[nevver]

Interiors, Andy Dixon

[screenshotsofdespair]

[eternally-nerdy]

The duolingo owl, cocking a gun in the distance because i havent practiced french in a few months

[oneangryshot]

i don’t want any friends who are kind without really liking me and i don’t want anybody who is kind just so not to be unpleasant 

[sodiscreetlysympathetic-deactiv]

Why watch Rent Live though if you could just rewatch Lindsay Ellis’ vid essay about the show/film

[hello-its-bre]

i cannot concentrate ever

[dualityofmac]

the gang as bryan cranston memes

dee:

charlie:

mac:

dennis:

frank:

[the-memedaddy]

Me irl

[pacificwanderer]

Cautionary tales can get fucked. My entire existence has been framed around all the things I should be too scared to do.

Don’t climb too high.

Don’t run too fast.

Don’t play too hard.

Don’t go walking alone.

Don’t dress like that.

Don’t invite the wrong kind of attention.

Don’t be too smart.

Don’t be too loud.

Don’t be too giddy.

Don’t be a victim.

Don’t. Don’t. Don’t. Don’t. Don’t.

I don’t need anymore fucking cautionary tales in my media. Life and society have filled me right up with fear and I’ve had enough. I want stories that make me feel alive, and brave, and free.

I want stories that make me feel powerful.

And if popular media isn’t going to give that to me, then by all that is holy, I’ll tell those stories myself.

You should too. Write the stories that you want to see and don’t be content with the mediocre shit they try to pass off as good enough.

[sleightcheck-deactivated2019111]

the funniest thing looking at critrolestats for cr2 is that caleb has received the most kisses

[electricxmayhem]

it really is next to impossible to write realistic sibling dialogue, I just passed my brother on the stairs and instead of greeting each other like human beings I said ‘born survivor’ and he said ‘youtube rewind. let’s set it to rewind.’ like you ain’t gonna find that shit in a novel

[dead-men-disco]

aw man writing siblings is so wild because sometimes you just can’t portray it

me and my little brother don’t even greet each other - if we pass each other on the stairs or in the corridor, we jump into ridiculous fight stances then feign karate chopping and slapping each other (stopping just before we make contact) whilst making “HIIIYA” and “POW” noises for a solid 30 seconds, then silently walk off and continue what we were doing

and then sometimes he’ll either just do the Had To Do It To ‘Em pose when I enter the room or dab as a greeting

[electricxmayhem]

exactly! I have three younger brothers and the original post was just about the oldest, the middle one and me usually do some kind of elaborate dab also, and a lot of the time when I see the youngest I just yell his name like a wrestling commentator…siblings have a different language

[itssoldier76]

my twin brother and I just point at each other like that spider-man meme if we see each other at school

[asianartiste]

every time we see each other my brother and i raise our elbows and start walking at each other/ standing completely still

its exactly like this

[rickyspanish133]

@sailor–sass

[sailor--sass]

I once convinced my younger siblings that I was the real prime minister of Canada and Justin Trudeau was just a stand in because the world just wasn’t ready for a 17 year old prime minister yet. I communicated with the rest of the government solely through carrier pigeons.

[ke-ray92-deactivated20201217]

Before January ends, I’m going to magically and extremely be blessed by the universe.

[introvertbard]

not gonna risk scrolling past this

[twinkiesdraws]

2 blue girls

[neovisceral]

im not going to post the context

[hotvampireadjacent]

i think the context is you drew night at the museum characters naked

[cptsdwillgraham-deactivated2019]

i’m fucking begging everyone on this website to learn how to use a search engine because i just saw a post with 700,000 notes that asserted that crying physically drains Unbalanced Emotion Chemicals from your brain. yes this is literally a medieval humorist theory

[bogfox]

We should know by now that unbalanced emotions can only be drained by leeches

[cptsdwillgraham-deactivated2019]

now this is the kind of rigorous medical science i want to hear

[chongoblog]

New rule: All memes must now be posted in the form of brain teasers

[chongoblog]

[jemandtherobots]

since we’re on the subject of james acaster, this is hands down the funniest joke in repertoire and it gets me every single fuckin time and i can’t even explain why it’s so funny

[valtsv]

me, striding into an “abandoned” hotel which has been condemned since the 1920s and where at least 2 people are rumored to have died in since then in my sexiest open-neck white puffy shirt unbuttoned down to my mid-torso, tucked into high waisted black pants, and knee-high black leather boots:

[crowcock]

Your gonna die

[valtsv]