Monologues

A collection of monologue from verious types of media ♡

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Standing at the Sky’s Edge by Chris Bush (Nikki)

I want to talk. Cos we never did – not really. You just packed up and left, more or less overnight. You say you had good reason. Maybe I did too.

No, not a good reason, there can’t be a… But it was hard. It was hard when you couldn’t love me like I loved you.

It was different, wasn’t it? I love you in technicolour. I love you in five dimensions. I love you in this glorious, messy, destructive… It isn’t polite, how I feel about you. It isn’t civilised. But that doesn’t make it lesser. It was never difficult to love you, but it is difficult to be in love with someone who finds your love embarrassing. And you did. I know you did. It’s true. It is.

And I get it. Who would want a lifetime of me? Sure, it’s fun for a while, but till death do us part? It’s a lot. So you started shutting down, shutting me out even more than normal. I was overspilling with all this love and it was too much, because I’m too much, and –

I’m just trying to explain. Just tell me what else do you need.

Okay. Okay, I’ve said what I came here to say, so… And I was wrong about this place – wrong about it being wrong for you. It’s nice, and I’m glad you feel settled here. But you are here by yourself, aren’t you?

Don’t leave it too long. Not because of what I did. I couldn’t bear that. Find someone who deserves you.

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The Family of Blood monologue- Doctor Who

He never raised his voice. That was the worst thing. The fury of the Time Lord. And then we discovered why. Why this Doctor who had fought with gods and demons, why he'd run away from us and hidden. He was being kind. He wrapped my father in unbreakable chains, forged in the heart of a dwarf star. He tricked my mother into the event horizon of a collapsing galaxy, to be imprisoned there forever. He still visits my sister— once a year, every year. I wonder if one day he might forgive her. But there she is! Can you see her? He trapped her inside a mirror. Every mirror. If ever you look at your reflection and see something move behind you—just for a second—that's her. That's always her. As for me, I was suspended in time. And the Doctor put me to work standing over the fields of England, as their protector. We wanted to live forever. So the Doctor made sure that we did.

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Martha Jones- Doctor Who

I traveled across the world, from the ruins of New York to the fusion mills of China. Right across the radiation pits of Europe. And everywhere I went, I saw people just like you living as slaves. But if Martha Jones became a legend, then that's wrong because my name isn't important. There's someone else. The man who sent me out there, the man who told me to walk the earth. And his name is The Doctor. He has saved your lives so many times and you never even knew he was there. He never stops, he never stays, he never asks to be thanked. But I've seen him, I know him. I love him. And I know what he can do.

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The Narrator (intro)- The Stanley Parable

This is the story of a man named Stanley. Stanley worked for a company in a big building where he was employee number 427. Employee Number 427's job was simple: he sat at his desk in room 427, and he pushed buttons on a keyboard. Orders came to him through a monitor on his desk, telling him what buttons to push, how long to push them, and in what order. This is what Employee 427 did every day of every month and every year, and although others might have considered it soul-rending, Stanley relished every moment that the orders came in, as though he had been made exactly for this job. And Stanley was happy.

And then one day, something very peculiar happened. Something that would forever change Stanley. Something he would never quite forget. He had been at his desk for nearly an hour when he realized that not one single order had arrived on the monitor for him to follow. No-one had showed up to give him instructions, call a meeting, or even say Hi. Never in all his years at the company had this happened - this complete isolation. Something was very clearly wrong. Shocked, frozen solid, Stanley found himself unable to move for the longest time. But as he came to his wits and regained his senses, he got up from his desk and stepped out of his office.

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Goodbye Letter From Mary- RDR2

My dear Arthur,

You never showed up, and now, after looking at the newspapers I understand why. I don't imagine you will receive this letter but I nonetheless must send it. Arthur, oh, Arthur. I was just starting to dream the silliest and softest of dreams. I miss you, and I will always miss you but I cannot live like that, and it seems you cannot live any other way.

When I am with you, the world makes sense but when we are apart, I see clearly that your world is not a world from which one can escape. I am so sorry, for everything, for everything long ago and for starting that business up again. There's a good man within you, Arthur but he is wrestling with a giant. And the giant, wins, time and again. You've broken my heart, again, and I fear I have broken yours.

For that, I will never forgive myself but you must let me go now. I enclose a ring you gave me many years ago, when we were both young, not because I don't like it, but because I care for it far too much and it reminds me too much of you. I hope, one day you will find some people in love who can use this, for it kept me thinking of you all these years, and I hope by returning it to you I can finally be free.

Goodbye

Mary

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River Song's Monologue- Doctor Who

When I first met the Doctor, a long, long time ago, he knew all about me. Think about that. Impressionable young girl, and this man just drops out of the sky and he’s clever and mad and wonderful and knows every last thing about her. Imagine what that does to a girl. Trouble is, it’s all back to front. My past is his future. We’re travelling in opposite directions. Every time we meet, I know him more; he knows me less. I live for the days when I see him. But I know that every time I do, he’ll be one step further away. And the day is coming, when I’ll look into that man’s eyes…my Doctor…and he won’t have the faintest idea who I am. And I think it’s going to kill me.

