The Penguin

Jules | he/him | ur sovereign | | terf dni |

[wern1c]

"hear me out" of my childhood

[airplanecrashingtowardstheground]

it's very sweet and soft that binghe showed up at shen yuan's door all nice and polite and had dinner with his family, but it does not compare to mobei jun crawling out of shang qinghua's computer screen like he's from the ring, scaring the shit out of him, ruining his new laptop and noodles, and needing to be immediately comforted by sqh for a whole hour.

moshang truly are The Couple.

[sapin7]

another version of me

[inknose]

the new scum villain extra has me doing what I do best: GOOFIN

[beez13]

The crime an the criminal

Shes somehow ripped open the bottom of her treats

[pussyronin-deactivated20260120]

tomorrow i will ride an elephant sized isopod into a crowded public area and we will all find out what happens next together

[oniongarlic]

[kayime]

each n every time Momo trying to reach out to He tian when he gone MIA

[kayime]

[technofeudalism]

[technofeudalism]

yeah i’m gonna have to disagree. if you’re not from here and you don’t have family here, do not come here. don’t come to the united states. they are gearing up to deport people from foreign countries to Guantanamo Bay without even notifying their home government. as in like… citizens of the United Kingdom.

the post means what it means. it doesn’t mean come to the largest city in the country with a police force that is extremely, extremely violent and as well equipped as most normal countries militaries or come to a state with a coastline. that is, in fact, probably the riskiest thing you could possibly do.

do not come to the united states. there is nothing here worth dying or being sent to a slave penal colony for.

[becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys]

We need one of those old fashioned tourism posters for the US with "There is nothing here worth dying or being sent to a slave penal colony for" as the tagline

[transcyberism]

I actually think it's so funny that the way a hormonal IUD works is that it just lies to your uterus and fools it into believing it's pregnant. but instead of a fetus there's just a little plastic doodad in there. I'm pregnant and it's The Contraption.

[transcyberism]

my dumbass uterus: "man this thing has been cooking for like 5 years I bet it's gonna be the most awesome baby of all time"

my IUD: still just a plastic thingamajig

[ajarofpickledtears]

[sacred-portal]

[atlasisreal]

they already peaked with the lighter lighter so. it's all clowns and hardware from here

[transcyberism]

I actually think it's so funny that the way a hormonal IUD works is that it just lies to your uterus and fools it into believing it's pregnant. but instead of a fetus there's just a little plastic doodad in there. I'm pregnant and it's The Contraption.

[transcyberism]

my dumbass uterus: "man this thing has been cooking for like 5 years I bet it's gonna be the most awesome baby of all time"

my IUD: still just a plastic thingamajig

[ajarofpickledtears]

[bodhrancomedy]

May I introduce you to my favourite Calvin and Hobbes strip which only got funnier when I got hearing aids.

[mayhemchicken]

wait actually i gotta reblog this again i just remembered an additional fun fact. sunday funnies pages were not created equal; some allotted less space than others. to make space? they would literally chop off parts of the comics. this is why many sunday strips have a Big Title Bar at the top, bc that was usually the part that got cut off. comic artists essentially had to account for that a big chunk of their strip was Optional Bonus Material that couldn't be relevant to the plot or punchline of the strip.

bill watterson? HATED this. he was in a constant battle with the presses to keep his strips intact. he eventually won this battle, forcing any paper that wanted to run calvin & hobbes to print the full strip. but in the meantime, you would get protest strips, where the top bar is essential for the comic to make any sense at all.

this? is almost definitely one of those. please picture with me living in a town with one of the newspapers that cuts off the top bar. imagine seeing this comic WITHOUT the top panel.

[hotpotpurple]

St. Bingzu in progress

[yuuuujayyyy]

Me when MXTX revealed that Jiang Cheng actually lost his golden core while trying to save Wei Wuxian...

[dinklebat]

an interaction im very tired of in online autism spaces. aka when you don’t have a special interest / when your special interest isn’t [character] or [fandom]

[dinklebat]

some of you did not understand this post. Hope this helps

[equalistmako]

let’s take that “one (1)” meme a step further & add emojis to the mix wouldn’t that be cool (😎)

[equalistmako]

[adamsmasher]