What defines a monster?

Indie. Selective rp blog for Joseph and Andrew from idv

[youvegotrpmemes]

50 random starters

-feel free to adjust to better fit your muse’s speech!

“Yeah, about that…”

“I, um… might have… had something to, uh… do with that…”

“Don’t you dare.”

“Oh, no. I know that look. I know what that look means. Absolutely not.”

“Can you stop being weird about it for five seconds?”

“Why is the plural of moose still moose? Why not meese?”

“I almost caught myself on fire…”

“Bite me.”

“Hey! Guess what!”

“There’s nothing to worry about, but I’d stay out of the kitchen for a while.”

“Big deal - I bet I could do that with [my hands/one hand tied behind my back/blindfolded/in x amount of time/backwards].”

“I might’ve befriended a mafia boss…”

“You know what I want right now? [Sender’s favorite food].”

“Touch that and I will hit you with a spoon.”

“Do I actually want to know or will I be better off not knowing? Because I feel like I’ll be better off not knowing.”

“Do you think snails have feelings?”

“Why is Christmas such a big deal? Is it because of capitalism?”

“Have you ever had a wish come true by throwing a coin into a fountain?”

“Can I kiss you?”

“Check please!”

“Hey. What’s going on with you and [name]?”

“You know… I think I should… go.”

“Nope, sorry, you’re not getting rid of me that easily.”

“Wait. Did I say left? Heh, I meant to say right.”

“Yeah, of course I speak another language! …It just might not come in handy unless we go to a Star Trek convention…”

“Look, I know I said I could handle a lot of things, but that is not one of them.”

“Well, we have six minutes until we need to leave! …Never mind, make that four minutes. Actually, we should just leave now.”

“…Want some smoothie?”

“I’ve never felt this way before…”

“I bet I could fight a swarm of bees.”

“Have you ever gotten a stuffed animal from a claw machine?”

“Uh… surprise?”

“Sure, I can do a magic trick. I’ll make that whole tub of ice-cream disappear in ten minutes.”

“Why is it the cake that’s a lie? Why isn’t it the pie?”

“What would you do if you had a million dollars right now?”

“No, no. When I said kids, I meant kids as in goat babies. Not human babies.”

“The only thing straight about me are my grades from [middle school].”

“Yeah, I’ve been to [place]. Once. It was… the worst.”

“Don’t be ridiculous - of course you need me. Who else is going to annoy you?”

“I miss you.”

“Look, I know you probably don’t want to see me right now, but… I had nowhere else to go.”

“What are you going off about?”

“Of course you’re my hero! How could you not be?”

“Would you rather have a pet shark or a pet whale?”

“Oh, yeah? Try me.”

“Oh, wow… You… you look absolutely stunning…”

“Hypothetically speaking… what if I got a [puppy/kitten]?”

“Come on, talk to me. What’s going on? Was it something I did?”

“I’ll pay you ten bucks to fight me.”

“Congratulations! You played both of us.”

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Iconic Lines From Modern Media That Are Raw As Fuck

“ Bold of you to assume I still have a soul. ”

“ I am a monument to all your sins. “

“ I’ll do whatever you want. ”

“ Then perish. ”

“ Violence for violence is the rule of beasts. ”

“ To become god is the loneliest achievement of all. ”

“ I survived because the fire inside me burned brighter than the fire around me. ”

“ If the world chooses to become my enemy, I will fight like I always have. ”

“ I will face god and walk backwards into hell. ”

“ Everything that we know and love is reducible to the absurd acts of chemicals. ”

“ There is therefore no intrinsic value in this material universe. ”

“ All knowledge is ultimately based on that which we cannot prove. ”

“ Will you fight? Or will you perish like a dog? ”

“ Do you think God stays in heaven because he too, lives in fear of what he created? ”

“ Tell me the name of God. ”

“ Can you feel your heart burning? ”

“ Can you feel the struggle within? ”

“ The fear within me in beyond anything your soul can make. ”

“ You cannot kill me in any way that matters. ”

“ You kneel before my throne unaware that it was born of lies. ”

“ Violence in an art. Your body, the Louvre. ”

“ Even the godless end up worshiping something. ”

“ God wishes he were me. ”

“ One day, you will be face to face with whatever saw fit to let you exist in the universe, and you will have to justify the space you’ve filled. ”

“ Take this gift, for the gods surely won’t. ”

“ Impudent of you to assume I will meet a mortal end. ”

“ This is hell’s territory and I am beholden to no gods. ”

“ Bury me shallow, I’ll be back. ”

“ There are no gods here. ”

“ Do I look like the kind of person who dies? ”

“ God’s dead and soon we will be too. ”

“ I thought there were no heroes left in this world. ”

“ I’ve been through hell and came out singing. ”

“ Pick a god and pray. ”

“ Too many people have opinions of things they know nothing about. ”

“ Too many people have opinions of things they know nothing about. The more ignorant they are, the more opinions they have. ”

“ The more ignorant they are, the more opinions they have. ”

“ What is better? To be born good, or to overcome your evil nature through great effort? ”

“ Bold of you to assume I can die. “

[absoluterpmemetrash]

Send me ‘What If’ scenarios for my muse to answer.