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Heather monologue- The Blair Witch Project

I just want to apologize to Mike's mom and Josh's mom and my mom and I'm sorry to everyone... I was very naive. (Scared) I am so so sorry for everything that has happened because in spite of what Mike says now It is my fault. Because it was my project and I insisted, I insisted on everything. I insisted that we weren't lost. I insisted that we keep going. I insisted that we walk south. Everything had to be my way and this is where we've ended up. And It's all because of me we're here now hungry and cold and hunted. I love you Mom and Dad. I am so sorry. What was that? I'm scared to close my eyes and I'm scared to open them. I'm going to die out here.

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John Kramer- Saw

Hello Michael, I want to play a game. So far in what could loosely be called your life you've made a living watching others. Society would call you an informant, a rat, a snitch. I call you unworthy of the body you possess, of the life that you've been given. Now we will see if you are willing to look inward rather than outward to give up the one thing you rely on in order to go on living. The device around your neck is a death mask. The mask is on a spring timer. If you do not locate the key in time the mask will close. Think of it like a venus flytrap. What you are looking at right now is your own body not more than two hours ago. Don't worry, you're sound asleep and can't feel a thing. Taking into account that you are at a great disadvantage here I'm going to give you a hint as to where I've hidden the key, so listen carefully. The hint is this... It's right before your eyes. How much blood will you shed to stay alive, Michael? Live or die, make your choice.

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Opening monologue - Fallout 4

War. War never changes.

In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he’d get to go home to his wife and the son he’d never seen. He got his wish when the US ended World War II by dropping atomic bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki.

The World awaited Armageddon; instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy not as a weapon, but as a nearly limitless source of power.

People enjoyed luxuries once thought the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion-powered cars, portable computers. But then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream.

Years of consumption lead to shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077. We stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid. For myself, for my wife, for my infant son – because if my time in the army taught me one thing: it’s that war, war never changes.

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Vaas Montenegro- Far cry 3

Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is?

Insanity is doing the exact... same fucking thing... over and over again expecting... shit to change...

That. Is. Crazy.

The first time somebody told me that, I dunno, I thought they were bullshitting me, so, boom, I shot him. The thing is... he was right.

And then I started seeing, everywhere I looked, everywhere I looked all these fucking pricks, everywhere I looked, doing the exact same fucking thing... over and over and over and over again thinking: "This time is gonna be different. No, no, no, please... This time is gonna be different."

I'm sorry, I don't like... The way... you are looking at me...

Okay, Do you have a fucking problem in your head, do you think I am bullshitting you, do you think I am lying?

Fuck you! Okay? Fuck you!...

It's okay, man. I'm gonna chill, hermano. I'm gonna chill...

The thing is... Alright, the thing is I killed you once already...and it's not like I am fucking crazy.

It's okay... It's like water under the bridge.

Did I ever tell you the definition... of insanity?"

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Constance Blackwood- Ride the Cyclone

I rode The Cyclone with the other kids in the choir... and that's when the accident happened. We were at the top of the loop when the rollercoaster made this kind of screaming metal sound. Sparks were shooting all over the place! And then the screaming and the sparks just- stopped. And there was like this weightlessness. My heart jumped a gazillion bеats a second, but I didn't scream like thе other kids. No- I was just soaking it all in. 'Cause on a certain level, it was so rad! Sailing through the air upside down, you could see all the other rides, and it was like- something unlocked in me. My heart just welled out with all this love for everything! Images and all this feeling flooded into me like...

Like climbing back into my bed in the morning and feeling the heat left over from my body, hanging upside down from the monkey bars 'til my head starts to tingle, smelling Jiffy markers, listening to music, and dancing around my room before going out to a party, pretending I'm going to have the perfect time, finishing an essay, undoing a knot, pizza night, Halloween, watching my baby brother dance naked to ABBA, being in the choir at the height of the Hallelujah chorus and feeling all the voices rattling my bones- I started laughing like a crazy person, giddy with endorphins, it was all dancing leprechauns and rainbows and unicorns, streams of chocolate, whirling rides, flashing lights!

There's no shame in loving my small town. The only good things that happened to me happened in Uranium. It took a horrible accident for me to realize how goddamn wonderful everything is

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Veronica Sawyer- Heathers

My parents wanted to move me into high school out of the sixth grade, but we decided to chuck the idea because I’d have trouble making friends, blah, blah, blah. Now blah, blah, blah is all I ever do. I use my grand IQ to decide what color lip gloss to wear in the morning and how to hit three keggers before curfew… Betty Finn was a true friend and I sold her out for a bunch of Swatch dogs and Diet Coke heads. Killing Heather would be like offing the wicked witch of the west… wait east. West! God! I sound like a fucking psycho….Dear Diary: Heather told me she teaches people “real life.” She said, real life sucks losers dry. You want to fuck with the eagles, you have to learn to fly. I said, so, you teach people how to spread their wings and fly? She said, yes. I said, you’re beautiful.

