Eldritch On A Ship

A Monstrum Ask Blog. Ask Anything, I Don't Care.

[stygianelegy]

well.

[pigcatapult]

This is it. This is the best meme.

[pinkniz]

Monster character: No one could love someone/something like me

Me:

[rionsuke]

The last thing you ate + the first thing you see when you look to your left is the title of your pretentious lifestyle blog.

Right now, mine would be called Pizza and Prints.

[swordshapedleaves]

Dochi and pillows

[vaspider]

Tea and Dogs. 

[authoratmidnight]

Chocolate and Notebooks

[prismatic-bell]

Soup and Tampons.

[newyorkcitywater]

Bagels and plant pots

[germs-in-theory]

Rice and The Dewey Decimal System

[gayemo]

Bread and wall

[lifeiscruelwithoutsound]

Water and chairs

[i-wanna-be-cute]

bagle bites and something that might be an urn, now that i think about it.

[pop-punk-anakinz-deactivated202]

Pistachio and Phone Charger Cord

[leg-stealing-bee]

Chips and mom

[everybodylovesronan-deactivated]

Mint and Book

[habit-you-whore]

Cookies and Walls

[juicw]

icecream and dishwasher

[murderleek]

Bell pepper and blankets

[thegreatgoddessnamedbees]

Canned Tuna & Mirrors

[monstrumomous]

Nutella and hair products

[monstrumomous]

Things that my friends (or strangers) have said, and fit some monsters, part...something, forgot the number:

Brute

"All my rage can't even fit half the page."

"You won't need to read the cover of the text book that I'm about to slam to your face."

"Dictionary? The fuck???"

"I ate paper for lunch."

"Why can't we cuss in our essays? It gives it more passion."

"From math to meth. This is why I stopped studying English."

Hunter

"Throw down or hoe down."

"It's smack ass Friday."

"*chanting* EAT MY ASS! EAT MY ASS! EAT MY"

"Eraser shavings are the forbidden sprinkles."

"One time I sniffed glue, and look at me know, crippling anxiety!"

"I love you baby, but whose dat bitch I gotta smack???"

Fiend

"On a scale of petty to bastard, how would you rate my revenge setup?"

"Please, if you wanna do something regretful, call one of the teachers daddy on purpose. Watch them squirm."

"I need to inject caffeine into my system."

"Imagine a time where I never have to worry about homework on the weekends. Now imagine my hands around your thighs, like, damn-"

"CHOKE."

"Oh my g o d, why haven't you slept. I'm supposed to be up at 3 and get up at 5, you have no excuse."

[monstrumomous]

Charlie, grown up, slamming pots and pans together: I AIN'T GOT NO SLEEP CAUSE OF Y'ALL, Y'ALL AIN'T NEVER GONNA SLEEP CAUSE OF ME

[monstrumomous]

Wraith: come over

Ika: maybe later

Wraith: I'm lonely and I wish to cuddle you

Ika:

[monstrumomous]

OF: Why is it, that when something happens, it's always you three?

Hunter:

Niomi:

Amadeus:

[monstrumomous]

Hunter: Are you ok?

Irellah: What is ok?

Hunter: Do you need to rest?

Irellah: My resting heart rate registers as a panic attack.

[bakkusan]

When you punch your friend in Minecraft as a joke and forget y’all were on a cliff

[develop-your-oc]

What stories can your OC tell that sound completely fake, but are actually 100% true? Did your OC learn or experience these stories themselves, or did they hear them from another source?

[bakkusan]

Niomi: “I once fought a god and didn’t get a scratch”

Hunter, sipping tea: “Yet OF fractures your hip during sex”

[monstrumomous]

[monstrumomous]

Charlie, older now: OF, where do babies come from?

OF: Many places. Most commonly, they come from reproduction, when a sperm meets an egg, and develops in the womb, the mother's stomach. Sperm come from most fathers, and most mothers have wombs.

Charlie: Oh, ok!

Charlie, turning around to face Hunter: You were lying! You said babies came from sex!

