Good Ol’ Monster Lovin’

Just your average monster fucker. 18+ ONLY Prompts and short reader inserts are my specialty. I have a particularly deep appreciation of nagas. 24yo bi she/her

[monsters-are-valid]

My horny ass could not play Dark Souls

[monsters-are-valid]

Mermay is great and all, but the potential for more monster art challenges seems largely untapped.

Octaurber or Orctober, Nekovember, Dridercember..

We as a community could do more, you know?

[the-upper-shelf]

🌙 Nocturnal 

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[amarcia]

Local Rusałka said sapphic rights. Have a good summer this year 💮 💮

> Art blog | Originals tag | Comic tag | Ko-fi 

[cryptid-corpse]

You are mentally-sexually disordered, and you worship evil spirits

Accurate and I wouldn't have it any other way

[alex-the-creature]

Cleyton finds you wandering around~

[llamagoddessofficial]

[This idea has been rattling in my brain and I had to share it.]

I know we all love the ‘humans are space orcs’ concept… but imagine, onboard the new ship they’ve been assigned to, the human meets an actual space orc. A massive monster… fangs and tusks and scars and a battle-hardened stare, looming over all the other life forms on the ship in its thick indestructible armour it refuses to remove. It barely drinks, it doesn’t need sleep, its massive shoulders are heavy with the terrible things it has experienced. Compared to the squishy & delicate human body, this thing is a walking tank.

… Except instead of hating/ignoring one another, the human and the monster start bonding over both coming from death planets. The human is excited to find a life form who doesn’t quiver with fear at the vague description of a jellyfish and the monster is ecstatic to meet someone who understands the feeling of being bitten by a qua’lem (cats are pretty close). They sit together and compare dangerous animals and locations as the other aliens look on in confusion and fear… oh, you also have dense jungles of deadly hidden predators, boiling acid lakes, tamed predatory killers, and areas with horrendously high and low temperatures? Sick!! 

It doesn’t take long before the two of them become totally inseparable. The human loves not feeling like some kind of crazy outsider and the monster is overjoyed they’ve finally found an equal in this unkillable marshmallow.

Monster: When I was a youngling, a grol-lik stung straight through my armour. The pain lasted for approximately 16 human hours. Human: Oh yeah man, I get that. As a kid I got a wasp stuck in my shirt. It stung me like four times, it was awful, and all my cousins just laughed at me… Monster: [using their arm screen to research human courting methods] I see.

[driiaz]

Not quite an ‘Orc’ per-se, but eh, close enough. See here giant spiky Deathworlder simping for tiny shouty Deathworlder.

[magicalgirlpropaganda]

“I like monster girls”

What they think you mean

What you actually mean

[monsters-are-valid]

We don’t halfass it in this house.

[tim-official]

the demon i am on a first date with: i should apologize ahead of time. see my horns are so huge and majestic that i cannot put a shirt on. i am cursed to never have a shirt on so you can always see my (large) torso. i understand that might be rude me: dang. i am sorry for your situation. we will just have to try make the best of it

[kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd]

what’s good about this is that our demon here COULD wear a button down, but this has clearly never occurred to them which indicates that they’re a himbo too

[howtofuckamonster]

Me, staring at shirtless himbo demon and taking off my own shirt: oh my god, you’re so fucking stupid

[makeshiftdhole]

Human: Deal.

Fey: Very well. When you return home tonight, your mother will be in pristine health again. It will be like she never fell ill at all. Even the memory of her suffering will fade...

Human: Thank you so much. She means everything to me.

Fey: I know, I know. Let's hope the price wasn't too much for you after all... Only time will tell.

Human: So, when do we start?

Fey: ...If I may ask you to elaborate?

Human: You said you wanted my firstborn.

Fey: Yes? And you agreed?

Human: Yeah, so, when do we start?

Fey:

Fey, blushing: Ah.

[senatortedcruz]

imagine a giant monster following you around and picking you up and kissing you all the time. that’s what my cat lives with every day

[fancyladssnacks]

that’s exactly what half the people on this site want

[gremlinstarr]

oh to be gently picked up and kissed by a giant monster

[monsters-are-valid]

Goddamn right.

[tetramera]

i drew eliksni too 

[monsters-are-valid]

Gorgeous. Simply stunning. I am in love.

[kiranightart]

“Sweet-Brier” | Or, Accursed and Beloved 

Violet and her monster boyfriend, Rowan. 💐

[monsters-are-valid]

Sweet soft void~

[monsters-are-valid]

Oh to feel a demon’s sweet horns.. The cool keratin slightly worn over time, every scratch and chip a scar which carries a story I long to hear. The pads of my fingers gently caressing every bump and divit of bone..

[smoonfucker]

Y’all ever just like.... mmmm pointy teeth

[monsters-are-valid]

Frequently

[monsters-are-valid]

I’m trying to write a thing, but I can’t decide what a group of harpies is called.

“When you happened across a ___ of harpies in those old, rotten woods, you...”

I’m leaning toward “murder” (like crows) but a coven (of witches) is also a contender. What about flock? A bevy? A kettle? There are so many choices for “group of bird” it’s not even funny.

[cleverlittlegrin]

These are the ones I feel up to sharing, enjoy! 

[monsters-are-valid]

Oooh~ Very fun, very fun!