Moona

[scribbling-bunny]

welcome to my newest obsession

[tazdaunicorn]

‪“Twistin the night away~” 🕺💃💃‬

[incorrectklaus]

Klaus: Hey guys, do you want a tarot reading?

Luther: Those are pokemon cards

Klaus: You got a Bidoof. It means fuck you

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i’ve been cooking for myself for a decade and i today just now for the very first time found out the difference between virgin and regular olive and that the difference is important. (virgin has more flavor, better in salads etc, regular has a high burning point, better used for cooking.) i have burned so many dishes bc i used virgin oil to cook when i used have been using regular

[vongolasimon0027]

Gaud, you gotta stop sacrificing the virgins just for cooking

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

excuse me for being on board the FLAVOR TRAIN

[moona-on-mars]

extra virgin olive oil has never even held hands

[moona-on-mars]

If there is the existence of midget gems, does that imply the existence of giant gems and if so, where can I find them

[everythingfox]

(via)

[okmayor]

no thanks, bob

[moona-on-mars]

I just ordered domino's and checked on the little robot thing telling me how cooked it was, and then it went "How are we doing on the uprising" "oops wrong chat" like???? my pizza robot is taking over the world???????