transfems will really have the prettiest buttholes on the planet and not even realize it.
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transfems will really have the prettiest buttholes on the planet and not even realize it.
the morbius jokes got stale fast but sony misunderstanding them and rereleasing the movie only to cause it to lose even more money was an all timer moment. we couldnt recreate that situation if we tried
“Haha remember when murder-hornets were gonna be a thing? What a nothingburger.”
Yes, because the Washington state government activated like a sleeper-cell and ruthlessly, systematically hunted them down and annihilated them.
“Y2K came to nothing amirite?”
Yes because an army of software engineers working around the clock, losing sleep, and busting ass till the last minute prevented it from happening.
“Remember the hole in the ozone layer?”
You mean the one that was fixed through rigorous world wide government action?
One of the root problems of our society is a refusal or inability by media to articulate that all those “it’s gonna be an apocalypse” disasters were not disasters because we collectively did something about them.
The good news is this is actually quite correctable. I maintain my firm belief that we as humans are capable of solving almost all of our problems, when we decide to do so.
And I still think that’s going to happen. I don’t know when or how, but I do know that abandoning hope won’t help bring it about.
And I refuse to let the cynics own a chunk of my heart.
Happy Smallpox Eradication Day
I'm developing a theory that humans are capable of learning and understanding massive and extremely important information, but also just..."flavor of the week" when it comes to beliefs.
And unfortunately, human accomplishments tend to fall under "beliefs"
Which can change by whim.
I suppose that sort of flexibility is healthy, on an evolutionary basis.
"The watering hole is safe" is a fact until the tigers come and then no matter how much history you have with that watering hole, the fact that the tigers are there now means the water isn't safe anymore.
It might be worthwhile to revisit the watering hole again later to see if the danger is still present
If the tigers leave and don't come back, then it kinda feels like the watering hole was always safe... except that one time.
That flexibility becomes a problem, though, when it comes to stuff like Y2K and the ozone layer.
I still remember both of these as I actually lived through them. The ozone especially.
I remember thinking that I was going to see the end of humanity in my lifetime because we were gonna be too stupid to actually get our collective shit together and figure out how to fix the ozone layer
Some years back, I remembered and looked and figured out that like, yeah, we fixed it.
And now.... now it's climate change.
I actually got to have a hand in that one.
I helped electrify ships in Norway and saved one company $5.2 million just by fixing their communication equipment in a week. Then I went on to do at least 5x more over the next 10 months
Not just money. I stopped so much diesel from being used that the temperature over Norway that year went DOWN.
It's one of my biggest claims to fame. I altered the earth's climate. By myself.
My reward? My boss was a racist piece of shit to me and overworked and badgered and belittled me so hard that I got physically sick and had to leave the INDUSTRY.
So instead of this being the timeline where "that black trans girl showed the world how to save itself and all industrial businesses noticed that they could save the world AND save themselves money at the same time"
This is now "the timeline where there was a weird anomaly in the climate data exactly once and actually things went back to being just as bad as they were soon after"
We COULD fix the climate.
It literally wouldn't be hard.
The people in charge
Don't
Want to.
i have to share this post i just saw about the only woman in a hot dog eating contest beating all the men (from tiktok user linslayer911)
look at how fucking pissed off that whole line of guys is 😭 i bet this win felt amazing
if you're not allowed to leave your partner then it doesn't count as cheating 🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️ and if your partner decides that talking to anyone else but them is cheating then nothing at all counts as cheating! :D
"you should just leave instead of cheating on your partner"
it takes an average of 7 tries to leave an abusive relationship! 77% of domestic violence homicides occur upon separation
i don't think it's reasonable to tell someone they need to risk being raped and strangled to death just to have a pleasant & caring interaction with someone!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A thing no one talks about re: ADHD is that you can't... gain experience, the way other people do.
I don't mean you can't get good at things through repeated practice. You can do that, I have done that, but I don't trust it.
I was driving this morning and thinking about how I have never developed the blasé contempt for it most people seem to despite never having caused an accident in 20 years because my sense of time is such that I might as well have been driving for a week. I'm a good, safe driver, but I do not have a heap of confidence in my driving despite having regularly done it for two decades because my sense of time is such that those two decades may as well not have happened.
I finished editing a novel today. When I publish it, it will be the 64th novel I have published in the last 10 years, not counting ghostwritten work. You'd think after a decade and 63 novels I'd be confident that I was capable of writing, editing, and publishing a novel—even be confident about the timeline for this—but no. No, I feel like I'm doing it for the first time, every time, and I was surprised to have finished the editing at all, let alone on time. Because those other 63 novels were published in a past I have a vague at best concept of. I have a record that says it happened but I do not feel it.
I cannot trust my future behaviour because for me there is functionally no past. I know it occurred, I have records, but I don't feel it the way people without this kind of memory issue do. I feel inexperienced at everything I've ever done and I cannot accurately estimate my skill level at anything, particularly not on the fly.
I don't have a solution to this I just find it an incredibly frustrating phenomenon.
Happy pride to this guy's gay dog in Fallout Tactics
How would history change if John f Kennedy was killed by registeel
well first off, pokemon would be real
Only registeel would be real in this hypothetical
having invisible disabilities really shifts what your ideas of “personal information” and “privacy” and “dignity” bc u meet someone and you explain your situation for the past couple years with honesty and they’re like “wow.. it must be so hard to share that thank you..” and you’re like i mean yeah it’s just what my life has been.. and they give you the “😟☹️😅 yeah…”
like just saying “yeah so i went through several doctors who didn’t know how to treat me before i found one hospital that would..” or “i have a suicidal and depressive episode once every four weeks exactly” has gone from embarrassing to common small talk with cowkerkers or receptionist. if i want people to have reasonable expectations of me i have to tell them all my wide open dirty little secrets. while it’s nice to be accepted/accommodated or at least tolerated i do wish there was more grace and privacy with mental health/mental disabilities.
you can say one thing and have some privacy and dignity but no real concern- “i don’t feel good today” OR you can tell the truth “i feel like killing myself today” and feel totally exposed/humiliated and at risk of something worse. you lie and become “flaky” or you show up and become “an asshole” or you tell the truth and become a “psycho bummer”. pick your perception: lazy or crazy. either way nobody knows how to treat you
“Forced Intimacy” is a term I have been using for years to refer to the common, daily experience of disabled people being expected to share
cis men are doing forcemasc self hypnosis every day
cis men know that it’s possible to be amab and not a man and it’s their biggest fear
I’m coming for them.
I still am
Now I didn't expect them to go this far.
oh my god they really acknowledged that ribombee is based on a brood parasite!?!
So uh, weird question.
What does Milk do with her wool when she shears it?
I'm not sure if it would be weird or cute if she wore her own wool as clothes.
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just dropped the phrase "god forbid a girl have an intox kink" into a group chat with my cis guy friends, awaiting results
well the conversation stopped completely. god forbid a girl talks openly about her kinks
one replied "you can't just put kink behind something and make it a kink"
i fear the knowledge i have would break their feeble minds.
they don't realize you can fetishize anything
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@staff stop terming my friends. Why are you letting nazis thrive and terminating trans girls fifty times in a row
They reinstated Pjackk, a blog that's been abandoned for over a year before getting terminated, but none of the trans women who were termed for posting selfies and talking about their days
damn happy pride huh
reminder that staff never answered my messages regarding my original termination with nothing but automated boilerplate stuff until they blocked me from appealing.
Staff doesn't want trans women