raaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh (with intent)

[emotargaryen]

one of the tweets of all time to me

[1794]

mustard snob canon

[ashleythecosmo]

Contender for fakest screenshot in this entire fucking game

[hometoursandotherstuff]

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cwydx34kzlvo

[runcibility]

"Vanderhorst had been under the influence of MDMA and three litres of vodka she had consumed on the night of the offence last September, her lawyer Michael Hill told the court."

three. liters.

[anais-ninja-bitch]

i support women's wrongs

[homoqueerjewhobbit]

[ashes2caches]

the transfem who just drank four mugs of sleepy time tea just cuddled up in her bed surrounded by a nest of soft blankets and plushies… she’s really cute…

[ashleythecosmo]

Contender for fakest screenshot in this entire fucking game

[hydro-homies]

Imagine being the only person alive who can say this

[nevercure]

buzz aldrin and neil armstrong liked to do a thing where they’d tell unfunny jokes at parties about being on the moon and when people were confused they’d go “guess you had to have been there”

[demilypyro]

have i mentioned that i love my vagina and that i've never regretted surgery even for a second. because damn girl i just came hard as fuck. goated. life is good

[ashes2caches]

giving a trans girl so many kisses that she had to hide her face to avoid showing how much she’s blushing.

[5hrignold]

this iskilling me he heard noelle being even slightly disrespected and hauled absolute ass THE WAY HE SHAKES WHEN HE STOPS HELPPP

[raeraeraeraeraeraeraerae]

[ashes2caches]

fucking that transfem so hard she wakes up the next day with gastrointestinal issues. driving that transfem to the urgent care facility. repeatedly saying sorry to that transfem. paying for that transfem’s medical bills.

[eepystellnya]

Day 42 of keeping the princess locked in my basement without any human interaction

Should i check on her or make her wait some more?

[prokopetz]

Bocchi the Rock! fangame that opens with Kikuri Hiroi waking up alone and apocalyptically hung over in a trashed hotel suite with no memory of the preceding 72 hours. There are at least three separate ways to game over without ever leaving the starting room, one of which involves trying to retrieve your bra from the ceiling fan, flubbing the skill check, and dying instantly.

[clockworkvulpine]

respectable

tags via: @boccher

[gamechangershow]

who did this

[gazeldhazel]

pinned down onto the bed might be the best position ever. she sinks her entire weight onto you as she sinks her entire cock into you, literally using her whole body to get every inch in, while you're forced to just struggle underneath her. she decides when to get off of you, no matter how many times you cum while your face is pressed into the pillow and your ass is pounded into the mattress. haaaa and she laughs as you beg her to stop cause you can't stop cumming.... calls you cute and adorable and so tight too..... kisses your neck as she rocks her hips balls deep.... growling in your ear and cackling when you instinctively freeze and go quiet..... such good prey hole.... dreamy sigh.....

[leapfog1]

No Voice to Cry Suffering

[orangaria]

I wanna be affini bait.

I want the vines of affini at the park to twitch when they see me walk

I want their injectors to leek on the floor at the mere sight of me.

I want my head throbbing due to the cacophony of biorhythm roaring around me.

I want all of them plotting to adopt me. Make me theirs.

I need to be the biggest seed there ever was. And act so sure of myself. And so resolute. and then...

Unable to move, pinned to the ground, forced to gaze deep in their starry eyes as they murmur sweet nothing to my mind.

Countless needles into me.

Complete surrender...

I want to be found because I'm tired of being lost.

[hdg-shitposts]

Lowkey I'd do all that and then turn out to be completely independent just to fuck with them because I'm a bitch