Z (inactive) Montparnasse Would...

one of the many Les Mis "wouldblogs."

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Now I ain’t sayin’ Montparnasse was flamin’, but GOOD LAWDY that boy was flamin’.

Victor Hugo, at some point, probably. (via fancifullauren)

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So does montparnasse have a thing with eponine or

I'll let Montparnasse field this one himself.  Sweetie?

Shut up.

I suppose that means he has a thing for her.  He only clams up like this when he's got a crush.

[cutecosettearchives]

who else thinks montparnasse would actually be really good at pole dancing? 

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[sweats profously] i… er„„. sjut re a l lyy like [coughs] montpa [checks notes] rnasse [breathes heavily] uhhh uhhh huh , „,

[montparnassewould]

Montparnasse would rather like you, too. He's quite fond of people who get flustered around him, after all.

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an art trade with my lovely Chris! He wanted Montparnasse and Eponine keeping eachother warm, so I hope this is something along the lines of what you wanted! If not, I’m happy to try again uvu  Check out this gorgeous piece he did for me! 

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Montparnasse wouldn't need red lipstick. The blood of enemies works just fine in a pinch, thank you very much.

Montparnasse would, however, have a collection of luxuriously dark shades of the stuff -- when he fucks, he likes to leave a mark however he can.

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What is Montparnasse's favorite flavor of ice cream?

Montparnasse is something of what I like to call a decadent traditionalist -- his favorite would be the richest chocolate you could find, drizzled with hot fudge and garnished with a black cherry.

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[francebeforeyourpantsmarius-dea]

montparnasse more like montparsass

[myrtlewilson]

made reblogable by request

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Montparnasse would be positively giddy over this ensemble.

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What if Montparnasse wants to steal from Jehan so he corners him in a dark alley but when he sees his clothes from up close he just whispers

oh no

in horror and lets him be.

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Montparnasse would.

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Anonymous asked: Montparnasse, it wouldn't be how I would fuck you, but how I'd let you fuck me. What WOULDN'T I let you do...

Montparnasse would like to express his, ah, gratitude.

(He's smirking; that's close enough.)

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Anonymous asked: What would montparnasse's favorite pickup line be?

Montparnasse would firmly believe that he does not need any; simply introducing himself and expressing vague interest usually does the trick.

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After a short and unintended hiatus, we are back in business.

The Mod!parnasse would like to apologize for our absence in the past couple of weeks; we intend on being more active, as summer is upon us.

Please do ask questions here and submit headcanons here, as it would please Montparnasse greatly to have something else to do with his ample time between criminal activities and general debauchery.

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Anonymous asked: What is it like to be in love?

Montparnasse wouldn't know what to tell you, since he claims to have never been in love.

Silly bastard, that one.

[deciduousgay]

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makemeakiwi asked: Your blog confuses the fuck out of me, but I'm addicted. Ehm, so... does 'Parnasse fancy any of the Amis?

Yes!  In fact, 'Parnasse has a massive thing for Enjolras (Enjolras is aware, vaguely, and somewhat paranoid about it), and would not say no to Jehan Prouvaire in his bed, if given the chance.