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ladies and gents may i present you with my favorite photo of Ella Fitzgerald ft. that guy
homie was down bad, and can we blame him?
that guy is jazz trumpeter dizzy gillespie! i think it was the smithsonian which just found a second angle of this moment and .
yeah, me too dizzy
If humans were reconstructed from nothing but bones, they would 100% give us fur. The idea of “hairless except for the top of the head where the hair is actually the longest in the entire animal kingdom” would never come up
"They're going to bury you three feet deep, because you've only ever been half a man" sounds like a raw ass line from Shakespeare or something buts actually from me yelling at my cat for stealing my sandwich while I was getting a drink.
Bro got posessed by the spirit of a king who'd been betrayed by his eunuch advisor.
Color in the cosmere is such an interesting thing. Each shard's investiture has a different spike on a spectrometer. Roshar clearly has an RGB theming, Yumi and the Nightmare Painter is clearly doing a CMYK thing. Wherever Zahel/Azure are from (I think warbreaker?) Is clearly doing a hue slider sort of thing.
Say what you will about Brandon Sanderson, but he knows what women want*.
*to eat metal and kill giants while their trophy husband grows sexier by the day
*to make earth shaking scientific discoveries while in a toxic relationship with a beautiful, immortal crab woman
*pirate time with rat friend
*to possess their boyfriend so hard he swaps gender
*to solve crime with their two zany sidekicks
Do not go gentle into that good knight. He likes to be fucked much harder than that.
When Shallan and Adolin finally get to talk again:
Shallan: *don't joke about his leg don't joke about his leg don't joke about his leg*
Adolin: Oh Shallan, I don't feel so good, it's like I have...one foot in the grave 😃!
Shallan: YOU BASTARD! I WANTED TO MAKE THAT JOKE!
wind and truth era Kaladin
he's a horse girl. he's knows everything there is to know about swords and will talk about and to them for hours on end. he has saved the world with the power of friendship on more than one occasion. he once went to jail in solidarity with a friend. he helped create therapy and has no idea. he fought off a kind of immortal guy with a candelabra. he regularly talks to multiple talking swords. he's one of the best, if not actually the best, duelist of his age. he's an amazing tactician and no one talks about that. he's got daddy issues. he thinks about his friends all the time. he makes a conscious effort to learn everyone's name. he respects trans rights. he's a slut trollop at best (worst?). he once investigated a murder he committed. he's an amputee and has a prosthetic foot made out of talking armor. he turned down being a king and is now an advisor(?) of another nation. he has a complicated relationship with the idea of fighting. he fought off 20 men with only his talking sword and horse for help and won. he is so incredibly determined. he loves his wife and her alters very very much. his love for his friends has had a huge effect on the world. I didn't say his name but you hopefully know who i'm talking about.
Folk, of the cosmere fandom, I have a question. Give me your favorite quotes that are NOT mainstream. I don't want to hear, "Honor is dead, but I will see what I can do", ideals, "the next step", "you will be warm again" etc. I need your niche lines from different books that stuck in your memory but don't get brought up enough in your opinion. Some of mine are:
You know, princess, the worst part about being a mercenary is living up to the stereotype (it's so good in context)
I was a demigod for millennia. Now … I stand in wet clothing, shivering. (Leshwi, WaT)
Never let something trivial like a sense of humor get in the way of a good joke (Yumi and the Nightmare Painter)
I can no longer be silent this post drives me insane because it opens with "may as well dive right in" but then it's only like two sentences long! at that ratio of preamble to body you absolutely didn't dive right in, you dicked around saying nothing for nearly a third of the fucking tweet!
Just imagine being Adolin, the resident “normal dude” for a second throughout the books. Oh the crab people you were fighting ? Turns out they’re actually the native people of this world & also fucking your brother. Speaking of brothers, you have an extra one who you already have a homoerotic relationship with but that’s not that big of a deal. He’s also dead right now but he does that all the time so whatever. Your streak of bad luck with dating? Oh look you found the perfect magic wife good job. Just kidding she’s actually like 4 people & also stuck in cognitive purgatory. Also your dad is god, dead & also killed your mom but you got a message from your god-dad saying he was sorry right before he became your dead dad & honestly that’s all you really need. Also also you’re getting slutshamed by your sword, who is now your leg too.
& then you’re still just like “I’m the last normal guy in the age of the radiants”.
Brother.
Might have seen this, gotten curious, and found a pic of Walter with the hat.
I feel better knowing now. I hope yall do too.
Oh my god I thought . Well. Anyway
Please please please I know we all love Friends and Chandler was our favourite character and Matthew always put a smile on our faces and that’s all amazing but can we please please please talk about this:
“I've had a lot of ups and downs in my life. I'm still working through it personally, but the best thing about me is that if an alcoholic or drug addict comes up to me and says, 'Will you help me?' I will always say, 'Yes, I know how to do that. I will do that for you, even if I can't always do it for myself! So I do that, whenever I can. In groups, or one on one.
And I created the Perry House in Malibu, a sober-living facility for men. I also wrote my play The End of Longing, which is a personal message to the world, an exaggerated form of me as a drunk. I had something important to say to people like me, and to people who love people like me.
When I die, I know people will talk about Friends, Friends, Friends. And I'm glad of that, happy l've done some solid work as an actor, as well as given people multiple chances to make fun of my struggles on the world wide web...
but when I die, as far as my so-called accomplishments go, it would be nice if Friends were listed far behind the things I did to try to help other people.
I know it won't happen, but it would be nice.”
- Matthew Langford Perry
(August 19, 1969 - October 28, 2023)
fr if "this is no longer the queer joy show" for you, idk what to tell you. maybe next time try engaging with the actual story instead of the version of it you made up in your head
