hexbug

ic-holly warburton he him sideblog where i do whatever i want

[catamaurrr-star]

id like to add one more to the pile of things sei has said to king

[mookcounty]

just remembered making these in mspaint

[stellaroasis]

Paul McCartney crashing out over his hair and George Harrison bothering him with a toy of a dog

(no audio :/)

[ramgirlpaul]

I love pics of George where he's wearing his little hoops so I gave him bigger ones for my own enjoyment

[dailydccomics]

looking impossibly gorgeous whilst playing tennis [Tales of the Teen Titans #53]

[blacksvgar]

THE X-FILES — 06x20

[its-sweet-like-cinnamon]

Small Potatoes || s. 4 ep. 20

[rosenkranz-does-things]

sorry I couldn't resist

[cthene]

Is Fox Mulder the most comically-brutalized protagonist in television history? Not only is he shot and beaten up on a regular basis, but the list of extreme and exotic injuries he accrues over the course of the series has got to be some kind of TV cop record. The man is mind-wiped by the military in only the second episode. For any other TV cop, that would be a career-defining event, but it’s just a day in the life of Agent Spooky.

Bro was cocooned by carnivorous insects, thrown out of a nuclear submarine into the Alaskan tundra by an alien bounty hunter, beaten up by an invisible gorilla. He was experimented on in a Siberian gulag, drowned in the Bermuda Triangle, tortured by Neo-Nazis. I wonder what getting Freaky Friday-ed by a malfunctioning UFO cloaking device does to your gonads. How much radiation has he been exposed to? Someone test this man’s hair follicles. How many mysterious bodily fluids has he dipped his finger in and tasted at crime scenes? Dear God, someone test him for HIV. Imagine being the FBI doctor who administers his physicals.

Remember when the Shadow Government was putting LSD in Mulder’s water tank? Our boy got blown up in an underground train car and resurrected in a Navajo healing ceremony, and that’s not even the last train car he would get blown up in. One time, his lungs were filled with mutated tobacco beetles. Hoss let a quack doctor give him ketamine and drill a hole in his goddamn skull. In an unrelated incident, he had a chunk of his brain stolen. He was locked in a padded cell, trapped inside of a video game, and— of course —abducted by aliens. Fox Mulder was fully dead, and then came back to life after being exhumed, and nobody even seemed that surprised when he rolled up at the J. Edgar Hoover building like nothing had happened.

Am I missing anything? How is this man still alive? His body must be like a pillowcase full of broken lightbulbs. Every time he moves, you just hear crunching.

[farty-city]

why was he so baby girl???? why did they make her so fucking hot,?? we may never know…

Edit: x files sideblog: @scullymaxxing

[meowtalhead]

Funniest x files moment is the jersey devil episode when scully goes on a date and it doesn't go well and she has a character development moment about weighing how much she wants a normal life and relationship vs being dedicated to her career and the x files. And then it cuts to mulder looking intently at a drawing of a bigfoot with boobs

[loki-cees-all]

i cannot stress enough how fucking funny this scene was.

[suhmanthuh]

Gillian Anderson at the Academy Awards (2001)

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[thaern]

Photos of George with his sluty earrings 'cause yes

Edit: I just realized now that he (just like me) can't take off his necklace, he wear it everywhere

[sadistas]

geooooorge... geoooorgggeeeeeee....