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Millie Dillmount- Thoroughly modern Millie

Hey, I’m broke, not poor. There a big difference. Poor sounds permanent, broke can be fixed. I have a plan so far ahead of its time it’s almost too bold, too daring, too new woman! I’m going to marry my boss. I don’t know when. As a matter of fact, I haven’t got one yet. Love has nothing to do with it! Don’t you read Vogue? This month’s issue clearly states that modern marriage is a business arrangement. Love comes later, occasionally with the man you’re actually married to. I’m looking for him in the classifieds. I’ve been interviewing boss after boss, but so far, married, married, engaged, married, single-and-I-can-see-why… I even read in the tabloids “Manhattan’s most eligible bachelors, the movers and shakers that make Manhattan tick!” ... all of them need wives... and at least one of them must need a stenog!

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Boy- Trail to Oregon

Mom, I’m serious! Don’t look too deep for a reason why I’d do anything cuz, I don’t know! I mean asking me, a seven-year-old child, why I ate all that grass, it’s like asking me why I throw the supplies off the back of the wagon when I’m bored. Is it to watch how stuff bounces? I mean, I can’t say for sure because I don’t know, but you know I’m a kid. I basically know nothing. I’m experiencing a lot of things for the first time and I have to figure them out through trial and error. And putting them in my mouth. I mean I’ve literally eaten everything that I’ve come across. When I interact with a new object, I’m gonna look at it for a little bit. I’m gonna reach out, poke it, see if it moves around. I’ll pick it up, wiggle it back and forth. And then that thing goes all the way in my mouth. And if it doesn’t try to get out of my mouth, it’s going down the hatch. If you ask me, it’s a pretty good way to do things. The other day I put a scorpion in my mouth, that guy jumped right out. I mean he knew the rules, he played the game. I respect him for that. Maybe that grass should’ve done the same.

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Jason Dean- Heathers

I was teasing. I loved you! Sure, I was coming up here to kill you… but first I was going to try and get you back with my amazing petition. It’s a shame you can’t say what our fellow students really signed. All right, listen. “We students of Westerburg High will die today. Our burning bodies will be the ultimate protest to a society that degrades us. Fuck you all.” It’s not very subtle, but neither is blowing up a whole school, now is it? Talk about your suicide pacts, huh? When our school blows up tomorrow, it’s going to be the kind of thing to a infect a generation. I mean, it’s going to be a Woodstock for the eighties! Damn it, Veronica. We could’ve toasted marshmallows together.

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Jeff Winger- Community

I'm sorry. You should take some credit for whom I've become. So, let me tell you how I turned out just so you're crystal clear on your impact. I am not well-adjusted. More often than not, I am barely keeping it together. I'm constantly texting, and there's no one on the other end. I'm just a grown man who can't even look his own friends in the eye for too long because I'm afraid that they'll see that I'm broken. So, you get credit for that. One time, when I was in 7th grade, I told everybody at school I had appendicitis. I wanted somebody to worry about me, but when Beth Brennan asked to see the scar I didn't wanna get found out. So, I took mom's scissors, and I made one. It hurt like hell. But it was worth it because I got 17 cards, and I still keep them in a box underneath my bed 22 years later because it proves that someone at some point cared about me. Want to see the scar? So, I give you credit for that, too. This is me.

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Charlie Kelly- It’s Always Sunny

I've Stumbled upon a major company conspiracy Mac! How about that for stress? This companys being blead like a stuck pig Mac and I've got the paper trail to prove it! Now that right there is the mail. Let’s talk about the mail. Can we talk about the mail, please, Mac? I’ve been dying to talk about the mail with you all day, OK?

“Pepe Silvia,” this name keeps coming up over and over again. Every day Pepe’s mail keeps getting sent back to me. Pepe Silvia! Pepe Silvia! I look in the mail, and this whole box is Pepe Silvia!

So I say to myself, “I gotta find this guy! I gotta go up to his office and put his mail in the guy’s goddamn hands! Otherwise, he’s never going to get it and he’s going to keep coming back down here.”

So I go up to Pepe’s office and what do I find out, Mac? What do I find out?! There is no Pepe Silvia. The man does not exist, okay? So I decide, “Ohhhh shit, buddy, I gotta dig a little deeper.” There’s no Pepe Silvia? You gotta be kidding me! I got boxes full of Pepe!

All right. So I start marchin’ my way down to Carol in HR and I knock on her door and I say, “Caroooool! Carooool! I gotta talk to you about Pepe!” And when I open the door what do I find? There’s not a single goddamn desk in that office! There is…no…Carol in HR. Mac, half the employees in this building have been made up. This office is a goddamn ghost town.