Call me M.

"You must've made some kind of mistake I asked for death, but instead I'm awake..."

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[paprika]

this was definitely my fav scene from tfios

[kemurikusa]

[wetfag-deactivated20170404]

*points at ur bulge* is this seat taken

[hozzdelight]

Girls are so bold that’s such a turn on

[wetfag-deactivated20170404]

im a guy

[hozzdelight]

Oops lol no thank you

[wetfag-deactivated20170404]

I never offered to give you anything

[bklynnico]

kinda cool to think how someone somewhere is having the best day of their life today. someone’s hearing “i love you” for the first time today. someone’s gonna meet the love of their life today. someone’s gonna get the job of their dreams today. it’s someone’s best day today. and guess what binch? tomorrow it could be ur best day so keep going

[fauxfable]

In 2018 all of our reaction gifs will come from old Barbie VHS movies

[cockyhorror]

This is the best news I’ve heard all week

[theopenscroll]

[sheikhzahir-deactivated20160528]

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The world @ America.

[backtoabnormal-deactivated20180]

So many things kill me in this video:

1. How she just tappin random buttons in the beginning

2. How she says “I am confusion”

3. The way she says “explain”

[polyglotfrog]

I thought I’d lost this forever. I will forever reblog.

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[queen-haiz]

when u find a girl cover of a song and she didn’t change the pronouns to make it straight

[just-shower-thoughts]

I hate those really vivid dreams that you’re still emotionally attached to after you wake up. You’re stuck, feeling for something that technically doesn’t exist.

[thewittyphantom]

[stability]

I aspire to be this level of extra

[notparkr-deactivated20200822]

anyone have any got damn idea whats goin on?

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[thecommonchick]

when ur life is a mess so you just sit there thinking about all the things you’ve done:

[theinturnetexplorer]

This is particularly sweet because that wolf almost undoubtedly didn’t have a pack. He was lonely. And then he wasn’t lonely: he had all the weird little squished stunted-development wolves and their weird bipedal not-wolves!

[garbageshepard-deactivated20200]

i am ugly crying like snot just avalanched out of my face i love dogs

[just-a-fat-bird]

@mizzwilde

[space-trash-princess]

This should be a children’s book

[letsgochromedome-deactivated202]

@followmeonelasttime literally crying here

[jewish-belle]

there is water in my eyes

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