I can't think of anything poignant to put here

say lah vee

[plasmapop]

09/04/2026 • every time @softinvasions writes a villanelle about how sonnets suck i write another suckful sonnet*. metrical malpractice!

*sonnets do not even have to have 14 lines if you are pure of heart and sonnetpilled enough

[fallout-lou-begas]

it's finally that time of the year again for the clinically depressed newscaster describing february with disco elysium music

[christianstepmoms]

And I worked with a man called Squidward. And he was a Protestant man, but we were the best of friends. But by God, he was crabid as a bag of cats. He was an auld grump. And he'd be big into the flutes and the Oboes and things like that. He lived in a big stone head.

[michelleion]

you really do have to watch the video, it's everything

[nattousan]

ladies and gents may i present you with my favorite photo of Ella Fitzgerald ft. that guy

homie was down bad, and can we blame him?

[hopeless-eccentric]

that guy is jazz trumpeter dizzy gillespie! i think it was the smithsonian which just found a second angle of this moment and .

yeah, me too dizzy

[kuroshimae]

helen walne photos that make me feel a certain way

[mychemicalraymance]

Ohhhhh my god you're fighting in the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny? Should we tell everyone? Should we throw a party? Should we invite Gandalf the grey and Gandalf the white and Monty python and the holy grail's black knight and benito mussolini and the blue meanie and cowboy curtis and jambi the genie, robocop, the terminator, captain kirk and Darth Vader, Lo Pan, superman and every single power ranger, bill s preston and Theodore Logan, Spock, the rock, doc oc and hulk hogan?

[finally-figured-it-out]

There was a young man from Peru

Whose limericks stopped at line two

[finally-figured-it-out]

There once was a man from Verdun

[genteelblackhole42]

There once was a man from the sticks Whose limericks stopped at line six. They were fine till line five Then they took quite a dive — But the problem is easy to fix If you just ignore the last line, it doesn't even follow the rhyme scheme oh god I've really lost control of this thing I'm so sorry...

[shredsandpatches]

There once was a man

From Cork who got limericks

And haiku confused.

[ruckuscauser]

There once was a man from the sticks

Who liked to compose limericks

But he failed at the sport

Because he wrote them too short

[rat-girl-big-tits]

@limerickshere

[fremedon]

There once was a fellow named Dan, Whose poetry never would scan. When told this was so, He replied, "Yes, I know-- It's because I try to squeeze as many syllables into the last line as I possibly can."

[paulgadzikowski]

On Tumblr did lasses and lads Their way with fail poetry had. You're having your fun But you're fooling no one - It takes skill to do something this bad.

[lunetta-suzie-jewel]

my name is cow

and when i see

this tumblr post

it gives me glee

i think real hard

for words to pick

so i can fail

at limerick

[mrvelocipede]

There once was a [person] from [place],

Whose [body part] was [special case].

When [event] would occur,

It would cause [him or her]

To violate [law of time/space].

[tabloidsores]

I bet it feels good as fuuuuck to slightly draw your sword with all the other knights in anger when a treacherous knave shows their face in the court

[greenfinches]

king of edible leaves his majesty the spinach

[chotomy]

Iliad mini comix, books 1-8! yes i am going to do all 24 books! pray for me!

more iliad stuff

more ancient studies comics

part 2/part 3

[mrmousetolliver]

LA Cares AIDS campaign (c.1984) starring Zelda Rubinstein Zelda Rubinstein was a little person (the term she preferred) who began acting in her 40's. Her big break came in 1982 with her role as Tangina Barrons in the film Poltergeist.

In 1984, she was the the central figure in a series of advertisements, directed towards gay men specifically, promoting safer sex and AIDS awareness. Rubinstein did so at risk to her own career, especially so shortly after her rise to fame, and admitted later that she did "pay a price, career-wise." "I lost a friend to AIDS, one of the first public figures that died of AIDS," the actress said in an interview with The Advocate. "I knew it was not the kind of disease that would stay in anybody's backyard. It would climb the fences, get over the fences into all of our homes. It was not limited to one group of people." She attended the first AIDS Project Los Angeles AIDS Walk. (Source:Wikipedia)

[theconcealedweapon]

Do you realize that all these ICE raids and deportation flights cost money?

Probably more than it would cost to just give every immigrant everything they need unconditionally so they can be the freeloaders that you accuse them of being?

[squishyskeleton]

Was literally just thinking, if the problem is that they don't pay taxes then why not just make them pay taxes? If the problem is that they're undocumented then why not just give them documentation? If the problem is that they don't speak english then why not just teach them english?

I didn't have to jump through all these hoops to earn my citizenship. I was just born here, so they taught me english and gave me documentation and made me pay taxes when I started working, and I was never once threatened with being kicked out of the country. Why are the standards so low for me, but so high for foreigners?

[moonaisles]

UNDOCUMENTED IMMIGRANTS DO PAY TAXES!!!

They pay billions of dollars in taxes!!!!

[ladysisyphus]

I did this to help illustrate a point I'm making in a different post, but I feel it's relevant above and beyond that specific context.

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

[cherubg1rl]

[firstofficerkittycat]

au where eberytjings the same but they have to go to five guyd

[taciturn-nerd]

Lady Susan would have sold her daughter to One Direction