I do deserve a cool ass scythe tbh

25 y/o | This is just where I post random stuff because I'm bad at keeping any resemblance of a theme ~ She/her pronouns, trans gal ~ DNI if you are homophobic, transphobic, a TERF/Transmed, a porn bot, and/or a nazi. (header image by simpleheader btw) am Lilly as well, white. #local catgirl posts - for my own posts #save tag - for stuff I like and/or want to use later! #soft stuff - soft things to give a little love to you!!!!

[lydia-skyrim]

My thane I've hired this Khajiit to stare at you.

[lydia-skyrim]

holy shit my thane look the mammoth it's doing it again

[the-future-now-deactivated20170]

17 amazing theater cities that aren’t London or New York

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[batmanisagatewaydrug]

notes of the last reblog are fulllllll of people going "uuuuh but fucking in the park is wrong it's literally a crime" like okay first of all of your definition of morality is based on what is legally permitted you are not a serious person

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

still mad about this so I also want to come back and say that many people approach this from an angle of queer issues, and it is certainly true that in many places queer people have been forced to seek sexual partners in public spaces due to homophobia AND targeted with homophobic policing aimed at public sex.

but it's also important to remember that at least in the US, where I write from and where many of you clutch your pearls, virtually every aspect of existence, no matter how fundamental to human indignity and comfort, is criminalized for people who are experiencing homelessness. sex is illegal, asking passerby for money is illegal, sleeping outside is illegal, standing around any one location for too long is illegal, urinating or defecating outside is illegal despite a critical lack of public bathrooms to use instead.

many, many laws exist to squeeze undesirable groups of out public sight rather than help them. once again: what's legal has very little in common with what's right.

[wizardarchetypes]

so when i got my e-bike it couldn't be delivered to me for some reason it got stuck at a random package warehouse 90% of the way on its route to me. so i had to go on this arduous, like genuinely awful journey to get it that took like 8 hours by bus in the end. anyway then i got it and the bus driver was like "you cant bring a package that big on the bus" and i was like SO fair so the bus left and i opened the bike there at the bus stop and assembled it completely in the hour between the buses. i had to rip every single bit of the huge box it came in and all the inside packaging to BITS. to literally SHREDS. to fit in a little public trashcan because i had no other option. then when the next bus came i put it all on the bike rack and took the bus yay.

so anyway today i was back at that very bus stop with my bike

and i looked at my bike and for a moment felt like it was some sort of animal like maybe a dog and i thought absurdly awww, this is where you were born!

[avakynx]

Teto’s tummy | Qiandai以宇

[cunt-swagula]

[dragongirlbunny]

[gunzomi]

it's. The most painful thing in the world to get excited about pretty clothes and then try them on and they don't fit right or don't button up right because they weren't made for your shape even in the largest size they have. do you understand. this feeling of sadness and disgust and shame. they don't make clothes for you. they don't make things for you

[bizabumblebee]

Has anyone done this

[lycions]

x

[instant-oatmeal]

[titkoks]

[toomuchtaylor]

This man nearly died to create this for us. The least we can do is watch it from start to finish and then share it immediately.

[holy-leapin-splits-batman]

[catasters]

[idontgettechnology]

The time of his life.

[pepperoni-oni]

Visit Original Link

[bakersfield-row]

Can’t get this on any other social media

[biocrafthero]

Genuinely making myself nauseous from laughing because of this fucking video. OP let twitch chat write in commands in the game in real time (source)

[kkneesockks]

[savebaby]

MY BABY HAS DIED. THOSE MAY BE THE WORDS YOU HEAR TONIGHT.

The doctors told me they have lost hope that baby Qais will survive. Tonight, they said they may have to remove the life-support machines keeping him alive.

[savebaby]

I cannot describe what it feels like to stand beside my child, knowing every second could be our last. This is baby Qais's final chance, and without your help, I will lose him forever. Please help us before it is too late.

[savebaby]

I am begging you as a persecuted mother in Gaza, watching my baby bleed in front of me, unable to stop it. Please donate now and help me save his life before it’s too late.

Please donate now Gofundme

[savebaby]

I am standing outside the ICU, waiting for any sign that he is still fighting, but every second feels like a goodbye I am not ready for. Please donate now and help me save my baby Qais.

[striders]

saw this while exhaling my vape and started choking on it

[catboybiologist]

Part of the art of Wikipedia vandalism is the simple, fleeting moments it occupies before it's corrected, as well as the rarity of catching it in the wild. Without people being narcs about it, the comedy would be ruined.