"I wish someone would make an anime about me"

fighting evil by moonlight, winning love by daylight.

[bender-rodrigas]

[ghibli-collector]

The Floral Art Of Studio Ghibli

[meadowsnbrooks-deactivated20210]

[moonprismpride]

concept

me, in the year 2040, getting ready for a fancy dinner party, standing in front of my antique gold vanity mirror, wearing a saint laurent f/w 2039 evening gown and cartier diamond earrings, taking a sip of champagne: what did you learn at school today, honey? :-)

my future child, laying on my king-sized bed with burgundy satin sheets: not much, in history we talked about the 2016 election. do you remember any of that?

me: drops my crystalline wineglass

[spookiejim]

[awesomevines]

[deweypetal-deactivated20161009]

LMFAO

[mcdungeon]

guys the first time I watched this vid I was blazed out of my mind and I thought I was actually dying and leaving my mortal body

[iguanamouth]

[tokyxlights]

[kilellekiano]

[vesseljosh-deactivated20161008]

you say i’m not alone, but i am petrified

[gideonseymours]

miscommunication as a plot device makes me angry

if you just talked to each other but no

[squirrelstone]

on the one hand i agree with this but on the other hand one of my coworkers rented an alpaca from a petting zoo and brought it to work because my boss said she wanted an alpaca sweater but the guy didn’t hear her say sweater and didn’t want to upset her by asking why the fuck she’d want an alpaca

[libraryoftheancients]

I think that highlights a good genre difference: miscommunication in drama is frustrating, overused, and just kinda shit. Miscommunication in comedy is fucking hilarious.

[mostlycloseted]

*•.

[moonprismpride]

Me @ 10 am: I have one job to do today

Me @ 10 pm: I had one job to do today

[houseofjosh]

“i’m a kitchen sink; you don’t know what that means…”

[rasengnn]

[xingyoon-deactivated20200722]

me: *is about to cry* me: *remembers there’s homework, report presentation, tests, papers* me: *reschedules tears*

[shirleyjacksons]

can we stop shipping real people. can we like not do that anymore ever

[theemermaidlifee]

Um…why?

[engel-tier-deactivated20180213]

Because real people are not characters. These people are complete strangers to us, and not all of them appreciate strange kids (and even adults) invading their private lives to get the newest scoop on who they’re dating or drawing explicit hardcore porn of them and their partner/friend without taking their feelings into consideration.

Unless someone has explicitly stated that they don’t mind being shipped/have fanart made of them in a romantic or sexual fashion, don’t do it. It’s creepy.

I’ve seen a lot of YouTube stars have to come out and ask people to stop the massive shipping campaigns for them because it made them/ their partners uncomfortable.

You wouldn’t do it to a stranger on the street, don’t do it to a stranger behind a computer screen.

[sqwdink]

Stop it. It’s fucking gross.

*cough cough* Markiplier and Jack fans *cough*