さるもきからおちる

I'm Hannah. I have no idea what I'm doing with my life; I just know I want to be happy.

[publiusvirgiliamaro]

new contender for best community note of all time

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

[anarch0possum]

if i had a time machine, first thing id do is obviously kill hitler. even if germanys fascism was caused by complex socioeconomic factors itd still be worth doing for the bit. then id go even further back to the early 20th century and become one of those old timey bank robbers, when they had names like 'pretty boy floyd' and 'baby face nelson' and id make sure people knew me as 'sweet baby ray' just to see how it fucks with barbeque sauce history

[bootyunit]

when i saw this i couldn’t believe it didn’t have music

[danthesantana]

I hope to one day exude as much raw energy as this man does.

[wearepeasant]

the god of chaos

[toxicblonde-deactivated20221214]

[vympr]

"hey big bro mom said to come down for dinner we're having spaghetti"

"and?"

"sorry.....no meatballs bc grandma has high blood pressu--"

"RAAAAARGHHH"

*thinking* "i hate when he gets like this....he know gammy can't handle the sodium.....if he treats his own family like this i wonder how he treats his poor girlfriend [your/name]....maybe i should call her and ask........"

[to be continued....]

[squidpix6]

Please don’t continue

[vympr]

the audacity to say this to me when u have an ao3 donation post reblogged right above it.....how about u let me do what i need to do to put some notes on the table and u worry abt ur game grumps rpf fic

[arsonistblue]

can’t believe it’s fucking monday i mean what’s next, tuesday? fuck’s sake

[uglygirlstatus]

rate your anti-sex playlist

it can be a pro sex playlist depending on how strong your resolve is

[pukicho]

are you this stupid in real life too

Uh huh just about

[agustdsbaby]

when u see ur friends for the first time after washing ur hair with a new shampoo

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

peeling a clementine is so easy. it comes so naturally. its inviting… the clementine WANTS to be peeled. its melancholic, sanguine… but an orange? whats an orange but a nuisance… the orange torments and mocks with its brute strength. it exists only to create chaos. next time you decide to indulge in a citrus delight, heed my word. choose the clementine 

[doomwhathouwilt]

[mothdad]

a godless heathen potato

[toastbutteregg]

[comfortableinteriors-blog]

spooky house in gorlitz

[tinybed]

Father….

[luidilovins]

someone do that lip and nail thing you know what I mean

[becausewhatiam-iswhatimnot]

This?

[luidilovins]

needs to be more nails but getting closer

[svtvres]

Hmm

[fuckyeah2000s]

[espadaclover]

You know what? It’s really like that sometimes.

[bro-winkle]

This is automatic stress relief

[cursedcatimages]