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yooo im sauz/sara and i am an awkward mess that curses way too much // 23 y.o; she/her // i have way too many kids (spain) // last url: turboemo

[ariespsyche]

FUCK IT DIVORCE ERA JAYVIK

[moodoroki]

don’t leave (me).

[moodoroki]

"my dear dandelion"

[ocdnatural-deactivated20220809]

when dealing with mosquitos do you:

leave them alone and let them hang out around in ur room (normal)

trap them with a cup and a sheet of paper and put them outside (mostly normal)

slap them in the air or on your skin (sure)

hit them while theyre on the wall or a piece of furniture so it leaves a stain (absolutely fucking deranged)

[asoftwrongness]

instagram | prints

[itonje]

so it’s the month of may huh?…well if you replaced the ‘m’ in may with ‘g’ well…you ‘may’ be surprised at what you find 😏😏

[guiltrose-deactivated20180203]

do me a solid and just reblog this saying what time it is where you are and what you’re thinking about in the tags.

[gamwthnzwhmou]

Reblog if you had a Tumblr for 5+ years

[chaosnightmare]

[roach-works]

reblog if you had a tumblr for more than 10 years

[manhattan-gamestop]

This video somehow pinpoints my exact sense of humor

[manhattan-gamestop]

I’m gonna scream

[rianphin]

[clamjob-deactivated20140702]

join tumblr

[omgciochemipiace]

🤣🤣🤣

[disgruntled-foreign-patriarch]

Stuff like this reminds me that not only are Elephants immensely intelligent and deeply social, they also generally consider humans to be legitimately “cute/adorable” in the same way we do for dogs or cats.

This playful elephant is likely acting accordingly.

[ironedorchid]

Elephant scientist testing whether humans understand object permanence.

[agni-bi]

This is the elephant equivalent of pretending to throw the ball and hiding it behind your back

[drtrinitysantos]

you know what? fuck this. fuck you. [unbisexualizes your misha]

[1dnatural]

why did he want to know how many bisexuals were in the room??!?!

[1dnatural]

[toastbutteregg]

[soupwife]

me everytime theres new spn drama and i'm trying to figure out the deets based solely on my mutuals second or third hand jokes about it

[soupwife]

figured it out thanks everyone!

[soupwife]

[anxietyproblem]