I can only apologise

I sometimes remember to reblog things pfp picrew by @deathccino https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/2211729

[funny-tik-toks]

[targetedknowledge]

[byjove]

I never thought I would be siding with the pope’s involvement in politics and cheering him on. I will say that.

[byjove]

[dailycatsblog]

[kittybroker]

Devoted ikea rat enthusiast full of love and joy! Devote yourself to this kitty and his rat today for only $16.56!

[stasi-informant-deactivated2021]

[dolphinsareevil]

two completely different kinds of unfunny people colliding to make one of the funniest things I've ever seen like matter & antimatter

[thesassycat]

You can only reblog this today.

[askjennaflorida]

I missed my chance last year. Not gonna let it happen again

[strange-aeons]

(thanksgiving turkey meme) idk who needs to hear this but (you all do, it's important) the 20th anniversary of the publication of my immortal is March 6th 2026

[lu0niiel]

i shoudl maybe like. actually post about my characters,, but the scary and the effort,,,

[beardedmrbean]

Sometimes country girls need to come up with alternate plans

[dogpuppy]

[mono-red-menace]

[shadowgremlin]

My wife’s idea of decompressing after the busy holiday was to rearrange every piece of furniture in our home is this an ADHD thing or just a her thing

I’m not complaining the way she’s done it is much better than it was it’s just like how is this your idea of a relaxing weekend

[kaity--did]

Listen I don't get to decide when the drunk elf that is my executive actually does the functioning but when he does we have a SMALL WINDOW OF TIME before he finds the schnapps again and we're done

[honeysbunchesofoats]

[kaity--did]

yes this exactly

[luminouspica]

So to me, there are spoons (general energy cost) and carnival tickets (specific energy cost).

Spoons can be used pretty much anywhere.

Carnival tickets are only good for the carnival, and it’s only in town for a limited amount of time.

So like, if I get “kitchen cleaning” carnival tickets, I can’t use that to clean my bedroom, that’s not where the carnival is.

[lingonberry24]

phrase added to permanent vocabulary

[brucebocchi]

[justdrawtheworld]

Reading VtM 20 anniversary, it’s freakier than v5 😳

[mariacallous]

[techne-makre]

[ooppo]

I remember one time I got INSANELY high off of edibles while playing Among Us, and it quickly became apparent to the other players online. I forget how honestly but literally anything "sus" I did was ignored by everyone because I was so fucking high. I tested this theory by standing in front of a body and the person that actually reported it didn't even mention me. The funniest part was when I was trying to do wires, I kept fucking up over and over again, so I was just standing in front of wires for actual minutes trying to figure it out. A small crowd of players gathered around me to watch and would get mad every time someone reported a body or emergency meeting because "she's never going to get her tasks done if you keep interrupting them." I don't think anyone cared about winning at that point, they just wanted to see the high crew mate succeed in her tasks.

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

gnomes in a tree stump weeping with guilt as they turn their lollipops in the keyholes to arm and launch the intercontinental ballistic thistle

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

their commanding gnofficer standing behind them with a pine needle saying he won't hesitate to gnexecute them for defying a direct gnorder

[cor-vent]

Butcher's Nails would fix me