Wanna-be shitposter

[montylont]

Funny qoutes ive heard/said hub post.

I have no idea how to embed text on mobile.

Parts 1 2 and 3

Part 3 time. Most of the quotes from this and previous parts are from me bc i dont look at chat enough: Me while asking if i can put captur

Part 4

Funny or weird qoutes ive hear/said part 4 (Mostly what i said because i cannot remember what others say) Hub post Funny qoutes ive heard

Part 5

Funny and weird qoutes ive said/heard part 5 Me: "i found a scar! But what im gonna give to my enemies is a hell of a lot more than just a

Part 6

Part 6 of weird or funny quotes that i remember hearing/saying Me: "i've never been so greatful a child got kidnapped before" Snippet from

Part 7

Weird n funny stuff ive either heard/said part 7 Me, done with this shit: "Im going to fucking kidnap someone and harvest their organs and

Part 8

Part 8 of weird or funny qoutes ive said or heard. Mostly said. Me: "Everything has its own personality, even something simple like a rock.

Part 9 (thats right, i learned how to embed)

Embeds are broken because of the username change, ill fix it later.

Edit: another username change later and i STILL haven't fixed them... Soory 🥺

[introvertsnation]

@introvertsnation

My Instagram | Youtube

[pipsqueek132]

It's almost 5 am. I am still on the couch.

[doll-eyed-doe]

Me literallt right now...

[montylont]

I feel like we need to acknowledge this isn't healthy more often...

[dogpuppy]

[kittysworldforever]

st louis science center @ominous-signs

[ominous-signs]

Official ominous sticker

[dogpuppy]

[what-even-is-thiss]

Executive dysfunction is when there’s gas in the tank but no fuse. Either that or the engine is fine but the breaks don’t work. Or somehow both.

[pastabot]

today is not my birthday

[pastabot]

reblog if your birthday is not today

[yokowan]

Visit Original Link

[chongoblog]

Visit Original Link

Enjoy

[s-h-a-s-e]

[bitchautism]

the online identity and gimmick-ifying of autism is so odd. I'm diagnosed with autism and yet I barely identify with any stuff I see about it anymore. It feels like autism is being rebranded as the Silly Guy Disorder that gives you smart and beautiful hyperspecific interests. it's not that I mind silly jokes or being lighthearted about being autistic- but when the entire social movement is based around marketing us this way, I just can't help but feel isolated from it. it feels like I'm not the right kind of autistic. I'm not marketable and digestible to common audiences, and therefore I am discarded by the movement in the name of progress and acceptance. it feels foul.

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[acerby]

Shit I would do if I was a Stand user

[jelloapocalypse]

Visit Original Link

omg did you guys hear the latest announcement

[viralfrog]

[dragongirlbunny]

[eptck]

you have to be kinder to people with memory issues.

you have to be kinder to people who are slow processors.

you have to be kinder to people who don't understand your jokes.

you have to be kinder to people who forget important dates.

you have to be kinder to people with cognitive decline.

you have to be kinder to people who were always this way, too.

you have to be kind. you have to be kind.

[markovchaingang]

RULES FOR DATING MY DAUGHTER:

my daughter cannot, through action or inaction, harm a human or allow a human to come to harm

a daughter at rest or in constant motion remains at rest or in constant motion unless acted upon by another force

daughters are never created or destroyed, only transformed

always treat every daughter as loaded, even if you know she isn't

you do not talk about my daughter

[tripp-pants-sora]

time to break this out again

[d6b-onion]

this video has been going around for a while but the English subtitles didn't match the energy of the spoken French at all. i had to fix it.

reblog to spread this version