[sphinxmemesmusings]

What kind of character shaming sign would you hang on my muses neck?

[monstrousmemory]

“ Is that the face of a kinkmaster? ” for Joseph //sORRY I JUST HAD TO ASDGASDF

Joseph was speechless. Where did his sweet little Aesop learn such a word? All the photographer could do was stare in confusion. “Ah... No,” he said simply as he continued to stare blankly. “Are you feeling okay?”

[monstrousmemory]

” Also I wanna get one assigned too i can’t furry assign myself. “ for Joseph

The universe hated him with how survivors were spouting rumors about him being a furry and now got his brother in on it too. As much as he loved and adored Claude this was not a conversation he was willing to have right now. So Joseph shut the door in his face without a word and went back to getting ready for bed.

[justmorerpmemes]

Sick and Scarred Starters

“So… how’d that one happen?”

“You have been out for at least eighteen hours.”

“Not sick huh? Not at all?”

“I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say you are sick.”

“That needs to be taken care of.”

“Stop being an ass and let me help you.”

“That’s one hell of a nasty mark.”

“Got a story for this one? Seems like it’s an interesting one.”

“You haven’t moved in a couple days, you feeling okay?”

“What did that to you? Who did that to you?”

“I’m not gonna make you take the medicine, but it’s there.”

“Here, seemed like you could use a pick me up.”

“You sound like some kind of creature.”

“Ooooh… so you can’t talk huh?”

“Awake? You? What a surprise.”

“For as ragged as that mark is… it looks good on you.”

“Get me a cold cloth, would you?”

“Alright fine. I’ll take the damn medicine…”

“It still feels a bit numb sometimes.”

“These are just all the times Death almost had me, but then got pissy about it when I won.”

“I feel like I’m dying.”

“You look like death. Get back to bed.”

“I’m taking care of that for you. Don’t make me change my mind.”

“Can I touch them…? Your scars I mean.”

“You didn’t deserve to be left in that condition.”

[fresh-hot-rp-memes]

Send “brush” to accidentally touch one of my muse’s scars

Send “trace” to purposely touch one of my muse’s scars

Send either of these words plus “reverse” for our muses to switch places

[justmorerpmemes]

Frustrated Friends Starters

“Stop being so fucking stubborn and let me help!”

“You can’t help me out with this one, I’m sorry.”

“Hate me afterwards, for now just shut up and let me help.”

“I don’t… who am I kidding… fine, go ahead.”

“Why wouldn’t I be here for you, you idiot?”

“Not that bad huh? Say that to me without flinching.”

“I’m not getting it because you won’t let me!”

“We’ve known each other for how long and you still don’t trust me?”

“I know it’s you but… I just… I don’t know.”

“I’m going to take care of this- no! No don’t you even start.”

“Yeah yeah, complain now, you’ll thank me later.”

“Here, take this. No you don’t need to apologize, I get it.”

“Congrats, you have me pinned and now have my attention.”

“I see your point, okay? I get it, I’m a moron.”

“Well this is where we got to, so now what?”

“I blame you, and I don’t care how little sense that makes, this is your fault.”

“Can I just be irrational and vent my nonsensical frustrations out without you trying to logic a sense of calm into me?”

“You’re tired. You’re grumpy. You need a break.”

“This by far has to be one of the ideas that falls under ridiculous and stupid, but yet I’m here helping you anyway.”

“You wanna… you want to- yep you want to rant okay.”

“So someone is clearly out of fucks…”

“Give me five minutes to change your mind.”

“What is it gonna take for you to come down from there?!”

“This plan is stupid. You’re insane. Yet here I am.”

“No no no no no you aren’t going anywhere like that without me.”

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[monstrousmemory]

He has dug his grave an he knows it. Now time to jump in and cover it up before Joseph gets him!

[monstrousmemory]

” we really just went ‘gun’ as soon as we saw Percy. “ for Andrew

It wasn’t a secret that Percy was one of the most loathed hunters in the game and luckily they rarely ran into him. However, they were matched up today and he and the embalmer managed to find guns in two different chests. When the hunter approached, as if one instinct, they both fired and ran the hell out of there.

Now they crouched behind a wall, hoping to not be found, their teammate likely wondering just what was going on. What a pain it was trying to be a rescue against Percy, sometimes it felt as if there were no point. “Who would not? He is a pain to deal with.”

