If Percy Jackson rated the Greek Gods:
Zeus: 4/10 has tried to kill me several times but did make Thalia and my bro Jason
Hera: -10/10 erased my memories and hates my girlfriend
Poseidon: 100/10 that’s my pabby
Demeter: 7/10 seems pretty chill, wanted me to eat cereal so she cares about my nutritional well-being I guess
Ares: 0/10 tried to fight me when I was 12 very aggressive
Athena: 6/10 can be helpful but also very scary when you date her daughter
Apollo: 5/10 very self-absorbed but has calmed down since he got acne
Artemis: 7/10 very cool but tried to take away Annabeth
Hephaestus: 8/10 helped us out but also sent us into an active volcano so mixed feelings
Aphrodite: 6/10 said she was going to make sure my love life was interesting and oh boy did she deliver. I do like Piper though so she gets points for that
Hermes: 9/10 awesome, hasn’t even tried to kill me once, sent me to Paris on a date, has dope snakes
Dionysus: 2/10 can get a better score when he learns my name