OF:

Hunter:

[naturlcauses-deactivated2024020]

make yourself 🌻

I was tagged by @halseyassthetics and @colson-sixx and I tag @mgkvevo @gardenbi @bubblegumxgasoline @napoleonrags @lucamarinis @onmyownreality @cantyou-saveme @prime-jive-39 @galadrils @uhlxis @ghouljoxter

Make yours here!

[uhlxis-deactivated20240102]

Thanks boo @wescoasts for tagging me!

I tag: @princessstevens @ch-llmonger @ohheyalex @evansstackie @great-neckpectations @spidermans-l-o-v-e-r and whoever else sees this and wants to do it!

Make yours here!

[great-neckpectations]

@coonflix @melaninpsycho @golden-ariess @dn-coralrose @crushed-pink-petals @honeychicana @peachyteabuck

Thanks for the tag @uhlxis

[urfavfujoshi]

@cocothewriter @peter-manparker @obamas-official-armpit @mbakusmbitch @blackreaders-assemble

[sunflower-honeyy-deactivated202]

Thanks @coonflix I think I captured my RBG perfectly lol

Tagging: @pebbles1aa @btsandgot7love @madamslayyy @awildblackkpopperappears @ch-llmonger

[free-range-tiddies]

I'll tag: @purple-apricots @numbah-5 @lovelynervouschaos And anybody else can jump in!

[fangedbratz]

YEEEEET

I tag @saitamastamaticsoup @websies @willsouless @miku-craft @loftwingsuarus @ch-llmonger @luvkiri and anyone else is free to try it out!!!

[arandina]

I'm definitely not this good looking

@scp-echo @nervousloveruniversityartisan @smol-gay-nerd184

[marianaechoes]

I love picrews so much.

@statuedocandfriends @unbalanced-chaos @hello-universe-lovers @dr-sokol

[swamp-gremlin]

Hhhnmmhnm rat goblin

@celestial-anthrax @7-tek @storm-in-a-bottle @guardians-kell @ask-the-clown-gremlins @camm-6 @the-anxious-lurker

[warm-blankets-deactivated202309]

@netches-and-nirnroots @heliorata @mysterious-nocturnal-being

(I wish I was this attractive ha-)

[night-sky-child]

@qrangeaftonda @celestial-anthrax @pizzeriafurryserialkiller

Make yoselves, huns ù w ú

[sir-maxwell1]

[monstrumomous]

Tis me

@thegreatgoddessnamedbees THE Y HAVE FRECKLES

[monstrumomous]

Hunter: If everything was made of jello, would you eat it?

Fiend: Don't be so fucking stupid Hunter. It's like wondering if we were made of tables and if we would eat one another.

Hunter: Implying tables aren't edible.

[monstrumomous]

Good.

[monstrumomous]

Chicken wings??? What are chickens? And why would you eat their wings that’s cruel. Understandable but still why eat?? Moldy cheese?? That’s kinda dumb to me, even if it doesn’t initially cause problems.

Second question first: j do it because it taste good, though perhaps the idea of mold may be unsatisfying to you. Which is fine! Everyone has a preference!

As for chickens

BEHOLD, A LITTLE LADY

[monstrumomous]

Fiend: Imagine how terrible it would feel if you dropped an antfarm on someone's head.

106: Fire ants are a pain.

Mordeo: I suggest bullet ants. Intense pain and comes in large sizes.

Hunter: What about crazy ants? Sure they don't sting, but they can enter your respitory system without issue.

Irellah: w h y.

[monstrumomous]

Hunter: If everything was made of jello, would you eat it?

Fiend: Don't be so fucking stupid Hunter. It's like wondering if we were made of tables and if we would eat one another.

Hunter: Implying tables aren't edible.

[monstrumomous]

You’re only delicious if you have soy sauce on you, it’s the rules. And??? WHY WOULD YOU EAT MOLDY CHEESE THATS NASTY!! YOURE NASTY!!! That’s like me eating moldy bread and saying that crap slaps like no it don’t??? It’s moldy??? You want like mold AIDS or something? Also I’m fine with being called cheese anon

Mildly allergic to soy sauce, will give a hard pass.

Because it tastes delicious with chicken wings.

It isn't the same, there is a certain cheese with a certain possess to make it.

Besides, the mold itself isn't harmful if injested. It's the bacteria you gotta watch out for.