Moogle Girl

[swdburdy]

Asagi’s cgs

[oursuperadventure]

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[oursuperadventure]

the real sarah graley would never get pizza’d out

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[oursuperadventure]

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[geckghost]

[babil6]

[potter4ham]

[purposelessnessismypurpose]

A friend of mine nailing it today.

[theconcealedweapon]

Poor Person: I need food stamps so I don’t starve.

Conservative: That’s lazy. Get a job.

Poor Person: Fine. I got a job, but it doesn’t pay enough. The minimum wage needs to be raised.

Conservative: Still lazy. Go to college so you can get a better job.

Poor Person: Fine. But I’ll need financial assistance to afford college.

Conservative: Still lazy.

Poor Person: Fine. I went to college, put myself in debt, and got a degree. But the only jobs I can get without experience are unpaid internships. Businesses should be required to pay their interns.

Conservative: …

Conservative: Still lazy.

Poor Person: How the hell do you expect me to get out of debt?

Conservative: It’s your own fault. You choose to go to college even though you couldn’t afford it.

Poor Person: But you’re the one who keeps telling poor people to go to college. Are you saying that I’m lazy if I don’t go to college, and lazy if I do?

Conservative: Yes.

Poor Person: Then what the hell should I do?

Conservative: Be born rich.

[way-gone]

What’s weird is that I know plenty of people who’d call themselves liberals or moderates who talk in the same was these conservatives.

[clientsfromhell]

Client: Do you do lemonade?

Me: Do we do… lemonade?

Client: Yes, I was told you do that here.

Me: I’m sorry, this is a graphics and print shop.

Client: I know that. I’m not an idiot. 

Me: I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to -  

Client: Look If you can’t lemonade these papers for me then I’ll go somewhere else!

Me: Do you mean… laminate?

[cinnabear89]

RETAIL

[mydadisindianajones]

When judging people in Skyhold

Prisoner:

Inquisitor:

[musicalhog]

New Finding Dory trailer! [x]

[are-you-even-gluten-free-bro]

find a friend who feels this ways about what you hate about yourself

[n0kiv]

I cannot wait for this

[beanzinos]

[asian]

Obama lost to Clinton in the 2008 primaries but still won the nomination. Don’t give up on Bernie

[ebind]

I REALLY WANT DEADPOOL TO SHOW UP WITH THE AVENGERS AT SOME POINT AND NOT EVEN DO ANYTHING JUST KINDA BE REHEATING SOMETHING IN TONY’S MICROWAVE AND EVERYBODY’S ALL SERIOUS AND HE’S JUST EATING IN THE BACKGROUND AND NODDING ALONG AND THEN THEY ASK WHAT THE FUCK HE’S DOING THERE AND HE JUST CASUALLY JUMPS OUT THE WINDOW YELLING SOMETHING LIKE “SPIDEY CATCH ME” AND THEN YOU JUST HEAR A SPLAT AND HEAR HIM YELL “WHAT THE SHIT PARKER”

[side-lines-of-code-deactivated2]

He has to be reheating a chimichanga though.

[vertureoay-blog-deactivated2021]

WHAT THE SHIT PARKER

[themagicalworldsofband]

I want this. I want him to also comment on how hes not even allowed to be in this franchise.

[voiceofkiki]

I don’t even want it to be Deadpool explicitly.  I just want Ryan Reynolds to walk past the camera at some point, say “Oops, wrong movie” and then run off screen.  You want your license-preserving Deadpool joke?  There ya go, Marvel.  Enjoy.

[suicideseasonz-deactivated20160]

What a boss

[thexrealmtravelers]

AND IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

[honorarytenenbaum]

NO ONE’S GEEK GAME IS STRONGER THAN COLBERT’S GEEK GAME.

[marcholasmoth]

there may be a day I stop reblogging this, but today is not that day

[anyonelisteningwhoeveryouare-de]

I love how Franco just sits back and lets him go

[heroes-get-made-deactivated2022]

If it wasn’t for bad luck, I wouldn’t have no luck at all.

Albert King, Born Under a Bad Sign (via heroes-get-made)