Froggin'

A good blog with silly little things that I find amusing. c:

[monstrocityaddictive-blog]

[peachiw]

[wickedkhaleesi-blog]

Where is she

[monstrocityaddictive-blog]

BRO. SHE AINT A SIZE 2. SHES A SIZE 3.

PLUS SIIIIIIZE.

[sixpenceee]

A New App That Lets Users’ Friends ‘Virtually Walk Them Home At Night’ Is Exploding In Popularity

Tens of thousands of people around the world are now using a free personal-safety mobile app that allows friends to virtually walk you home at night.

The Companion app, created by five students from the University of Michigan, enables users to request a friend or family member to keep them company virtually and track their journey home via GPS on an online map.

Although they can do so, the friend or family member does not need to have installed the Companion app. The user can send out several requests to different phone contacts in case people are not available to be a companion or not with their phones at the time.

Those contacted then receive an SMS text message with a hyperlink in it that sends them to a web page with an interactive map showing the user walking to their destination. If the user strays off their path, falls, is pushed, starts running, or has their headphones yanked out of their phone, the app detects these changes in movement and asks the user if they’re OK.

If the user is fine, they press a button on the app to confirm within 15 seconds. If they do not press the button, or a real emergency is occurring, the Companion app transforms the user’s phone into a personal alarm system that projects loud noises to scare criminals from the scene, and gives you the option to instantly call the police.

(Source)

[funnygurl1979]

Boost this

[confusedrower]

I immediately downloaded this. This is the smartest thing ever

[foodffs]

No Bake Sugar Free Coffee Cheesecake

Really nice recipes. Every hour.

Show me what you cooked!

[kitty-sylvie]

thelordsmoke good thing you got cream cheese.

[littledarkhorse]

[cassieeeeanne-deactivated202002]

this can’t be real

[kristenwiiggle]

[slutstatus]

can you believe that there are people on this earth who have never seen this video before

[florel]

they frenched

[surprisebitch]

so much better than Fifty Shades of Grey

[sheekeepsmewarm]

what the fuck

[littleprincesskarly-deactivated]

Oh my god

[fullcravings]

Super Soft Chocolate Chip Cookies

[dont-grow-up-itsa-trap]

[kid]

MUTHA. FUCKIN. CLOYSTER. GET YO BITCH ASS  OUT HERE AND SAY. IT. TO. MAH. FAYCE.

[bortoukali]

[wait-till-they-hear-about-this]

A Friendly Reminder

- Deadpool is insecure - Deadpool has chronic pain - Deadpool is submissive in bed - Deadpool is pansexual - Deadpool lifts up his mask so Hawkeye can read his lips - Deadpool is a blonde - Deadpool’s initials are WWW - Deadpool had an abusive father - Deadpool’s mother died from cancer - Deadpool fell in love with a teenager - Deadpool left her because he didn’t want to hurt her - Deadpool had a daughter - Deadpool didn’t believe she was his because she was too beautiful - Deadpool had to be dragged away from his daughter’s dead body by Cap and Wolverine - Deadpool carries Hello Kitty band aids - Deadpool is good with kids - Deadpool can’t be killed by Ghost Rider because he doesn’t think he’s done anything wrong - Deadpool hates himself - Deadpool used to curl up in a ball and mumble about his skin hurting - Deadpool is married to the queen of the undead - Deadpool reads his own comics

Conclusion: Wade Winston Wilson is a beautiful man who must be protected.

[damionaerynstarr]

Let’s not forget: - Deadpool knows sign language - Deadpool took a bullet for Hawkeye because Clint can’t regenerate but he can - Deadpool has tried to kill himself numerous times before - Deadpool turned his back on DEATH ITSELF to help his fellow inmates escape The Farm - Deadpool spent months trying to save Cable - Deadpool was in turn saved by Cable numerous times - Seriously, freaking Jesus-messiah-complex Cable saw something in Deadpool worth saving - Deadpool is a beautiful, wonderfully complex character that I will fight to protect

[wait-till-they-hear-about-this]

- Deadpool and Cable refer to the end of their friendship as “our divorce” - Deadpool bought diapers for Hope - Deadpool has a dog - Deadpool didn’t become like his dad - Deadpool is a good person

- Deadpool spends all his money on ammo and pain meds 

[pilgrimkitty]

- Deadpool is broke 75% of the time 

- Deadpool tells kids that he’s Spider-Man

- Deadpool refused to look at Spider-Man’s face when he swapped costumes with him because “bros don’t out bros” - Deadpool did work in the Spider-Man suit, but REFUSED TO KILL while wearing the Spider-Man suit because Peter wouldn’t have killed and he didn’t want Peter’s rep to be linked to murder.

