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beau / 30+ / he/him or it/its

[boyish]

beau | 1994 | he/it

before you follow:

i'm transgender and polyamorous and queer and aroace! i'm in a relationship with my wonderful captain and i have a really precious metamour and my qpp prism is kind of my mom and my dad and my white picket fence nbd. i'm big gay.

i am anti-censorship: censorship is bad and will only end poorly for marginalized people. anti-shippers of all cloths are pro-censorship and are bad for both victims of sexual abuse and bad for people with OCD. there is nothing you can do to convince me away from either of these stances. i don't say this in challenge: i say this so you know that i will block you if you try. i don't have the energy for arguing.

i'm old-school fandom. i multiship. i frankly don't like the idea of ~so-and-so's one and only~. "shipping" includes friendship to me. me shipping something has more to do with the dynamics between the characters than lines between relationships.

i have a very bad memory and i'm autistic. i'm going to be blunt and i'm going to forget things. if you can't rock with that please fuck off (genuinely: please. i don't have the energy for that). like‚ my memory is so bad i'm putting my birth year instead of my age because if i don't it'll stay the same for several years.

i'm radically inclusive. what that means for me is that i'm going to take you at face value on your identity and believe that you know more than me about it. i'm also gonna assume this of everyone. i don't care if you don't understand how a lesbian can be bisexual: the bisexual lesbian in question knows what it means and if you're polite you could just ask. it costs $0 to respect people.

i'm a fox therian. i'm also fictionkin. technically i'm also a fictive. i won't post about it much but i am a system. kin blog @usbkin

i ship youtube personas. specifically i ship hermitcraft characters‚ and i have no interest in content creator shipping content‚ but i also am never going to tell people not to make it. RPF is valid and has been happening since literally the dawn of storytelling. yes i did start this bullet point that way on purpose to grab attention.

tldr: taken. don't be an asshole. use words people ask you to. censorship bad. i'm a kinnie.

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[depsidase]

[shegs]

I FOUMDH IT

[princess-anri]

Regular Couple

[pawhold-deactivated20180415]

this ended homophobia

[nikoni]

happy pride month

[qelflinq]

Good evening ladies where u want to go

[boyish]

i'm so gay. i'm so FUCKING gay

[caniborrowurlighter]

do u want to play Love eachother forever with me

[ravioliet]

never kill yourself. you have to fill your mutuals dash with shit they don't care about forever, okay?

[depsidase]

[mistressaccost]

genuinely do NOT want the world to see me because i don’t think that they’d understand

[vyvilha]

isn't it ridiculous how you're only allowed to have types when you're into conventional appearance and conventionally attractive things. if you're into fat people you're immediately labeled as a fat fetishist but exclusively dating skinny people is just normal. if you're into muscular women you're a disgusting gooner with a muscle mommy fetish but if you're into muscular men you're literally just a regular person. thinking feet is attractive is a fetish but being into boobs is the normalest thing ever even though both are non-sexual body parts

[thingsfromthedirt]

Cosmos blanket

[animentality]

[estro-boi]

we gotta get back to torrent distribution, i just watched someone eat eight grand in bandwidth charges because they ran a direct-download piracy site with local file hosting through cloudflare. torrents were invented literally for this exact reason

[estro-boi]

torrents work like this

i have a file or folder on my pc that i want to share with other people. let's call it gayshit.mp3

unfortunately gayshit.mp3 is 750mb and im not paying for discord nitro so i need another way to send it

i put it into qbittorrent and it makes a torrent file. this is essentially a very small file that points to gayshit.mp3 so other computers can find it. kinda like a treasure map

i send this tiny file to my friend, who loads it into qbittorrent. their computer takes a moment to find mine over the vast expanse of cyberspace and then (as long as my pc is running and the file is still where it should be), it gets copied from my hard drive to theirs

this is the cool part: if somebody else loads that tiny file, they can download it from both of us. if i'm offline but my friend is on, the third person can still get it. this also means that if two people have separate halves of the file, they can download the other half from each other. as long as some combination of people have the pieces between them, they can all have the whole thing.

crucially this does not require a server!!! you can just upload the file to a few people and as long as they keep it, it's still accessible. as long as somebody, somewhere is still connected, it's available forever. the only way it goes away is if everybody disconnects from it.

please learn to torrent

[macleod]

How to Use Torrents (with Pictures) - wikiHow

An expert guide to get started using torrentsTorrents are one of the most popular forms of file sharing on the internet, accounting for over

always use qbittorrent, do not use bittorrent or utorrent.

[mx-dorkboy]

Anyway adults saying “I don’t know isn’t an answer” is part of the reason I learned to lie and bluff so well.

[mx-dorkboy]

Really though, what was that about? I don’t know is a valid answer. It communicates very clearly that the child cannot answer your question, and therefore maybe needs more help understanding the question/situation. Why do you try and push them to give an answer they don’t have? That stresses them out and it makes them feel like they’re being punished for not knowing something.

[logically-asexual]

i thought i was the only one with an “i don’t know” problem because my parents made it seem it was the strangest and also most horrible thing in the world. i genuinely didn’t know and they got angry and that only blocked my thoughts more which meant i didn’t know the answer to anything else.

[kitvalkyrie]

THIS ^^^

[nyxwoven]

Also “I don’t know” is a commonly used sentence for children with ADHD/Autism. We DON’T know why we can’t do our homework. We DON’T know why we can’t eat certain foods sometimes. We DON’T know why we forgot to do a chore. It’s really distressing when you genuinely don’t know and people think you’re just lying or indifferent

[jenny-holzer]

[dragosballz]

movie called technically blonde where she goes to trade school instead

[inertial-reel]

No but you don't understand. Rocking up to Welding class with 100% barbie pink tools is such a POWER MOVE.

"Jeremy, I'd really like my orbital sander back ^_^"

"... didn't know it was yours..."

(Legit excited, no sarcasm) "Someone ELSE has the original Box 20-Volt Brushless Cordless Detail Sander with Dust Management?!?!?!?!"

"...no..."

Teacher walking up like "Miss Woods, is that a nail file"

(Elle, blasting compressed air to get rid of the nail file sand)

"Actually, its an emery board. But yes! :D It's a finer grit than what we have, and I've always found these easier to handle"

"...Ok, fair enough."

Elle making friends with the 6 year old daughter of one of her classmates. (Child care ain't cheap, I get it. Bring your kid to class)

Elle learning how to drive a forklift/motorcycle/semi-truck

Elle giving an impromptu lecture in the break room about what gifts to give their wives/girlfriends/mothers

Fucking laser cut "bless this mess" sign on her locker (I lied. It would totally be live, laugh, laser)

Elle's car breaks down and 20+ dudes coming out to show her how to fix it. (And realizing her mechanic is ripping her off)

Every single guy in the building filled with instant despair when she gets with one of the butch lesbians in the program.

Gimme plzzz

[kla1991]

Proposal: She takes her car to a mechanic and it's beat for beat like the original movie scene at the dress shop, where the mechanic *tries* to rip her off and she nods along and then eviscerates her with precise technical details.

The rest of Elle's class now shun that mechanics' shop and tell everyone else to as well, so that place ends up going out of businesss, which allows someone else in the class to open up a sparkling pink and perfectly trustworthy shop of his own.

[spacemancharisma]

drugs are not evil & eliminating addiction isn't the endpoint of the universe