of these tho 🫰)
i can draw almost every body type, age and features preddy good, i can even draw animals if you like. mecha i am not the best but ive managed before. nsfw is even A-OK, so is gore. just ask what i may not be comfy with
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I FUCKIN FOUND IT IN MY FILES HALLELUJAH
GO HARD OR GO HOME.
Based on that one scene from American Dragon Jake Long. You know the one.
Drifter is a freak, Doorman is freaker and Drifter is down bad for that 🦇 🛎️
google is it normal to look back on memories and feel as if you're watching someone else entirely
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how measurements work in canada (ie/ badly)
Paige taking these losermen to do things they haven't done before!
happy birthday, techno.
If I were an evil emperor in a fantasy world, I would have a an enormous aviary full of exotic birds that are exceptionally well cared for. They would be from a distant enough land that there would be very few people in my kingdom that knew much about them, they would be a friendly but not overly territorial species, and moderately intelligent. Like puffins. They would not, crucially, be able to imitate sounds and 'speak', but they would be very trainable and curious. Occasionally importing new birds for my aviary would be the Big Frivolous Indulgence that my political enemies make fun of.
I will also have a sorceror in my employ. When a hero or a renegade or a political rival is in a situation where I can safely kill them, they will instead be turned into a bird and added to my aviary. I would not brag about this; it would be a complete secret, known only to me and my sorceror. In situations where I capture multiple people working together, only one would go in the aviary;the others can be imprisoned or killed or whatever. If they escape and I reacquire them later, another one can go in the aviary. The point here is that nobody going in the aviary can safely assume that another bird in there is their teammate.
Because I would be trickling real birds in there, too. And I would train some of them to do 'intelligent' things like tap out prime numbers or scratch shapes into the dirt with their beaks. I would train some of them to pick at the locks and bars as if they were trying to escape. I would not train them all the same way, or train many of them at all.
Sometimes, a new bird goes into the aviary -- fellow revolutionary? Or just a bird? Is it trying to communicate to you that it's human, or just being friendly and imitating you because that's what smart friendly birds do? People would develop opinions and theories over time. They'd amass in a group of the smartest ones, pretty sure that they're closest four or five friends are humans, are using their invented little language of wing-flaps and trills with a human mind behind it... but can they ever really be sure?
Most people, when going into the aviary, would assume that all of the birds are captured enemies. So why are some of them hard to have ongoing communication with, to learn about, to plan with? Are these the natural communication barriers of someone in a bird body, or does being a bird make them stupider over time? Will that happen to them also?
Sometimes, if I capture a pair, I'll imprison them separately, then turn one into a bird and put them in the aviary at the same time as a real bird that's trained to have a couple of their partner's mannerisms.
When I interact with the birds, even in private, I won't secretly mock them or make clever veiled references to their past or act at all like I remember that they were once human. They are my birds, that I imported at great expense. And I've brought a treat for them; some fresh fruit, and another friend to share it with! A new bird!
Or is it?
Hey Derin what the fuck
#on tumblr thereso many 'if i were evil' ideas that aren't evil. and then there's this guy. 10/10 villainy. would scar an entire generation.#full villain approval
Look, Evil Emperor is a high bar. Empires are pretty evil by default so if you want to earn the title of Evil Emperor instead of Normal Emperor then you've really gotta put the work in. You can't just do normal greed and oppression and slavery and outright theft and then blame your victims for it, every empire does that, even the ones that pretend they aren't by calling the slavery and theft by some different name. If you wanna be an Evil Emperor then you have to get creative.
If I were an evil empress then I would execute people via an esoteric mind blast power where I'd lead them into a room and burn away their personalities and memories until they were an empty vessel and then send them home to their families, newly innocent and pardoned, where they'd have to be taught who they were and how to live from the ground up like a baby. (Or abandoned, I suppose, depending on the family.) Except I wouldn't actually have any such powers. I'd have a shapeshifting power that I'd use to turn my enemies into a piece of furniture and turn that piece of furniture into them, then send home a polymorphed candlestick or whatever for their family to dote on while my enemy goes on the table to hold candles for the rest of their 'life'.
Derin, respectfully, what the actual fuck.
People are always saying this to me
#see Derin knows how to evil it up#just curious why the emperor is an avid bird collector and the empress chose interior design#is there anything behind that choice?#also it seems like the emperor needs a sorcerer to do his dirty work while the empress does it herself#or does she have a sorcerer also#or a sorceress#I'm taking notes but i have questions for the teacher
Because the specific stereotypes for this type of evil emperor involve a man being too frivolous and and easily distracted by sadism and therefore easy for someone more intelligent and with a specific skill to control (evil sorceror), and the woman equivalent is too direct and aggressive and self-assured. Distractible, dependent women or self-assured, self-reliant men in these types of stories are heroes (unless there's something else to be used to make them evil, like turning them into a jealous mother-in-law). These sorts of fantasy stories fucking love gender roles, but in a subtle way so they can hide it behind an empowering female lead and make you sound like a buzzkill if you point out the trend.
And stay safe everyone!
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A massive shoutout to @thereal-sillyguy for making everyone's favorite pebble into a gif! I very literally couldn't have done it without them!
He’s leaky and old, like pick a struggle (part 1)
happy birthday king, technoblade never dies! 🗡👑
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