Zombies Never Quit

Eli 33 Bearded & Tattooed I am a simple person with a mind that is filthier than a Sailors backside. I scream in a band called "Bear, Counterfeit" out here in Sacramento. Some NSFW posts, so stay sharp kiddies.

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meirl

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@ my mutuals who are too cool for me: im sorry i am like this

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I’m back 🤷‍♂️

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It’s....been fun?

But I think after so many years.... It’s time to say toodles from tumblr.

If you got IG or SC, hit it up before I erase this thing. 🤷‍♂️

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Oi, it’s been a hot min. Not like anyone gives a shit👌

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Letting stress get to me.

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Hydrodynastes gigas (False Water Cobra)

Lil Dan here is one of the 3 snakes that I own that is Venomus. But! Dan is actually a super smart snake in general and will not harm me because I’m not a dumbass and man handle him. He is super sweet, loves chicken, fish and rats. I couldn’t be more happier to work with such a beautiful creature.

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Night! 😌😌

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Gotta live them Venomus Snakes.

My beautiful Vera.

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Goodnight Tumblr. Leave me stuff to wake up to!

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acting cool but checking out the booty like