[misandry-mermaid]

Reminder for those who don’t know, if you have a vagina, make sure to urinate immediately after you have P-in-V sex.  Bacteria can get in your urethra during P-in-V intercourse so as soon as you are done having sex, go to the bathroom to pee, even if it doesn’t feel like you need to, because even a little pee can flush out the bacteria and prevent a UTI.  I didn’t know about this and I got a UTI from my first time, and it was super awful and uncomfortable and unfortunately even those with good sex education rarely learn info like this.  I want everyone with a vagina to know how to prevent it because UTIs suck hard.  That is all.

[mirab3lle]

Sex ed in this country is utterly worthless, always reblog. Never known when it might be seen with new eyes. Also, penis units should share with their vagina units if they don’t do this.

[jifewjfiojiowjwe-deactivated201]

This is super important, I’ve gotten a UTI a couple of times before and it’s quite literally one of the most painful experiences I’ve ever had to go through (I even went to the ER) so please please pee after sex!!! 😭

[hummingbirdchurch]

WARNING to anyone planning on LEAVING THEIR HOUSE

The outside has unfriendly people, as well as a gigantic ball of fire in the sky. In addition, you may sometimes encounter a bird or an unpleasant smell.

Posting this because THERE ARE NO POSTED WARNINGS when exiting your home.

SIGNAL BOOST THE HELL OUT OF THIS.

[deathforabachelor-deactivated20]

if you don’t reblog i’m judging you

[virginsplayground-deactivated20]

dsolationrow:

microgaze:

WARNING to anyone planning on LEAVING THEIR HOUSE

The outside has unfriendly people, as well as a gigantic ball of fire in the sky. In addition, you may sometimes encounter a bird or an unpleasant smell.

Posting this because THERE ARE NO POSTED WARNINGS when exiting your home.

SIGNAL BOOST THE HELL OUT OF THIS.

if you don’t reblog i’m judging you

[brainbowunicorn]

Sometimes I just start singing and my mom joins in

[saramcclarinet]

Whoa…

[ep0nine]

#don’t trust this #they’re probably sirens

[deathwhiskers-deactivated201606]

is this the lotr soundtrack

[monstrocityaddictive-blog]

Bruh. Im gunna be that mom.

[shwit]

OH MY GOD THOSE ARE SOME LARGE TOE BEANNNSSSS

[lombaxkat]

PEETS

[dave-youf00l-deactivated2015122]

GIRL WHATCHU THINK I SAID?!

[bizarrodf]

515-808-CENA

I set up a fake phone number you can give out to people who ask for your number but you don’t want to give it to them.

515-808-2362 directs to ringing, then a voicemail that just plays this:

you’re welcome

if anyone leaves voicemails, i may post them here

[followpearlpinesnotthisblog]

This is actually a really good resource

[coelasquid]

This is the best fake phone number thing I’ve ever seen.

[chamsas1-deactivated20160809]

So Jewish girls, Islamic girls and hispanic girls get made fun of for having thick eyebrows their entire life, but when a white girl draws on eyebrows to look thicker it’s, “#eyebrows on fleek!”? So black and Latina girls get made fun of for having big lips their entire life, but when a white girl draws on to look really big it’s, “gorgeouss and inspiring”? So black girls get made fun of for having braids or dreadlocks their entire life, but when a white girl does it’s, “just a style and they can do what they want with their hair”? So Islamic girls get made fun of for wearing bindis/henna/hijabs, but when a white girl does it’s, “totes coachella”? So Native American people get mocked for their ancestors wearing headdresses or feathers, but when a white girl does it’s, “artsy and cute”? Does anybody else notice a pattern??

[monstrocityaddictive-blog]

This is why I am constantly ashamed of people in general.