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If I like them they're probably trans | 24 | Val or Pinups | she/her | Project Solstace system |

[lady-of-vitreous-sight]

it's kinda scary how you can just be tired all the time forever

[goatgirleyes]

it's normal for girls to be filled with a sense of regret and shame that disrupts their daily lives, constantly paralyzing them and filling them with overpowering self hatred?

[itsaudreynotaubrey]

This will never NOT be funny

[theonion]

The grave implications of his vanity dawning on him, local man Ed Paitz realized what an arrogant fool he’s been after skipping the moving walkway at Los Angeles International Airport, sources said Thursday. “My god, what have I done?” said a despairing Paitz, realizing that, alas, he must live with the sorrowful consequences of his own hubris and proceed down the carpeted corridor on his own two feet, watching in shame as other travelers with the humility to board the conveyor platform flowed past him with ease.

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[drink-bread]

Kasane Teto, in light of recent events

[galaxywarp]

you say you’re not scared and yet you refuse to enter my rendering distance

[thisisallyours]

service tops are like dogs the way they just want to be good and please you but my favoriteee is when they end up whimpering and drooling like a dog too. does it feel that good baby? let’s hear you bark for me then

[avakynx]

Teto’s tummy | Qiandai以宇

[queercoded-disney-villain]

Hey does anyone else think about how Toriel isn't doing well financially but she still makes a full pie for her kid two nights in a row and then a hearty pancake breakfast for them and their friend the next morning. Do you think about how we don't see Toriel eating the pie or the pancakes. She's eating raw granulated sugar and that's it. When she finally eats in Chapter 5 she only asks for simple (and cheap) toast with honey. Do you think about Toriel encouraging her child to go to the Festival where there is plenty of food while she stays home on her own. Do you think about how Toriel used to "LOVE her cooking shows" and "LAUGH, glowingly, along with each new recipe, feverishly taking notes on each step to make them for her family..." Do you think about Toriel never expecting this care to be reciprocated and continuing to cook for her family while she does not eat. Do you. Do you think about Toriel.

[deer-trees]

Finally catching up on Deltarune chapters so I can play the latest one and I KNOW this will be controversial but Queen deserves all the Tumblr sexyman fanart that Tenna is getting. Tenna is OK he's fun but Queen coming before him and setting the stage for similar aspects of Tenna's level design just made me miss her so baddddd I know that Tenna is #gaydivorced and is an object head man in a suit and has abandonment issues and ppl love a sopping wet sad man but have you seen Queen. Have you looked at her in her giant robot form also. Have you considered how draw-able she is. Are you all fools. Must I do everuthing myself

[bowsersex-deactivated20220424]

[bowsersex-deactivated20220424]

[Mario coin noises]

Mario: [italian american New York Brooklyn accent] HERE’SA MY BROTHA LUIGI NOW TA TELL YA A WHOLE HEAP AND A SPAGHETTI PILE OF INFORMASCIONI.

Luigi: [inhale] [normal person voice] Hello Mario.

[qasimlondon]

[yandere-angela]

[holdtohealyourpartner-moved]

tumblr name a woman challenge (impossible)

[monstrousgourmandizingcats]

#why is the last one talking like women aren’t real and ‘woman’ a euphemism for ‘gay man’

(from @murderballadeer)

[getrealprim]

If you make a post about evil women, they’ll name a man. If you make a post about evil men, they’ll name women. If you make a post appreciating a specific evil woman, they’ll call you evil

[getrealprim]

LMAO YOURE JOKING

[kosmogrl]

[kragehund-est]

problematic rage gap. one partner tries to bring nuance and understanding to a tough situation. the other wants to blow up the earth about it.

[fieldexplores]

Summer Friends - Gator Days

[ubercharge]

submit to the cube. submit to the cube. submit to the cube. submit to the cube. submit to the cube. submit to the cube. submit to the cube. submit to the cube. submit to the cube. submit to the cube. submit to the cube. submit to the cube. submit to the cube. submit to the cube. submit to the cube. submit to the cube. submit to the cube. submit to the cube. submit to the cube.

[ubercharge]

submit to the cube.

[ubercharge]

the fact that people are reblogging this without the anime girl hypno is really funny to me for some reason