Gyp's Safehouse🦦

Too old for this (26)| She/Her | DM me for my list 🎭📽️ let's trade🫠

[aloyhh]

"omg you remembered!" of course i did. I have a file on you

[ceruleanheaven]

couldnt come up with a reply that would instantly reveal how funny and witty i am. must i die now

[laterkiss]

im a reblogger i will reblog

[shadowseductress]

do I weird you out or have I weirded you in?

[egberts]

the hand bones connected to the hand bone

the hand bones connected to the hand bone

the hand bones connected to the hand bone

the hands got a lot of bones

[br4instorm--404]

*to the tune of firework by katy perry*

do you ever feel like a maggot or a tadpole or a termite or a wasp I don't know

[brightgoat]

rummaging for an earl grey teabag like its a cigarette

[mousegirlheart]

[lobsterwizard]

yknow for a vegetarian i'm really into mincemeat

[sentimental-bookshelf]

Me, externally: *appears normal*

Me, internally: These are the ingredients you need when you're making a man making a hero quick as we can the nation's in need of a marvellous man a dependable dreamboat a shining example of what humans can be

[ewen-montagu-official]

Everyone: please have a drink tonight you're so weird when you're sober

Me, zero beers in: So you dreamt of being a pilot but you never got to fly so you dreamt of sailing the seven seas but never got to try well let navy lads get soaking we'll all stay nice and dry we shout to all the soldiers jump and hear them shout how high for we were made to give the orders while lesser men take heed for some were born to follow but we were born to lead ladies and gentlemen welcome to mi5

[aidashakur]

[dogpuppy]

[geyfrog]

Referring to someone as your “partner” sounds as if you are deliberately obscuring their gender and may subtly out you. “My ex”, however, is entirely unobtrusively gender-neutral. #breakupallrelationships

[guiltfactory]

tumblr is about tricking smart and funny and talented people into following me

[thesuperyapper]

Mutual I wanna talk to you but I don't know what to say. I really like you and I enjoy our interactions I think you'd be an awesome person to be friends with in real life. Please do not attack me with a sledgehammer.

[childsacrifice]

(no beers in) So how do you perceive me in the privacy of your thoughts