[monstrousmemory]

“ Apologies, should I have said horny for Claude? Do you prefer that instead? ” for Andrew // I'M SO SORRY ASDAFASDF

That was certainly one way to grab his attention in the middle of a match. The grave keeper’s face immediately heated up as he whipped around to face the photographer. When did he find out about them? Surely he was a dead man now, but he also hoped Joseph didn’t think horniness wasn’t the only element to his relationship with his brother.

“That is none of your business Mr. Desaulier!” Andrew spat out quickly before sprinting away, knowing full well he probably just aggravated the hunter more. Oh well, so long as he could kite the other and prove useful for this match to his other teammates.

[aesopsmemes]

Things that were said in our discord server

[ There are sentences taken out from a discord server with friends. Some of these things are nsfw-ish, so beware! Change whatever you want on it. Have fun! ]

“ Do you want to tell us that you want to slap his ass? There is nothing to slap there.”

“ Please go and tell the story or else [ Name ] continues to talk about dicks. ”

“ Doritos locos tacos more like doritos [ Name ]. ”

“ Apologies, should I have said horny for [ Name ]? Do you prefer that instead? ”

“ WHY DO YOU WANT ME TO STEP ON YOU THIS BADLY? ”

“ [ Name ] why are you so horny ”

“ What would you do to prevent me from murdering you? ”

“ His head is as big as [ Name’s] tiddies”

“ Is that the face of a kinkmaster? ”

“ [ Name’s ] dark secret being their whole identity being a lie while he thinks they’re a furry. ”

“ Time for [ Name ] to go back to sleep. ”

“ Adios bitchachos. ”

“ So then we can proceed to vore it. ”

“ He can also crush [ Name ] in between his boobs if anything. ”

“ I HAVE ALIVE A KISS AFTER.”

“ God I have nice feet if only there were people interested. “

” I’m on a complete new level of becoming insane. “

” Get the chancla it’s over for him. “

” ITS MY HOUSE I MURDER HIS ASS BACK. “

” we really just went ‘gun’ as soon as we saw [ Name ]. “

” ALSO SIR THIS IS LIKE THOSE 9-n-1 SHAMPOOS AS A WEAPON “

” the tiddy towerssss. “

” Also I wanna get one assigned too i can’t furry assign myself. “

” GUYS, LIGHTEN THE FUCK UP “

” Like, I didn’t blow a mine- “

” I don’t have the kink- “

” I don’t have a soul either. “

” If I can pay back in [object] let me know - Feet pics??? “

[ohisms]

𝑫𝑬𝑨𝑻𝑯 𝑶𝑭 𝑨𝑵 𝑶𝑷𝑻𝑰𝑴𝑰𝑺𝑻 .    (   lyric starters  originating  from  the  works  of  grandson .   mature  &  dark  themes  are  present ,   tread  with  caution .   ) 

