Under My Bed

Just imagine a thousand screaming frogs in a trench coat and that's basically me

[hedgehogism]

due to the economy, free use kink now costs 2 dollars. Sorry

[damejoansutherland]

men need to STOP starting podcasts and START forming barbershop quartets. NOW.

[ieafy]

I can’t stop drawing mantises I fear

[otterpuppss]

please, a crumb for me? I'm wasting away....

[sanguine-humor]

phm is decently popular in japan and i mostly see this when i check twitter and see accounts posting pictures of handmade rocky plushies that are so fucking round looking it brings a tear to my eye

[sanguine-humor]

he keeps me sane

[boobookittenartblog]

from "The Queen in the Cave" by Júlia Sardà

[dogpuppy]

[mandywondering]

I mean, in some very interesting Technically Correct ways, they didn't actually die? Now, they're very much no longer alive. But the forces involved are such that they didn't get any of the usual cellular processes of death, they simply went from biology to physics in less time than it takes a signal to travel down your optic nerve.

[dietspam16]

if you go from biology to physics without dying first you don’t go to heaven the uber driver went over this already

[moonfire8]

As per my last reblog, dance dance propaganda:

[markovchaingang]

the dance dance rebellion has failed to become a dance dance revolution and the dance dance repressive regime has kidnapped your fellow dance dance radicals in the middle of the night and taken them to a dance dance re-education camp. they're gonna get dance dance relentlessly tortured

[dogpuppy]

[poetrylesbian]

[moonfire8]

Genuinely wonder how many people who overly rely on chatgpt actually just need text to speech readers

[kaijuno]

Alaska’s passive-aggressive map of the United States

[resident-idiot-simp]

[sosaysdean]

you go online and it’s everyone’s first day on earth and ur like fuck let me go touch grass and then you interact with the public and it’s everyone’s first day on earth

[chillyfeetsteak]

a few doors down from me my neighbors have a squirrel bar nailed to the tree in front of the sidewalk, not exactly this but something like this:

it's been there for years and they never "stock" it so it's just sitting there. anyway, i thought it would be cute to make a little squirrel out of sculpey and leave it on one of the stools in the middle of the night. i also made a little sculpey beer bottle with its own label.

it lasted exactly one day and now it is gone. it didn't fall off, i stuck it on with tape. what do you think happened to it? your most fantastical and wrong answers only, please

[chillyfeetsteak]

HUGE NEWS HUGE UPDATE

squirrel REAPPEARED today... NOW PAINTED

[chillyfeetsteak]

i wanted to provide another update because there has been more activity at the nut bar

a few weeks ago i sculpted a new patron:

and put him in the bar. the next day he was gone. a couple weeks later he reappeared painted... but with ANOTHER new guest: a 3D printed squirrel based on the first one i sculpted (with a bottle!)

:)

[lady-halibuts-chambers]