Nuttybeans

Hey ghouls, the bois are here

[batteryacid-and-zotz]

Do tom and tord know that they cuddle at night?

They both know that it happens, but neither mention it and just brush it off as moving in their sleep.

(Tom’s a cuddler) :)

2/2

[lionfloss]

source

[hippano]

i cannot stop thinking about this

[kaz-brekkers-left-glove]

you and i have begun to blur

[oldwitchsleep]

(i have more!) will graham + textposts

[engulfes]

HATE when you’re inserting your email somewhere and literally from the first letter the website is like “invalid email address” like yes i know. I’m typing it right now. My email address is obviously not just the letter ‘m’. Stop

[skissblock]

a part of me, apart from me

[skissblock]

Everything’s worse

[shugapools-deactivated20230228]

🥴🥴💞

[pangur-and-grim]

so much care put into housing this aging spider. why are my eyes wet

(tiktok link)

[geminiagentgreen]

She is just a little old lady…getting help to do young lady things.. …

[shutyourmoustache]

So you don’t have to watch the video every time you need one of these hacks immediately:

1. If you feel nauseated, smell rubbing alcohol.

2. If you feel like throwing up, start humming.

3. If you have a runny nose, put your tongue to the roof of your mouth and press your thumb to your forehead for about 20 seconds.

4. If you have a headache, pinch the webbing between your fingers and rub it back and forth for about 1 minute.

5. If you’re lightheaded from standing up too quickly, clench your butt cheeks.

6. If your arm’s dead/has the pins and needles feeling, rock your head back and forth.

7. If you need to pee badly, think of sex to trick your brain and relieve the pressure.

8. If you have a migraine, stick your hands in ice water.

9. If you wanna calm your racing heart, blow on your thumb.

[natandacat]

If you're lightheaded while standing up, opening and closing your fists is also something to do. Also try stretching before getting up!

(These are vasovagal syncope tricks, to get the blood pumping where it should be)

[shutyourmoustache]

Thanks for adding another hack!

I used the humming one when I randomly started dry heaving today, and that shit worked so fast!👌🏼

[memeuplift]

[logarto]

rudy time

[panwithafrogman]

I wish it was rudy time all the time

[fluffyblanketssupreme-deactivat]

hihi hair go whoosh

[zachdoeslife-deactivated2020040]

Important discoveries being made over here.

[cymbal-5-deactivated20240905]

oh my god😂

[corny-calypso]

longlifebrooke

[thesporkidentity]

[audio transcription: So I’m sure we’ve all seen the videos recently of these things *squeezes the honking chicken several times* little chickens. Um. Well, so I discovered recently that if you pull the head off and then pull the noisemaker out it’s the right size that you can stick it in the end of a trombone mouthpiece. And then *deep breath* *the loudest, most horrible blatting noises* Yeah.]

[forbiddenseason]

Has science gone too far

[pollackpatrol]

y’all i truly do understand that being depressed is hard as shit but you cannot be dropping how much you hate yourself into completely unrelated conversations

[giveemhellbaby]

What if I say it in a funny way tho

[pollackpatrol]

its not actually that funny, it’s actually really uncomfortable

[fuckyeahmarxismleninism]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

when is it coming

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

when is it coming

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

when is it coming