❛  tell  me  what  you’re  trying  to  hide .  ❜ ❛  look  me  in  my  eyes ,   tell  me  everything’s  not  fine .  ❜ ❛  i’ve  got  a  secret  i  need  you  to  keep .  ❜ ❛  beg  me  for  mercy .  ❜ ❛  i’m  not  so  brave ,   &  i’m  not  so  smart .  ❜ ❛  i’m  doing  you  a  favor .  ❜ ❛  i  did  a  lot  wrong  that  i  can’t  make  right .  ❜ ❛  i  can’t  cope .  ❜ ❛  there’s  no  difference  between  you  &  i .  ❜ ❛  there’s  no  way  of  stopping  this .  ❜ ❛  is  there  anybody  out  there  that’s  paying  attention ?  ❜ ❛  i  try  to  do  my  part .  ❜ ❛  how  did  we  get  here ?  ❜ ❛  one  day  i  know  i’ll  regret  it .  ❜ ❛  i’m  in  love  with  the  pain .  ❜ ❛  idle  hands  are  the  devil’s  best  friend .  ❜ ❛  won’t  you  help  me ,   please ?  ❜ ❛  we  might  not  make  it  ‘til  the  morning .  ❜ ❛  i’m  a  sick  joke .  ❜ ❛  we’re  stronger  when  we’re  together .  ❜ ❛  it’s  the  same  shit ,   just  a  different  year .  ❜ ❛  i’m  terrified  none  of  it  matters  at  all .  ❜ ❛  i’ve  gotta  get  out  of  here  as  quick  as  i  can .  ❜ ❛  there’s  a  knock  at  your  front  door .  ❜ ❛  beg  me  for  mercy .  ❜ ❛  do  exactly  what  you’re  told .  ❜ ❛  don’t  listen  to  them ,   you’re  not  free .  ❜ ❛  there’s  nobody  that  can  stop  me .  ❜ ❛  i’ve  got  one  life  so  i’m  gonna  live  it .  ❜ ❛  i  don’t  want  to  move  on .  ❜ ❛  where  the  fuck  do  we  go  now ?  ❜ ❛  my  heart  keeps  fucking  up  the  motherfucking  plan .  ❜ ❛  i’m  done  playing  games .  ❜ ❛  nobody  make  a  sound .  ❜ ❛  the  higher  the  crime ,   the  harder  the  fall .  ❜ ❛  everybody  told  me  ever  since  i  was  young ,   i  should  bite  my  tongue .  ❜ ❛  i  don’t  know  where  i’m  gonna  go .  ❜ ❛  i  will  not  apologize .  ❜ ❛  i  think  it’s  time  for  a  change .  ❜ ❛  get  down  on  the  ground .  ❜ ❛  sometimes  the  bad  guy  wins .  ❜ ❛  this  is  my  one  shot  at  redemption .  ❜ ❛  i’m  looking  up  at  rock  bottom .  ❜ ❛  i  don’t  want  to  get  left  behind .  ❜ ❛  is  this  what  you  wanted ?  ❜ ❛  i  wish  i’d  read  the  signs  better ,   ‘cause  the  writing  was  on  the  wall .  ❜ ❛  i’m  just  trying  to  get  used  to  these  changes .  ❜ ❛  i  thought  i  had  the  upper  hand .  ❜ ❛  one  day  you’ll  understand  why  i  pushed  you  away  as  i  ran .  ❜ ❛  what’s  your  alibi ?  ❜ ❛  i’ve  gotta  get  out  of  this  town  somehow .  ❜ ❛  the  bad’s  been  slowly  getting  worse .  ❜ ❛  what’s  your  life  worth ?  ❜ ❛  i’m  still  trying  to  find  my  identity .  ❜ ❛  somebody  call  the  doctor !  ❜ ❛  that  which  you  fear  is  that  which  you  become .  ❜ ❛  does  any  of  this  pain  have  meaning ?  ❜ ❛  i  was  in  over  my  head .  ❜ ❛  should  we  just  say  ‘to  hell  with  it  all’ ?  ❜ ❛  i’m  gonna  get  away  with  it .  ❜ ❛  you  think  that  you  can  stop  me ?  ❜ ❛  this  isn’t  gonna  be  some  little  fix .  ❜ ❛  i’m  sick  of  being  an  optimist .  ❜ ❛  don’t  resist  the  temptation .  ❜ ❛  we  can  all  be  saved .  ❜ ❛  i  want  to  feel  something .  ❜ ❛  i’m  feeling  all  this  pressure ,   it’s  a  weight  on  my  shoulders .  ❜ ❛  i’m  looking  for  the  proof  that  i’m  alive .  ❜ ❛  all  i  ever  wanted  was  a  little  piece  &  quiet .  ❜ ❛  i  am  the  thing  you  created .  ❜ ❛  i’ve  tried  getting  better ,   did  all  of  the  twelve  steps .  ❜ ❛  if  you  love  me ,   let  me  go .  ❜ ❛  you  deserve  all  you’ve  got  coming .  ❜ ❛  i  spent  my  last  dollar  on  a  motherfucking  cab .  ❜ ❛  i’ve  got  no  hope ,   not  a  sliver .  ❜ ❛  sometimes  the  good  things  don’t  last .  ❜ ❛  i’ll  do  anything  for  you ,   just  tell  me  what  you  need .  ❜ ❛  the  goodbye  is  the  hardest  part .  ❜ ❛  i  never  thought  it’d  come  to  this .  ❜ ❛  everything  will  be  okay .  ❜ ❛  i’ve  done  bad  things  to  good  people .  ❜ ❛  i’ve  got  no  self  control ,   it’s  the  root  of  my  evil .  ❜ ❛  if  i  were  you ,   i  wouldn’t  love  me  neither .  ❜ ❛  i  keep  on  looking  at  the  world  like  i’m  an  optimist .  ❜ ❛  we  can’t  go  back .  ❜ ❛  have  you  ever  thought  that  you  don’t  know  it  all ?  ❜ ❛  i  wish  you  would’ve  called .  ❜ ❛  save  me  from  myself .  ❜ ❛  nobody  really  cared ,   so  it  never  really  mattered .  ❜ ❛  what’s  the  point  in  fighting  for  a  happy  ever  after ?  ❜ ❛  i’d  rather  drop  dead .  ❜ ❛  don’t  give  up  that  easy .  ❜ ❛  i  can’t  keep  my  shit  together .  ❜ ❛  life  is  a  bitch ,   she  doesn’t  fight  fair .  ❜ ❛  i  want  to  live  for  something .  ❜ ❛  i  want  to  die  for  something .  ❜ ❛  this  won’t  last  forever .   nothing  ever  lasts  forever .  ❜ ❛  i  think  i  need  some  guidance .  ❜ ❛  you  don’t  have  to  hurt  anymore .  ❜

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