Zanador

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[doyoulikethissong-poll]

My fav version of poll song #854 tbh

Mash-up source: video by 5piersy

[xenbos]

[dingbats-dust-n-darkness]

undertale is a game about how losing a child can traumatize a whole community. deltarune is a game about how losing a child can traumatize a whole community and also their appliances

[dogger38]

Lil Butterfinger

[pissvortex]

Family in Buffalo genuinely just asked me if I would rather go to “Adolf’s” or “Nine Eleven” for lunch and they were being completely sincere

[zanador]

You want Gumpson? Of course you do you. Here's more Gumpson.

[ratsquinks]

BREAKING NEWS: miso soup the rat is very happy. peace and love on planet earth

[distractionsfromthefood]

[penny-anna]

what the hell is going on

[penny-anna]

i believe in you Binface. you can do it. this could be your moment.

[penny-anna]

Please god it would be so funny

[penny-anna]

there is no downside to voting for Count Binface. its not taking away from other candidates bcos they aren't any and the more votes he gets the stupider Farage looks.

[penny-anna]

for people out of the loop:

Nigel Farage is the leader of Reform UK, a far right party who are currently in the process of a serious bid to become the UK government. they are just straight up evil.

Count Binface is an intergalactic space warrior with a bin on his head. he likes to run as a novelty candidate in general and mayoral elections. a big thing he likes to do is run as a candidate against the incumbent prime minister:

(Also pictured: Boris Johnson, Elmo)

Anyway, in brief:

Nigel Farage is currently in the midst of a big scandal about his finances

He has decided to deal with this by 1) making a show of nobly resigning from parliament and then 2) immediately running in the resulting by-election

He has stated that he is letting 'the people' judge his actions and implied that if he wins that will prove that he has been exonerated in the court of public opinion

His goal was presumably to get a big resounding win over the other parties, proving that The People still love him.

the other parties have thus far decided that this is a 'vanity election' and, well, there is one very easy way to ensure that he will not beat any of them, and that is simply not to play.

and as a result the only person who has so far confirmed they are running against him is Count Binface. no matter the outcome this makes Nigel Farage look like, u know, a fucking clown.

[wiittyusername]

I think the funniest thing Toby Fox could do is not have Papyrus show up in Deltarune at all and then in the post credits after you you beat the game you'd see a message appear that says "you can now play with Papyrus" and then he'd be retroactively inserted into every single chapter like some kind of new game+

[imathers]

[everythingnowshow]

Don’t Leave The Matrix, Bro…

[iamyounicorn]

[guy whose bedtime is approaching fast] I need to write one billion words right now. and draw everything that has ever existed.

[zanador]

"Baby mode" and "god mode" should not both refer to a game being made easier. If "baby mode" is easy enough for babies to handle than presumably "god mode" should be so hard only a god could handle it. Or conversely if "god mode" makes you feel as strong as a god then "baby mode" should make you feel as weak as a baby.

Someone make a game with a "baby mode" difficulty that turns your character into a baby thereby setting your max HP to 1 and reducing your movement speed by 80% while also locking you out of several core mechanics.

[zanador]

I just realized Crusader Kings 3 has this exact mechanic. When I played it with a friend of mine they started the game as a 0-year old baby which lead to their country getting embroiled in multiple simultaneous wars and everyone hated them and by the time their character was 16 they were overthrown in a civil uprising and exiled from their own country. The majority of the buttons on the UI were greyed out and said some variation of "you can't do this because you're a baby". They were stuck in baby mode.

[homeofhousechickens]

Peanut trying to woo some shoes

[zanador]

"Baby mode" and "god mode" should not both refer to a game being made easier. If "baby mode" is easy enough for babies to handle than presumably "god mode" should be so hard only a god could handle it. Or conversely if "god mode" makes you feel as strong as a god then "baby mode" should make you feel as weak as a baby.

Someone make a game with a "baby mode" difficulty that turns your character into a baby thereby setting your max HP to 1 and reducing your movement speed by 80% while also locking you out of several core mechanics.

[zanador]

He's a good puppy 🥺