The owls are not what they seem

☆ Future Greg Universe ☆ INTJ

[cerceos-deactivated20160308]

[cowboyism]

anyone remember hozier? that wild son of a gun loved church

[tomhordy]

[sublim-ature]

[fatimamononoke]

[electivetrepanation]

[997]

S H Ę !!!

[heathcliffitsmekathy]

[admiralchimp]

That is a Suebian knot which was the most popular hairstyle for centuries for pastoral (not hunter gatherer) Germanic warriors fighting the Roman Empire.  

[tedllasso]

Chris Evans torturing us like a pro

[chagrins]

I’ve had enough of this school

[elddansurin]

wealth!!!

[death-420]

REBLOG WEALTH SOAP IN 10 SECONDS AND U WILL GET WEALTH!!!!!

[whiskeysic]

His shirt reads “They gave me a medal for killing two men, and a discharge for loving one.”

You are a bad-ass.

[alongfalltothetop-deactivated20]

Oh I’m an asshole.

So today pulling into Stop and Shop, this lady cut me off and nearly drove into me, and then, when I tried to pass her, she swung to the right and nearly hit me again, and then flipped me off.

So somebody is having a bad day and taking it out on me. That’s fine. It’s harmless, and I don’t know what’s going on in this woman’s life. I’ll give her the benefit of the doubt she’s not just a piece of shit and is just having a bad day.

But then I park and she follows me, and gets out of the car and starts swearing at me and getting in my face.

Now I go from “indifferent” to “I’m gonna fuck with this woman’s head.” Now I would say I’m a gentleman of size, and in all black and bemohawked I probably look spookier than I actually am, so props to this lady for getting in my face. Now of course I’m not going to hit her, or even threaten violence. That’s shitty. Nobody should get threatened with violence.

Instead, I take a step back, narrowing my eyes like I’m studying her face really closely, and then I touch one of the several piece of “occulty” jewelry I’m wearing (none of which, by the way, are magicked in any way at all). Then I mumble some nonsense under my breath, and then make the fig gesture and the horns at her.

She stops, wide-eyed.

“WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST DO TO ME?”

I chuckled, and shake my head. “Nothing at all.” I say in a not-terrible convincing voice. “But every time something bad happens to you today, you’re gonna be thinking of me.”

Then I winked at her, and walked away.

[curiowitch]

[fuckyeahjapanandkorea]

[russiawave]

please don’t knock, the cat has the keys

[assassinationtipsforladies]

So to visit them you must first catch their cat? That is some task for potential suitors in medieval epic poetry shit

[gendertrickery]

Befriend. If the cat doesn’t like you, human inside probably won’t either.

[lifeofkj]

Real life videogame level.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Sidequest

Befriend the cat who is the KEEPER OF THE KEYS

[myriceballs-blog]

I’VE FOUND THE POST. I MAY DIE IN PEACE

[hell0-there-lady]

V A C C I N A T E

[hell0-there-lady]

[hell0-there-lady]

sign in a doctor’s office

I have decided to make this a master post of healthcare PROFESSIONALS calling bullshit on anti-vaxx

[terror-foster]

If someone asked me if there was one person I could punch its Andrew fucking Wakefield…

Cunts like him and that follow it blindly are the reason anti-vax exists, and yet they forget the whole science and medicine community tore his paper apart and he lost his medical licence

[astroskiddo]

i’m the opposite of the grinch. i’m the binch. my heart is two sizes too BIG

[thoodleoo]

bad greek myth concept: a siren but she only sings despacito

[commandershepardvasfuckit]

her name is alexa

[subsolars]

this is so sad

[ossuarie]

[itdoesabitthough]

[stfueverything-deactivated20230]

always reblog

[misandry-mermaid]

Relevant

[yourstoryisnoteverover-deactiva]

She just looks so stressed and I can imagine why.