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I had a dream about a Luke gender poll and it was 2 characters called Mr Flainely and Mr Grairingson (neither exist .) and ALL the rbs were “MR FLAINELY SWEEP”

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LUKE GENDER POLL

Mr. Flainely

Mr. Grairingson

Voting ended onJul 12

#MR FLAINLEY SWEEP

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#just started dune and this is how about every character talks to paul #hello paul #as you know dhhdhdhjdgajscudufjvfjfb war #kdnmfbdogeudgdjjfovmvj you will die omapaoiwusudjcbncbfkdhysbfvfndkjj

the treble does not concern itself with what the other bells in the called changes are doing

#“One to Four”#“WHERES FOUR???”#bellposting on main #bell ringing #church bells #change ringing #campanology #late as hell to this meme #whatever #its tumblr dont expect me to be cool and on trend

reginald filibus is everything to me

#cw awful pun #sfthposting #sfth #shoot from the hip #reginald filibus

creatingblackcharacters

#Make Racists Scared Again 2026

petewentzisblack1312

we do have to contend with the fact that the reason there is this like perpetual conflation funnel that turns aave and other black dialects into 'gen z slang' and memes and the reason non black performers keep putting on blaccents and the reason pictures of black people just existing gets turned into memes is the same and its because its all minstrelsy.

#i saw someone point this out like??? ages ago???#and i cannot stop seeing it oh my god #you think this image of a Black man looking smart is funny because you do not see him as a person #you think using aave is funny because you see it as inherently improper unserious and rude #fix yourself #we need to start saying zounds or some shit again i give uuuupppp #okay i feel very high and mighty so i should say this is something you can & should phase out of your vocabulary #it may or may not take time but like. come on. join me. join me. join me.#lobster rambles in the tags

solo-walker

i've had this queued for ages

#shows up to the beginning of the month 3 days late & covered in motor oil

neonfretra

#theres no such thing as being too outside the norm to be trans #as long as you are not cis you are part of the community #ily it/its users!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

aspenoid

FUCK IT. I'm going to tell them tomorrow.

lobsterwizard

bro how did it go

#being even gayer than usual on main #anyway everyone look at my cool amazing partner!!!!!!!!

mistyintherivers

something something "the average country has 10000 prime ministers per election cycle" is a misconception. united kingdoms georg, which has had 10000 prime ministers since 2019, is an outlier and should have never been counted

#come on people we're almost 10 for 10 #10 prime ministers per 10 years #actually though im so tired of this #hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh #uk politics

yk, its still chair day in america

#sfth #sfthposting #chair day #sucking on chairs #pigeons of sfth #shoot from the hip

:O

:O to you too, see you on friday :>

#i can still tell its you hello #also jitterbug is back #help #queries and crustaceans

hnoc really resonates me actually (having to walk any distance in this weather)

#coincidentally hitting the phase i have every few months where i will exclusively listen to the mechs #in this fucking heat #the mechanisms #the mechs #high noon over camelot #hnoc #the mechanisms band